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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 23 2010, 5:55 PM GMT

Start a JustGiving page.

Good plan.

Hi everyone,

I managed to f**k up my spending this month and it's left me with £1.10 to buy food with for the next week.

If you'd like to donate to make sure I can buy proper food rather than beans on baked potato every day please use the link below.

FeedElliesBelly.com

Quote: EllieJP @ November 23 2010, 1:55 PM GMT

Ellie is going to join a dating service... it's called the British Couple Guide.

Am I the only person dismayed that someone as lovely as our Ellie needs to use a dating service.

What is wrong with the world?

Oh, and how you doing Cool Laughing out loud

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 23 2010, 6:05 PM GMT

Am I the only person dismayed that someone as lovely as our Ellie needs to use a dating service.

What is wrong with the world?

Oh, and how you doing Cool Laughing out loud

Haha!

I know, but I have skeletons too... like my OCD cleaning and my need to plan EVERYTHING!

Think she met her last boyfriend through one! (correct me if I'm wrong, Ellie.)
I actually wouldn't be surprised if it was easier to meet nice men on one of them than in the usual bars and clubs. :D
But then bars and clubs make me want to barf.

Quote: billwill @ November 23 2010, 5:27 PM GMT

Perhaps Aaron can add another forum area for that.

:D :)

If he does, I call mod. :P

Quote: EllieJP @ November 23 2010, 6:06 PM GMT

I know, but I have skeletons too... like my OCD cleaning

Feel free to visit me anytime.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 23 2010, 6:06 PM GMT

Haha!

I know, but I have skeletons too... like my OCD cleaning and my need to plan EVERYTHING!

Cleaning and need to plan everything... Lovey

For me planning is something that just happens and then passed onto me.

I met Mrs Bigfella online.

So be warned.....

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2010, 6:07 PM GMT

Think she met her last boyfriend through one! (correct me if I'm wrong, Ellie.)

Did indeed... and that would have worked out had he not liked the fact I liked things clean and planned.

I'd love to meet Zooo at a speed-dating venue.

I'm sure we'd get along like a house constructed entirely from asbestos.

Lesbian speed dating?
Or did you forget you were a woman. Oops.

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2010, 6:16 PM GMT

Lesbian speed dating?

You mean you're not ??? :O

Oh well, if you ever change your mind:

http://www.pinkdate.co.uk/pd_events_women.php

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2010, 6:07 PM GMT

Think she met her last boyfriend through one! (correct me if I'm wrong, Ellie.)
I actually wouldn't be surprised if it was easier to meet nice men on one of them than in the usual bars and clubs. :D
But then bars and clubs make me want to barf.

But in bars and clubs you can tell if you fancy them or not. I might get on with someone online but we night not click physically.

Quote: chipolata @ November 23 2010, 6:18 PM GMT

But in bars and clubs you can tell if you fancy them or not. I might get on with someone online but we night not click physically.

But they have photos up don't they?

And surely they are all 100% accurate... :O

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2010, 6:16 PM GMT

Lesbian speed dating?

You didn't check out our Ronnie's YouTube channel? She's 100% lezzer (and surprisingly hilarious with it)

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