Simon uses a barbeque as an excuse to leave Grandma's house. However his mum is not pleased and uses emotional blackmail to try to make him stay.
Should Simon take up the offer of a reality show?
Grandpa has invited Deborah Adler to visit, who has written a book about acting.
Liz reveals that she's been going to see a Priest in an attempt to get Adam into a religious school.
Val attempts to organise the fridge but is annoyed that Roger has eaten the wrong leftovers.
Roger tries to convince Val about his choice of DVD. However, Val does not want to hear about the plot before she's sat down to watch the DVD.
John relives the time his son wanted his first football shirt and, to his horror, it wasn't a Liverpool shirt he was after.
Val and Roger have guests for the first time, but don't want them to smoke.
Inspired by an news story about a woman putting a cat in a bin, Dan Tetsell shows us that the cat in question was Marion.
Miranda Hart claims that she always tests the temperature of her bath with her ear. But is she telling the truth?
