An angry penguin attacks a council worker, and a cat tries a huge leap across a bathtub but fails.
A handsome doctor has left his blood pressure cuff at Miranda's. Stevie, Tilly and Miranda are all keen to be the one to return it to him.
Miranda pretends to be a Geisha and her favourite Strictly Come Dancing judge, Penny isn't impressed.
Miranda has been caring for her ill mother, Penny, for five very long days. If Penny's technical limitations using the TV remote weren't bad enough, she also has a bell to get Miranda's attention.
Sarah Millican talks to Bill and Susanna on BBC Breakfast about what it is like sitting on the other side of the couch.
Sarah asks Mel C what the auditions for the Spice Girls were like.
Brian Butterfield's Sports Warehouse has everything you could ever need.
The trailer for Bob Servant, Independent.
Laura has made some new 'yummy mummy' friends who want to know all about Emily's daddy over coffee...
Beth is having boy trouble and turns to Jamie and Mike for relationship advice.
