The full scene Keith Lemon filmed for Coronation Street.
For all those who have bunked off work and are watching TV...
Let's hope you never overhear any of these things next time you visit A&E.
Fergie faces an awkward moment.
Here's what happened in Episode 1 of the second series.
Here's Keith first entrance into the Rovers Return Inn.
Joe and Keith head to a design museum with their best pick up lines to use on the ladies
Tom goes on a date with Ellie, who shares her views on dinosaurs.
Totally Tom read out some tweets, although only one of them seems to be taking it seriously.
Michael mistakes a fellow customer for working in the newsagents.
