Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Jonny makes a startling discovery about Corinthian's parentage, while Janet and Donna argue when they are both sure they will get the job managing the Archer.

There's a manager's job going at The Archer, and Janet is determined to get it just to prove to Jonny that she's still sexy. The only problem is that Donna's out to prove she can make it in a man's world.

Jonny is getting increasingly worried that Corinthian is displaying all of Gaz's habits and comes to the conclusion that he can't be the father. Reluctantly, he decides that the baby should be with his natural dad and takes him to Gaz.

Louise splashes out on a new car, but it's all based upon the promise of an inheritance once her sickly mother dies. The problem becomes a little more complicated once the car is stolen.

Things heat up in the interview with Donna and Janet, the former doing her best to remain calm and professional whilst the latter resorts to unashamed flirting. Tempers boil over and fists start flying. Once the dust settles, it's Janet with the job and Donna is left fuming.

Gaz finally admits to Jonny that his low sperm count means he can't be Corinthian's dad, but Jonny is less than gracious in victory.