Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Donna gives Gaz the answer to his marriage proposal. Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal. Louise meets her real dad for the first time, but he is more interested in getting to know Jonny.

The episode starts where the last one ended - with Gaz asking Donna to marry him. She says no.

Finally, he asks so sweetly and sincerely that Donna says yes. Delirious, Gaz has planned a wedding ceremony - at the Archer. Donna is horrified and walks out.

Janet is desperate for some new clothes for Corinthian but they're skint. She accidentally nicks some little dungarees, and then gets a taste for stealing. Jonny is appalled. He tries to knit some clothes for the baby but it goes wrong and ended up as swaddling.

Louise meets her real dad. He is very charming, but drinks heavily, cons Louise out of her money and is more interested in Jonny.

Jonny thinks he's a great bloke, until he realises Brian's intentions. He rejects Brian and he leaves town. Louise is thoroughly let down again.