Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Janet and Gaz decide to take some extreme measures to stop Louise's blackmail plans. Donna's spending spree is interrupted by Gaz's bombshell.

Janet and Jonny are discussing their wedding plans. Jonny goes off to tell people that he and Janet are engaged again. This fails to impress Kelly, Munch, Donna, and Gaz.

Janet finally cheers Jonny up when she tells him that they're having a baby - now that is news! Louise announces she's not going to tell Jonny about Janet and Gaz. She is going to blackmail Janet instead.

Janet and Gaz plan to stop Louise being so wicked with embarrassing stories from Louise's childhood. Everything fails until Gaz has a brainwave and snogs Louise. At last they can blackmail Louise for kissing Gaz!

The trouble is that Louise got very turned on and Kelly is upset that Gaz didn't kiss her. Gaz is left to make amends as only he can.

Donna's had Flo's house valued and is going to be rich. Donna decides to spend spend spend by going on a dream holiday with Gaz. Then Gaz makes the mistake of telling Donna about his the terrible day he has had.