Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

After making him wait for a month, Louise finally agrees to have sex with David, or rather, lets him, "enter the sacred passage del passion." She is horrified to find that David is an unstoppable sex machine.

After making him wait for a month, Louise finally agrees to have sex with David, or rather, lets him, "enter the sacred passage del passion." She is horrified to find that David is an unstoppable sex machine. Eight times in one night, so generous, sensitive and insatiable.

Not Louise's cup of tea at all.

The next night, Louise braces herself for more blissful copulation. But David just wants to sleep. It turns out that he was just trying to impress her the night before. Meanwhile, Janet and Jonny are finding it hard to argue. And Gaz tries to get Donna to go out on her own once in a while.