
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
- TV sitcom
- BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
- 2001 - 2011
- 79 episodes (9 series)
Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.
- Series 1, Episode 3 repeated Saturday at 9pm on BBC3
Streaming rank this week: 2,767
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Comic Relief - When Janet Met Michelle
Further details

Tim, the bartender of The Archer, arranges Timothy Claypole's Comic Relief Night Of Fun - a pub quiz with a twist.
Split into three teams, the guys and girls battle it out in three categories, starting with the "bitch off", which literally ends in tears as Gaz takes it too far and DK takes it personally. Next is the "drink off" in which Grant, Donna and Matt head for the bar to see who can down a pint of lager the fastest.
The final category is the "flirt off" and Gaz is in his element. Jas joins Michelle and Janet (both played by Sheridan Smith), who do their best to seduce Gaz into giving them the highest score for their flirting abilities. As Michelle and Janet try their best lines, Jas shows that, where Gaz is concerned, the direct approach works best.
As a special treat for Comic Relief the episode ends with a song - Stop Thinking, Start Drinking - featuring an unmissable rapping duet from DK and Gaz.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Sunday 8th March 2009
- Time
- 9pm
- Channel
- BBC Three
- Length
- 30 minutes
Cast & crew
Natalie Casey | Donna Henshaw |
Will Mellor | Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson |
Sheridan Smith | Janet |
Kathryn Drysdale | Louise |
Luke Gell | Tim |
Sheridan Smith | Michelle |
Tony Bignell | Matt |
Ceri Phillips | Ollie |
Joe Tracini | DK |
Warren Brown | Alex |
Steven Meo (as Stephen Meo) | Grant |
Leah MacRae | Jenny |
Richard Mylan | Chris |
Anabel Barnston | Chloe |
Hannah Job | Jas |
Joe Pasquale | Self |
Susan Nickson | Writer |
Tim Dawson | Writer |
Jon Brown | Script Editor |
Nick Wood | Director |
Michelle Farr-Scott (as Michelle Farr) | Producer |
Jo Sargent | Executive Producer |
Mark Lawrence | Editor |
Harry Banks | Production Designer |
Christian Henson | Composer |
Simon Brint | Composer |
Richie Webb | Composer |
Press
Review of the Comic Relief Special: Having crammed the casts of all three programmes onto one small set, leaving them with little to do except stand awkwardly around like infants at a Christmas concert, the show proceeded to unleash a barrage of the lamest jokes ever be to inflicted in the name of charity. In a good cause? Certainly. Terrible? Definitely. But then my opinion is poisoned by an abiding aversion to Coming Of Age. Working to combat poverty, suffering and injustice is all well and good, but if Comic Relief promised to eradicate Coming Of Age I would really put my hand in my pocket.
Harry Venning, The Stage, 17th March 2009Did we like it? Hell no! Now on its eighth series, Two Pints has now become a parody of itself. With the exception of Friends and ER not many American shows, never mind hurriedly written and produced British ones, can justify eight series. Two Pints used to be a witty and inspiring reflection of the ordinary working class hero boozing down the local with their mates. Now it remains a hollow vessel.
For Comic Relief, the makers united the 2 Pints gang with characters from its sister sitcoms Grownups and Coming of Age, but even though this was for charity, we can't overlook the fact that this was a load of self indulgent old guff.
The Custard TV, 11th March 2009Comic Relief Special Review
These shows are clearly aimed at complete morons. The kind of moron that actually talks in text speak. You could improve the world immeasurably by finding out where they film this shite and dropping concrete flags from a helicopter over the exit at closing time.
mofgimmers, TV Scoop, 10th March 2009Sheridan Smith doubles up on her roles from Two Pints... and Grownups as the casts of these shows and the dreadful (no, really it is) Coming of Age come together for a comedy pub quiz for Comic Relief. Should be fun if you can bear any of these shows.
Mark Wright, The Stage, 6th March 2009