Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1 & 2 DVD
"Does a toothbrush constitute moving in?"
"Are the three phrases that form the basis of any lasting relationship really 'Put the kettle on', 'What's on telly?' and 'Fancy a shag?'"
"How can you lose weight when a tablespoon of semen has 1, 000 calories?"
"Does arranging your porn collection in...