Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Jonny realises it's time to be responsible now he's a father, and incredibly, decides to get a job. He's amazed to find his dream job is being advertised in the local paper - working in a biscuit factory! Now all he has to do is get an interview...

Jonny realises it's time to be responsible now he's a father, and incredibly, decides to get a job. He's amazed to find his dream job is being advertised in the local paper - working in a biscuit factory! Now all he has to do is get an interview...

Janet's worried that everyone's moving on with their lives and she's going to be left behind. Jonny assures her that this won't be the case by completely dismissing her ambitions. Janet tries to come to terms with her life, but it doesn't work and she decides to get a job on the Isle of Wight ferry.

Donna is desperate to find her and Gaz a new flat as his is falling to bits. Gaz is resistant at first, thinking of all the happy memories he has there. But when Donna finds her dream home, Gaz comes round to the idea. Until he spots a sheep in the garden that is...

Louise gets chatted up in the pub by a gorgeous scouser, but she's more interested in her new mobile phone. However when she discovers he's a stylist to the stars and just as shallow as she is, she's instantly smitten!

Gaz tries to get Kelly to rent his flat off him, but she's more interested in getting her hands on his body.