Things Talk
- TV sitcom
- BBC Three
- 2009
- 1 pilot
Late night sitcom pilot based around talking household objects. The voices were provided by well-known comedians. Stars Jot Davies, Kerry Howard, Tom Basden, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Natalie Cassidy and more.
Cast & crew credits
| Jot Davies | Dan |
| Kerry Howard | Dan's Girlfriend |
| Tom Basden | Coat and Garlic (Voice) |
| Margaret Cabourn-Smith | Washing Machine and Toilet (Voice) |
| Natalie Cassidy | Sofa and Satsuma (Voice) |
| Fergus Craig | Salt and Razor (Voice) |
| Les Dennis | Hob (Voice) |
| Masashi Fujimoto | TV (Voice) |
| Colin Hoult | Pepper, Toothbrush and Wine (Voice) |
| Dom Joly | Turntable (Voice) |
| Susy Kane (as Susan Kane) | Coat, Toothbrush and Egg (Voice) |
| Haruka Kuroda (as Haruka Karuda) | TV Remote (Voice) |
| Andrew Lawrence | Toaster and Egg (Voice) |
| Leslie Phillips | Grandfather Clock (Voice) |
| Stefan Golaszewski | Writer |
| Steve Clarke | Director |
| Stefan Golaszewski | Director |
| John Pocock | Producer |
| Jane Berthoud | Executive Producer |
| Lucy McDermott | Editor |
| Margaret Spohrer | Production Designer |
| Jon Wood | Director of Photography |
| Daniel Teper | Composer |
| Carlene King | 1st Assistant Director |