The League Of Gentlemen
- TV sitcom / sketch show
- BBC Two
- 1999 - 2017
- 22 episodes (3 series)
Royston Vasey is an isolated Northern community where dark, perverted and horrifying things happen behind closed doors. Stars Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith and Mark Gatiss.
Quotes
Harvey Denton to BenjaminPerhaps you're a naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life spread-eagled on the pillows, forever indulging himself in the pleasures of the palm.
Uncle Harvey (Steve Pemberton) in Series 1, Episode 3
Oh they've arrived. Did you know that this afternoon some of you lot are going to be watching a play instead of doing proper lessons? It's going to be performed by Legz Akimdo Theatre Company and it's a show about homosexuality aimed at 9 to 12-year-olds. Some people call this Theatre in Education, I call it Aids in a Van.
Bernice Woodall (Reece Shearsmith) in Series 1, Episode 4
For those of you not in the know, The Big Issue is a magazine. It's a bit like Bunty, but written by tramps.
Pauline (Steve Pemberton) in Series 1, Episode 2
You're my wife now.
Papa Lazarou (Reece Shearsmith)