The confessions to end all confessions - from the irrepressible Frankie. The time when he nearly got married... what happened to Godfrey the cat ... who is Mrs. Umpleby? What was in the chilli con carne? The whole truth and nothing but the truth - starting tonight.
More comic confessions as Frankie reveals: "My secret work with the French Resistance... How I hoodwinked the Germans... How my George Formby impressions helped to win World War Two."
The story of Frankie's brush with the National Health Service is revealed for the first time. It's a not-so-healthy sign for almost everyone else in the hospital when Frankie arrives for an operation - and soon causes complete chaos. Finally, in attempting to discharge himself, he comes a cropper in more ways than one.
Tonight, the saga of Howerd the criminal, detected by an alert police force, identified by Mrs. Beachum, the victim, and indicted by the full majesty of the law...
How did Frankie come to be in possession of a stolen grandfather clock? What got Sgt. Hardman's goat? See how Frankie was trapped by the amorous Eve. All this and more is revealed.
In the last of the series, the saga of Private Eye Howerd. Watch as he reveals the secret of Mr. Parsley's love nest. Boggle as he tries to pierce the the veil to the Great Beyond. Who is the Red Ferret? What happened to Emmanuelle in the attic? ...All is revealed! Nothing is held back!