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The Day Today. Chris Morris. Copyright: TalkbackThames
The Day Today

The Day Today

  • TV sketch show
  • BBC Two
  • 1994
  • 7 episodes (1 series)

Following on from Radio 4's On The Hour, The Day Today is a biting satirical swipe at television news in the early 1990s. Stars Chris Morris, Steve Coogan, Doon Mackichan, Rebecca Front, Patrick Marber and David Schneider

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plays a boring nightwatchman at a pool, giving a response to how he handled a death.

Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 18 years. In 1975, no one died. In 1976, no one died. In 1977, no one died. In 1978, no one died. In 1979, no one died. In 1980, someone died. In 1981, no one died. In 1982, there was the incident with a pigeon. In 1983, no one died. In 1984, no one died. In 1985, no one died. In 1986... I mean, I could go on.

Steve Coogan

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