Taskmaster

It's the final episode of Series 8 and one of the five intrepid comics is set to win Greg Davies's gorgeous golden head. Lou Sanders chews on some stationery, Sian Gibson is crushed by a caravan, Paul Sinha wrecks a camera, Joe Thomas gets cross and Iain Stirling waves a stick about. The Taskmaster's loyal lickspittle Alex Horne stands by, gripping his tablet for dear life.

Prize task: Best thing that will actually change your life for the better the most.

* Iain Stirling: A toilet stool. - 5
* Joe Thomas: A singular hair transplant. - 4
* Lou Sanders: A voucher for an appointment with her spiritual healer, Jill in the Pyrenees. - 3
* Paul Sinha: An electronic massage pad. - 3
* Sian Gibson: Some miracle berry pills. - 2

Task 1: Completely erase this eraser. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

* Iain: 20 seconds - 5
* Paul: 54 seconds - 4
* Lou: 2:50, but bonus point for chewing her rubber up. - 4
* Joe: 19:32, but three bonus points for destroying his eraser the most. - 4
* Sian: 9:40 - 2

Task 2: Make yourself some tremendous pretend legs. You have five minutes to order up to five items from Alex. Once Alex has shopped for the items you have 20 minutes to make your tremendous legs and then demonstrate them. Most tremendous pretend legs wins. Your time starts now.

* Sian - 5
* Lou - 4
* Iain - 3
* Paul - 2
* Joe - 1

Task 3: Follow the instructions on the signs and park this buggy in the parking bay. You have a maximum of ten minutes to prepare your journey, during which you may not move any of the items on the course. Your journey must start from where the buggy is now. Also, you must be wearing this blindfold correctly at all times during your journey. Most accurate journey wins. Your preparation time starts now.

* Iain - 5
* Sian - 4
* Joe - 3
* Paul - 2
* Lou - 1

Live task: Correctly wearing these goggles [that make everything appear upside-down] and with your eyes open at all times, retrieve your duck. You must stand on spot and hold the stick by the handle. You must stay standing on your spot at all times. Fastest to hold their duck in their hand above their head wins. You have a maximum of three minutes.

* Everyone fails - 0

Final scores

* Iain - 18
* Sian - 13
* Joe - 12
* Lou - 12
* Paul - 11

Series scores

* Lou - 164
* Iain - 156
* Joe - 150
* Sian - 143
* Paul - 136