Taskmaster

Tim Vine strips to his waist, Russell Howard gets tattooed, while Alice Levine apes Leonardo da Vinci using squirty cream. Greg Davies sets the truly absurd tasks.

Prize task: Most thought-provoking thing.

* Russell Howard: A Buddhist monk playing with a fidget spinner app on an iPad. - 5
* Tim Vine: The disturbing cover of the album Bill & Kate by Billy Cotton and Kathy Rayne. - 4
* Alice Levine: The book Don't Pee on My Legg and Tell Me It's Raining by Judge Judy Sheindlin. - 3
* Liza Tarbuck: Some files belonging to Nikola Tesla. - 2
* Asim Chaudhry: A painting of an Iranian prince in a restaurant in Los Angeles that looks remarkably like Asim's doppelganger. - 1

Task 1: Do something manly with this cardboard box. Manliest thing wins. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.

* Liza: The box is sat in front of the TV watching golf, while Liza makes the box a cup of tea. - 5
* Tim: Stands in the box, takes his top off, and flexes his muscles at the side of the road. - 4
* Asim: Turns the box into a robot called "iFeel" to help combat against toxic masculinity. - 4
* Alice: Performs a play illustrating the manly gender pay gay. - 4
* Russell: Stands in the box, pretending to be a stereotypical man, with tattoos, smoking a fake pipe, doing DIY and giving Alex poor manly advice. - 4

Task 2, Part 1 (Team Task): Have the most fun. You have three minutes, at the end of which you must return to the caravan and await your second task. Your time starts now.

* Asim, Liza and Tim - 3
* Team Funk - 2

Task 2, Part 2 (Team Task): Exactly recreate your attempt at the first task. Most accurate task re-enactment wins. You have three minutes. Your time starts when Alex shouts his own name.

* Everyone - 5

Task 3: Make the best art using the entire contents of this can of squirty cream. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.

* Liza: Creates a piece on a wall, but the cream falls off. - 5
* Alice: Recreates the Mona Lisa. - 4
* Russell: Draws around Alex to make a body outline and makes it look like a crime scene. - 3
* Tim: Writes the letters "ER" and calls his piece: "Her Majesty the Cream". - 2
* Asim: Creates a work themed on global warming, also using a bell jar, an egg-timer and some toy animals. - 1

Task 4: Remove the five pound note from under the pint without spilling any of the pint. You may not touch the pint glass. If you spill any of the pint, you are disqualified. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

* Russell: 1:19
* Asim: 1:20
* Tim: 2:54
* Liza: Disqualified for spilling the pint by try to quickly pull the fiver away. - 0
* Alice: 3:27, but disqualified for spilling the pint. - 0

Live task: When tapped on the shoulder, shake hands with the [blindfolded] Taskmaster without revealing your identities. You may not speak during the task. Everyone must shake hands with the Taskmaster once, for at least two seconds. If the Taskmaster guesses your identity, you are eliminated. The task continues until we have a winner.

* Alice - 5
* Everyone else - 0

Final scores

* Russell - 24
* Alice - 23
* Tim - 21
* Liza - 20
* Asim - 18