Taskmaster

The halfway point of the series approaches and the five task-hungry comics are being driven to ever more absurd lengths as they battle to lay their sticky fingers on Taskmaster Greg Davies's golden head. Mark Watson and Nish Kumar pop toast together and Sally Phillips spreads absinthe on it. And can anyone recognise Greg's loyal underling Alex Horne if he's wearing a hat?

Prize task: Most extraordinary souvenir.

* Aisling Bea: A bag of her own baby teeth. - 5
* Nish Kumar: A single man-made leaf from the set of Lord of the Rings. - 4
* Sally Phillips: Abba Monopoly. - 3
* Mark Watson: A Kuwait T-shirt, despite the fact he hasn't been allowed into Kuwait. - 2
* Bob Mortimer: A large Woody Woodpecker cuddly toy which he won at a holiday camp in Spain. - 1

Take 1: Make Marmite. You have ten minutes to select your ingredients, and then ten minutes to make your Marmite. Best Marmite wins. Your time starts now.

* Bob - 5
* Mark - 4
* Aisling - 3
* Sally - 2
* Nish: Disqualified for using actual Marmite in his Marmite. - 0

Task 2 (Team Task): Do something remarkable synchronised. You have a maximum of 30 minutes. Most remarkably synchronised behaviour wins. Your time starts now.

* Aisling, Bob and Sally - 3
* Mark and Nish - 2

Task 3, Part 1: Wearing this blindfold, blow up this balloon so that its circumference is the same as the length of a standard cucumber. You have one minute. Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle.

* Mark - 5
* Bob - 4
* Aisling - 3
* Sally - 2
* Nish - 1

Task 3, Part 2: Spot the difference. Have a look at the scene in front of you and explain exactly what's changed since you put the blindfold on. You have two minutes. Your time starts now.

* Aisling: 5 - 5
* Mark and Nish: 3 - 4
* Bob and Sally: 2 - 2

Task 4: Sneeze. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

* Bob: 10:01 - 5
* Mark: 48 hours. - 4
* Nish: Gives up. - 0
* Aisling and Sally: Disqualified for not doing genuine sneezes. - 0

Prize task: Stand on one leg for the longest while playing a game of "Greg says, Alex says" [Do any command beginning with the phrase: "Greg says", and ignore any command beginning with: "Alex says".] Your raised foot must remain above the balloon at all times and must not touch any other item. Last person to pop their balloon wins.

* Aisling - 5
* Mark - 4
* Sally - 3
* Nish - 2
* Bob - 1

Final scores

* Aisling and Mark - 24
* Bob - 21
* Sally - 15
* Mark - 12

Tie-break task: Back-throw a picture of a Swede into a bin, while looking at a picture of the Taskmaster. Fewest attempts wins.

* Mark: 15 attempts. - Winner
* Aisling: 66 attempts.