Taskmaster

It's the series finale so one of the five courageous comedians will end up strutting around proudly with Greg Davies's golden trophy head in their mucky paws. Alex Horne keeps the tasks running fairly smoothly as Noel Fielding finds an unlikely soul mate, Lolly Adefope shows everyone the money and Mel Giedroyc regrets putting M&Ms on her shopping list.

Prize task: Most cash

* Lolly Adefope: £2,000 and a blank cheque. - 5
* Joe Lycett: £250 in pennies, weighing 89kg. - 4
* Noel Fielding: A £500 banknote he himself created. - 3
* Mel Giedroyc: A suitcase containing nearly £1million, but actually only £240 is real and the rest is Monopoly money. - 2
* Hugh Dennis: 2million Vietnamese dong, worth £72.20. - 1

Task 1, Part 1: Make the most exotic sandwich. You have ten minutes to plan your exotic sandwich, then ten minutes to construct it. Your time starts now.

* Noel - 5
* Joe - 4
* Lolly - 3
* Mel - 2
* Hugh - 1

Task 1, Part 2: Eat your exotic sandwich. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

* Hugh - 5
* Mel - Bonus point for getting an M&M stuck up her nose. - 5
* Lolly - 3
* Joe - 2
* Noel: Bonus point for eating part of Alex's beard. - 2

Task 2: Strike one of these objects [Babybell, rubber duck, coconut, ping-pong ball] the furthest distance with one of the other objects [Snooker cue, swimming noodle, large novelty pencil]. You have three strikes with your chosen object.

* Noel: 29.6m - 5
* Hugh: 24m - 4
* Joe: 18.45m - 3
* Mel: 8.12m - 2
* Lolly: 25cm - 1

Task 3: Do something surprising with this rubber duck. Most surprising wins. You have ten minutes to plan your surprising thing, then ten minutes to do it. Your time starts now.

* Mel: Manages to hide the duck in a package on the back of a courier's motorbike. - 5
* Noel: Marries the duck, with Tim Key acting as vicar. - 4
* Joe: Brings it into the studio with a message on the bottom of it, revealing Joe has bought Greg a holiday, namely an overnight stay in a timber yurt. - 3
* Hugh: Attaches the duck to a toy so when it is turned the duck goes "moo". - 2
* Lolly: Sends the duck flying in a basket lifted by helium balloons. - 1

Live task: Draw the median duck. The median duck alone wins. You have 100 seconds. Winner takes all. There will also be a bonus point for best duck picture.

* Mel - 5
* Noel: Bonus point - 1

Final scores

* Mel - 21
* Noel - 20
* Joe - 16
* Hugh and Lolly - 13

Series scores

* Noel - 144
* Joe - 136
* Mel - 134
* Hugh - 129
* Lolly - 125