Taskmaster

This week Greg Davies and Alex Horne engage in some role-play to assess the success of a throwing task. Plus Noel Fielding has a sliding session, Swedishman Fred receives an intense video call and all hell breaks loose in The Battle of the Bath.

Prize task: Cutest thing.

* Lolly Adefope: A baby photo of herself. - 5
* Joe Lycett: A photo of his dog Bertie. - 4
* Noel Fielding: A plate of googly eyes, which you could use to make other things cute. - 3
* Mel Giedroyc: A cuddly pod of three talking peas. - 2
* Hugh Dennis: A toy cat that when pressed extends its eyes and meows. - 1

Task 1: Slide the furthest. You have 20 minutes and one attempt. Your time starts now.

* Mel: 56.5m - 5
* Hugh: 18.9m - 4
* Noel: 14m - 3
* Joe: 5.8m - 2
* Lolly: 3.2m - 1

Task 2: Maintaining constant eye contact and making continuous small talk at all times with this Swedish person, put on the wetsuit, flippers, fake mask and snorkel. Your head may not leave the Swedish person's frame at any point. You may not move the laptop from its current position. Fastest wins. Your time starts when the Swedish person smiles at you. You get a five second time penalty every time you break eye contact. A bonus point will go to whoever puts on the wetsuit best.

* Lolly: 5:45 - 5
* Joe: 6:32, plus wetsuit bonus point - 5
* Hugh: 6:45 - 3
* Mel: 7:49 - 2
* Noel: 2:05, but disqualified for putting the wetsuit on his head rather than actually wearing it. However, get bonus point for quality of his small talk. - 1

Task 3 (Team Task): Please whisper this task to Alex. Hugh and Lolly - Put as many different things in the bathtub as possible. Most different things in the bathtub wins. Joe and Mel - Seal the top of this bathtub with cling film. Most successfully cling-filmed bathtub wins. Noel - Fill the bathtub with water. Most water in the bathtub wins. You have three minutes. Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle.

* Mel and Hugh - 5
* Joe, Lolly and Noel - 0

Task 4: Throw something into something. Most unbelievable throw wins. You have ten minutes to plan your throw, then ten minutes to pull it off. Your time starts now.

* Mel - 5
* Noel - 4
* Hugh - 3
* Joe - 2
* Lolly - 1

Live task: Make the longest continuous noise. There will also be a bonus point for the best noise.

* Joe: 32 seconds - 5
* Hugh: 30 seconds, plus bonus point - 5
* Lolly: 21 seconds - 3
* Mel: 14 seconds - 2
* Noel: 4 seconds - 1

Final scores

* Mel and Hugh - 21
* Joe - 18
* Lolly - 15
* Noel - 12

Tie-break task: Eat as many peas as possible. You have one minute. Your time starts now.

* Hugh: 199 - Winner
* Mel: 174