Taskmaster

The first episode sees Hugh Dennis, Joe Lycett, Lolly Adefope, Mel Giedroyc and Noel Fielding aim to be the best at painting a model they can't see, fell a load of rubber ducks and beautifully destroy a cake.

Prize task: Most interesting autograph on the most interesting vegetable.

* Noel Fielding: David Suchet on a broad bean. - 5
* Mel Giedroyc: Howard Donald on a horse radish, Gary Barlow on a butternut squash, Mark Owen on a heritage squash and Robbie Williams on a sweet potato. - 4
* Lolly Adefope: A signed Black Eyed Eyes CD on some black eyed peas. - 3
* Joe Lycett: Greg Davies on a yellow courgette. - 2
* Hugh Dennis: Malcolm X on a carrot (really just a cross). - 1

Task 1: Destroy this cake. Most beautiful destruction wins. You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now.

* Joe: Blows it up using fireworks. - 5
* Noel: Puts the cake into a washing machine. - 4
* Mel: Quickly squashes the cake onto a table. - 3
* Lolly: Paints a heart using the cake, onto a brick wall. - 2
* Hugh: Cuts it up into the shape of a clock. - 1

Task 2: Create the best caricature of the person on the other side of the curtain. You may not look at the person. The person may only say "Yes" or "No". You will get a bonus point if you can find out the person's full name. You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now.

* Noel: No bonus - 5
* Joe: No bonus - 4
* Lolly: No bonus - 3
* Mel: Bonus point - 3
* Hugh: Bonus point - 2

Task 3: Fell all the rubber ducks. Fastest wins. Your time starts when the first rubber duck falls.

* Hugh: 8.9 seconds - 5
* Lolly: 1:02 - 4
* Joe: 1:56 - 3
* Noel: 4:50 - 2
* Mel: 7:25 - 1

Live task: Make the most juice. You must pick one fruit and one tool. If you pick the same tool as someone else, you must juice blindfolded. If you pick the same fruit as someone else, you must juice one-handed. If you pick the same fruit and tool as someone, you must juice blindfolded, one-handed, and bouncing up and down. You have one minute.

* Mel: Lime with shoe, 7ml - 5
* Hugh: Pineapple with tweezers, 4ml - 4
* Joe: Pineapple with hammer, 3ml - 3
* Noel: Grapes with tweezers, 2ml - 2
* Lolly: Grapes with hammer, 0.4ml - 1

Final scores

* Noel - 18
* Joe - 17
* Mel - 16
* Hugh and Lolly - 13