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Taskmaster

Taskmaster

  • TV comedy
  • Channel 4 / U&Dave
  • 2015 - 2025
  • 171 episodes (18 series)

TV format in which Greg Davies and Alex Horne set a group of comedians various outlandish challenges. Also features Romesh Ranganathan, Frank Skinner, Roisin Conaty, Josh Widdicombe, Tim Key and more.

  • Returns on Sunday 29th December on C4 at 9pm with New Year Special
  • JustWatch Streaming rank this week: 117

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Series 18, Episode 9 - The Cockle Children

Taskmaster. Rosie Jones
While the race for Greg Davies' gold-plated noggin remains too close to call, some important questions will be answered in this penultimate episode. What will Babátúndé Aléshé do with a power washer? Can Andy Zaltzman shoehorn cricket into yet another task? Will Jack Dee's son make his dad proud with some crucial information? Why has Rosie Jones smeared a plate with brown stuff? And what makes Emma Sidi such an effective supervisor? Rest assured, Alex Horne is on hand to note down all the crucial details.

Prize task: The best item for keeping things in that isn't just a regular item for keeping things in.

- Emma Sidi: A pair of trousers, to contain baguettes. - 5
- Andy Zaltzman: A toilet. - 4
- Rosie Jones: A bra. - 3
- Jack Dee: A Christmas village scene, which contains batteries. - 2
- Babatunde Aleshe: A biscuit tin. - 1

Task 1: Walk exactly one furlong in exactly ten minutes. You may not make use of technology except to make three five-second phone calls. Also, you may not remove the hat. Closest to one furlong and ten minutes wins. Your time starts now.

- Babatunde: 243 yards (220 yards in a furlong) in 9:57. - 5
- Andy: 197 yards in 8:45. - 4
- Emma: 262 yards in 11:00. - 3
- Jack: 180 yards in 8:10. - 2
- Rosie: 24 steps in 10:25. - 1

Task 2: Clean the most profound picture of majestic nature on a dirty thing. You have 20 minutes. You time starts now.

- Emma: A landscape of New Zealand, in mud. - 5
- Babatunde: A tree with foliage looking like the hair of one of the Jackson 5, washed into a driveway using a presser washer. - 4
- Jack: Tower Bridge at night, on a dirty caravan window. - 4
- Rosie: A self-portrait of her face, using a plate covered in chocolate spread. - 3
- Andy: Italy, using a dismantled dummy. - 2

Task 3 (Team Task): Place all the balls in the gutter, and the gutter on the cow. The gutter must not enter the dome. You must not use anything floppy during your attempt. For every ball you touch, one minute will be added to your time. For every ball that touches the floor, ten minutes will be added to your time. The task is over when the full gutter of balls is balancing by itself on the cow. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

- Andy, Babatunde and Emma: 8:21 - 5
- Jack and Rosie: 1:19:16 - 3

Live task: Predict whether each item will float or not float. If you are right, you get a point. Most points wins.

- Andy: 8 - 5
- Jack: 6 - 4
- Babatunde, Emma and Rosie: 5 - 3

Final scores

- Emma: 21
- Andy: 20
- Babatunde: 18
- Jack: 15
- Rosie: 13

Broadcast details

Date
Thursday 7th November 2024
Time
9pm
Channel
Channel 4
Length
60 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast
Greg Davies Host / Presenter
Alex Horne Host / Presenter
Andy Zaltzman Self
Babatunde Aléshé Self
Emma Sidi Self
Jack Dee Self
Rosie Jones Self
Writing team
Alex Horne Writer
Tim Key Task Consultant
Production team
Andy Devonshire Series Director
Andy Cartwright Series Producer
Richard Allen-Turner Executive Producer
James Taylor Executive Producer
Jon Thoday Executive Producer
Rob Aslett Executive Producer
Andy Devonshire Executive Producer
Alex Horne Executive Producer
Vicky Winter Line Producer
Amy Tuckwell Associate Producer
Will Robbins Edit Producer
Rebecca Bowker Editor
Hunter Allen VT Editor
James Dillon Production Designer
Sam Montague Director of Photography
Christina Baker (as Chrissie Baker) Make-up Designer
Chris Kempton Lighting Designer
Dru Masters Composer
Tom Howe Composer
Martin Rosten Graphics
Alex Horne Creator

Video

Taskmaster's dirtiest task yet!

The comedians attempt to 'Make the most profound picture of majestic nature on a dirty thing', in a task that can only be described as absolute filth.

Featuring: Greg Davies, Alex Horne, Babatunde Aléshé, Jack Dee, Rosie Jones, Emma Sidi & Andy Zaltzman.

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