Taskmaster

Greg Davies and his faultlessly loyal assistant Alex Horne welcome five fairly fresh bodies for a crack at TV's greatest prize: Greg's disembodied head, painted gold and stuck to a plinth. Andy Zaltzman, Babátúndé Aléshé, Emma Sidi, Jack Dee and Rosie Jones attempt to impress the Taskmaster by searching for a seal, hurling yoga balls in a theme park, and force-feeding Alex a bowlful of bubblegum.

Prize task: The best thing that has been inside you.

- Rosie Jones: A letter opener, which she used to dig out stuff from her belly button. - 5
- Emma Sidi: A USB stick containing details about her best ex-boyfriend. - 4
- Jack Dee: A ten-year-old toothbrush. - 3
- Babatunde Aleshe: Jamaican oxtail stew. - 2
- Andy Zaltzman: A lung. - 1

Task 1, Part 1: Do not say any of this out loud. Carry out each instruction before reading the next. You must remain silent until you've completed all four instructions. Stare at camera number one for at least 30 seconds without smiling. Eat an imaginary fly that has just landed on you. You don't like how it feels in your stomach at all. Look under the 6th, 33rd, 56th and 91st letters of this task. Part 2: Say a word beginning with Q. Fastest wins. Your time started when you stared at the camera.

- Jack: 3:32 - 5
- Emma: 3:58 - 4
- Andy: 7:54 - 3
- Rosie: Time not given. - 2
- Babatunde: 17:59 - 1

Task 2: Knock over exactly 100 cans. You must throw all five balls and pull one rope nice and hard. You must stay on the spot at all times, and you may not move the spot. Closest to 100 cans wins. Your time starts now.

- Jack: 68 - 5
- Rosie: 47 - 4
- Emma: 36 - 3
- Babatunde: 32 - 2
- Andy: 104, but disqualified for stepping off the spot. - 0

Task 3: Do the most beautiful thing with bubbles. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts when you haven't said a word beginning with B for five seconds.

- Andy: Makes a black-and-white, French new wave-style film featuring bubbles. - 5
- Babatunde: Draws a picture of his baby daughter and dances in front of it while blowing bubbles through the air. - 4
- Jack: Does a toast to the crew with vegan, non-alcoholic champagne. - 3
- Emma: Has a sexy bubble bath. - 2
- Rosie: Plays a bubblegum fairy, and makes Alex eat bubblegum. - 1

Prize task: Drink the vinegar. On your turn, you can either drink from one straw, or not drink at all and get a clue from Alex instead. You must stand on the spot when choosing your straw, and you must never stray from the spot. Only the vinegar drinker wins. Winner takes all.

- Rosie: Drinks the vinegar, from straw 17. - 5

Final scores

- Rosie: 17
- Jack: 16
- Emma: 13
- Andy and Babatunde: 9