Taskmaster

John Robins demonstrates the power of his forearms, Steve Pemberton stains his shirt with orange juice, and Sophie Willan repeatedly shouts the name of a body part in Little Alex Horne's little flustered face. Taskmaster Greg Davies has his usual task of trying to award points for things such as Nick Mohammed constructing a bottle orchestra and Joanne McNally trying to act out the word "beer".

Prize task: The snazziest hollow thing.

- Sophie Willan: A conch decorated with glitter. - 5
- Steve Pemberton: A hollow promise from Greg that he would attend someone's stag party, dressed as a minotaur. - 4
- Nick Mohammed: The soundtrack to the film Sleepy Hollow. - 3
- Joanne McNally: A boot, full of chips. - 2
- John Robins: A fake Faberge egg containing a task that reads: "Be snazzy! You have 20-40 years depending on lifestyle choices!" - 1

Task 1: What have you caught? Fastest correct answer wins. You may only give one answer. Your time starts now.

- Nick: Correctly caught a fish in three minutes. - 5
- John: 9:16 - 4
- Joanne: 18:20 - 3
- Sophie: 38:10 - 2
- Steve: Disqualified for incorrectly guessing he caught a boot. - 0

Task 2: Perform a recognisable piece of classical music without using any musical instruments. You may not hum, sing, whistle or that sort of thing. Most accomplished performance wins. You have a maximum of 30 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Nick: Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. - 5
- John: Rachmaninov's Third Concerto. - 4
- Joanne: Ravel's Bolero. - 3
- Sophie: Vivaldi's Four Seasons. - 2
- Steve: Either Beethoven's Ninth Symphony or Greensleeves. - 1

Task 3, Part 1: Take Alex to one side and do the following things to him: confess your favourite piece of kitchen equipment. Scream a body part of your choice in his face. Declare a gardening tool in a silly voice. You have three minutes. Your time starts now.

- Joanne: Spatula, ear, hose.
- John: Balti pan, forearm, rake.
- Nick: Garlic press, little toe, rake.
- Sophie: Spatula, boob, shears.
- Steve: Cheese grater, armpit, hosepipe.

Task 3, Part 2: Get the most orange juice in the vase. Only your chosen items [from Part 1] may touch the oranges. You have five minutes. Your time starts now.

- John: 199ml - 5
- Joanne: 116ml - 4
- Nick: 109ml - 3
- Sophie: 107ml - 2
- Steve: 13ml - 1

Live task: Paint a face on your ball. You may not touch your balls with anything other than your tools. Most attractive face wins. Also, you may not remove your helmet. You have 200 seconds.

- Sophie - 5
- John - 4
- Nick - 3
- Steve - 2
- Joanne - 1

Final scores

- Nick - 19
- John - 18
- Sophie - 16
- Joanne - 13
- Steve - 8