Taskmaster

Susan Wokoma finds something hidden in a flower, Lucy Beaumont gets handy with loo roll, and Julian Clary makes some kitchen receptacles look a bit sinister. Meanwhile, Alex Horne gets intimidated by Sam Campbell.

Prize task: The best thing that has five things on it.

- Susan Wokoma: A specially-made advent calendar, containing an IOU for a foot rub, a photo of herself as a baby, £10, a £100 donation to the charity of your choice, and a poem about Greg. - 5
- Julian Clary: A miniature nudist beach with five people on it. - 4
- Sue Perkins: Terry the triceratops, a toy that she got for her niece which Sue's dog ate the arse off. Sue rebuilt it, including adding a sound-effect device, but it meowed. - 3
- Lucy Beaumont: A Yorkshire melon - a melon with five Yorkshire puddings stuck into it on one side, and the other it has five badges saying "Things" on it. - 2
- Sam Campbell: A Plucka duck from the Australian TV show Hey Hey It's Saturday, with AU$5 (£2.65). - 1

Task 1: Burst this balloon from the furthest distance. You must not be looking at the balloon when you burst the balloon. You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Sue: 2,459 aspirins. - 5
- Sam: 564 aspirins. - 4
- Julian: 292 aspirins. - 3
- Susan: 71 aspirins. - 2
- Lucy: 15 aspirins. - 1

Task 2: Make the most cool, but scary gang using these eyes. You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Sam - 5
- Susan - 4
- Julian - 3
- Sue - 2
- Lucy - 1

Task 3: Get all the water in the vase. If you spill any water from the plate, you are disqualified. You may not leave the lab. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

- Everyone spills some of the water. - 0

Live task: Sip your drink. You may only touch the loo roll, and you may not reach over the line. Fastest wins after three rounds.

- Julian: 13 - 5
- Sam: 10 - 4
- Lucy: 4 - 3
- Sue and Susan: 0 - 2

Final scores

- Julian - 15
- Sam - 14
- Susan - 13
- Sue - 12
- Lucy - 7