Taskmaster

The series reaches an exhilarating climax as Sam Campbell designs a small bikini, Sue Perkins forgets about the milk, Lucy Beaumont feeds her young, Susan Wokoma pairs cornflakes with hot sauce and Julian Clary gently assaults an innocent Taskmaster Assistant.

Prize task: The thing that, when you turn it round, gives you the biggest shock.

- Julian Clary: An urn containing the ashes of a friend of him, which on one side has the word "shit" on it. - 5
- Lucy Beaumont: A lamp, the switch on it is made out of her own hair. - 4
- Susan Wokoma: Vanilla ice cream, which lists the ingredients on the back, including a component from the anal secretions of beavers. - 3
- Sam Campbell: A baby-doll with an ugly face. - 2
- Sue Perkins: A cut-out of the back of Alex dressed, on the back of which is the same cut-out of Alex naked. - 1

Task 1: Do something shocking, but family-friendly, with this doughnut. Most socking doughnut deed wins. You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Lucy: Dresses as a bird, chews up the doughnut, then feeds the doughnut to Alex as if he was her baby.
- Julian: Eats the whole doughnut and spits it out into Alex's face. - 4
- Susan: Eats as wide an assortment of various different foodstuffs including the doughnut as possible, then heads out to be sick. - 4
- Sam: Puts the doughnut in a bikini, puts it on the roof, and a bird knocks the doughnut off to its death. - 3
- Sue: Makes a catapult and fires the doughnut at Alex. - 1

Task 2: Demonstrate the most effective high-intensity four-part exercise routine. Each of your four exercises must be original, and must take place on this mat. The first must last eight seconds; the second, four; the third, two; and the fourth, one-second long. Also, each move must start with the following - Julian: "Yeah", Lucy: "Ahhh", Sam: a gasp, Sue: "Whoops", Susan: a scream - and end with the following - Julian: a scream, Lucy: "Whoops", Sam: "Ahhh", Sue: "Yeah", Susan: a gasp. You have a maximum of 15 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Julian - 5
- Sam - 4
- Sue and Susan - 3
- Lucy - 2

Task 3 (Team Task): Give your guest the best service [to the Taskmaster hotel]. He has 30 minutes. His time starts now.

- The Sues - 5
- JLS - 2

Live task: Throw a ball into the bath tub from behind the rope. You may not touch the rope. If a ball ends up not in the bath tub, you are eliminated. Last player standing wins.

- Sam: Survives one round. - 5
- Julian, Lucy, Sue and Susan: All fail first time around. - 1

Final scores

- Julian - 17
- Sam and Susan - 16
- Lucy - 14
- Sue - 11

Series scores

- Sam - 161
- Julian - 155
- Susan - 139
- Sue - 137
- Lucy - 129