Taskmaster

As our quintet of cowering comics head out into the wilderness, Alex takes notes and records numbers with admirable (bordering on irritating) efficiency. It's the penultimate episode of the series, and Alex Horne's notes show that Dara O Briain holds a very slender lead in the race to claim television's most prestigious prize: Greg Davies's golden head on a plinth. John Kearns blunts the business end of a sausage, Fern Brady struggles with a raspberry, and Munya Chawawa unwittingly forces Sarah Millican into finding a novel use for a ping-pong ball.

Prize task: Most underestimated item.

- Dara O Briain: A fish finger sandwich. - 3
- Fern Brady: A bottle-opener key ring. - 3
- Sarah Millican: The Joy Of Sex. - 3
- John Kearns: A single penny. - 2
- Munya Chawawa: A Zimbabwean trip boomerang. - 1

Task 1: Snort, then blow a raspberry, then whistle, then repeat that sequence for one minute. Most completed sequences wins. Your time starts when you next snort. (Bonus task for Sarah, hidden under the table: Hello, Sarah.)

- Munya: 24 - 5
- Sarah: 18 - 4
- Dara: 17 - 3
- Fern and John: 0 - 2

Task 2, Part 1: Write a one-minute, one-person play. Best script wins. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Fern: Meaning - 5
- John: Door(s) - 5
- Sarah: The Not Cat Cafe - 5
- Dara: Every Time I Look Up I Think Of You - 4
- Munya: The Power Of Silence - 1

Task 2, Part 2: Stage and perform this one-minute, one-person play. Best performance wins. You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Dara: Performing Door(s).-5
- Fern: Performing The Not Cat Cafe. - 5
- John: Performing Every Time I Look Up I Think Of You.- 4
- Sarah: Performing The Power Of Silence. - 3
- Munya: Performing Meaning. - 2

Task 3, Part 1: Choose one item from each plinth and bring them into the lab. You have one minute. Your time starts now. Part 2: Paint a self-portrait using your brush or sausage on your other chosen object. You must use the business end of your brush or sausage, and in your self-portrait you must be wielding your brush or sausage. Best self-portrait wins. You have 15 minutes. Your time started when you entered the lab.

- Fern: Sausage and toilet seat. -5
- John: Sausage and toilet roll. - 4
- Munya: Electric toothbrush and wheelie bin. - 3
- Dara: Toilet brush and queen-sized bedsheet. - 2
- Sarah: Sweeping brush and toilet roll. -1

Live task, Part 1: Tie your towel as tightly as possible around your body. You have 30 seconds. Part 2: Place your hands on your heads and keep them there until the end of the task. Get your towel completely in your bucket. Fastest wins.

- Dara - 5
- Munya - 4
- Fern- 3
- John and Sarah - 2

Final scores

- Fern - 23
- Dara - 22
- John - 19
- Sarah - 18
- Munya - 16