Taskmaster

Our comical quintet continue their quest to curry favour with the omnipotent Taskmaster. Jamali Maddix decorates the caravan, Sarah Kendall is appalled by a kiwi fruit and, under severe pressure, Mike Wozniak delivers a revelation so visceral that it leaves everyone in a state of horrified delirium.

Prize task: Most annoying thing.

* Jamali Maddix: Face paints. - 5
* Sarah Kendall: A stud finder. - 4
* Mike Wozniak: A symbolic nipple. - 3
* Charlotte Ritchie: Three alarm clocks. - 2
* Lee Mack: A yard of Twix prop from Not Going Out, which turned out to contain wood rather than an actual yard of Twix. - 1

Bonus task: Fart. Fartest wins. Your time starts now.

* Mike: 3 hours 24 minutes, after he completed Task 3, but as well as farting he also dislodged a haemorrhoid. - 1

Task 1: Make the best portrait of the Taskmaster on this door only using your feet. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now.

* Jamali - 5
* Sarah - 4
* Charlotte - 3
* Mike - 2
* Lee - Penalised as he used other parts of his body as well as his feet. - 1

Task 2 (Team Task): Vandalise this wall. Most creative vandalism wins. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.

* Mike, Lee: Parody Banksy's "Balloon Girl". - 5
* Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah: Trashed the wall. - 1

Task 3: Identify the contents of the battered items in this fish and chips order. You may lick and sniff all of the items. You may bite into two. You may squeeze one between your elbows. You may really stamp on one. You may look at one through a magnifying glass. You may put one in a glass of water. Most correctly identified items wins. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now.

* Jamali: Correctly identifies all six battered items (a kiwi fruit, a grape, an egg, batter, a leather wallet, and an apple and blackberry pie), after he finds a receipt of all the items inside the wallet. - 5
* Sarah: 5 items - 4
* Charlotte: 4 items - 3
* Mike: 3.5 items - 2
* Lee: 3 items - 1

Live task: Tie the very ends of the string to the arms of the glasses, then put the glasses on. Fastest wins. [The string and glasses are inside a padlocked toolbox.]

* Lee - 5
* Mike - 4
* Sarah - 3
* Charlotte - 2
* Jamali - 1

Final scores

* Jamali and Mike - 17
* Sarah - 16
* Lee - 13
* Charlotte - 11

Tie-break task: Fire as many rubber bands into Alex's dangerously positioned bum bag as possible. Most rubber bands in the bum bag wins. You have two minutes. Your time starts now.

* Jamali: 7 rubber bands - Winner
* Mike: 1 rubber band