Still Game

Jack and Victor try a bit of DIY to spruce up their little corner of Craiglang.

When Jack and Victor hear that Chris is going to decorate Isa's living room at a cost of £160, they say that they will do it for her for nothing.

Meanwhile Tam finds a tape with Bobby's name on it and takes it home to discover that it is of Bobby when he was masking as 'Troy the Gardner' in porn movie. Word gets round about the tape and all the guys have a look at it.

When Jack and Victor start decorating Isa's house, the shower head comes off the wall soaking Winston, and soon paint is trailed all over the carpet. They also burn the pies in the oven which causes thick black smoke to come from the kitchen. In the end they have to call Chris in to decorate the whole flat.

Meanwhile Shug takes the porn tape to his work and mistakingly presses the wrong button on the machine, which results in the tape being shown on the jumbo TV screen outside the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall.