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Star Stories. Copyright: Objective Productions
Star Stories

Star Stories

  • TV sketch show
  • Channel 4
  • 2006 - 2008
  • 15 episodes (3 series)

Satirical Channel 4 series that purports to tell the true stories behind the world's biggest celebrity stars. Stars Kevin Bishop, Steve Edge, Alex Woodhall, Laura Patch, Thaila Zucchi and more.

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Series 3, Episode 1 - Elton John: Patron Saint Of Celebrities

Just how did Sir Elton become the Patron Saint of Celebrities? Could it be that his celebrity lifestyle of parties and spending led him to question his existence?

Further details

Star Stories. Image shows from L to R: Gianni Versace (Alex Woodhall), Elton John (Kevin Bishop). Copyright: Objective Productions

Find out how he spent the 70s in a blizzard of cocaine, and discover why it's bad to be bald and a pop star. Plus, exactly why it took so long for Elton to climb out of the closet.

Broadcast details

Date
Thursday 4th December 2008
Time
10pm
Channel
Channel 4
Length
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast
Kevin Bishop Narrator
Guest cast
Kevin Bishop Elton John
Steve Edge David Furnish
Dolly Wells Princess Diana
Tom Meeten Robert Downey Jr
Daisy Beaumont Liz Hurley
Thaila Zucchi Victoria Beckham
Alex Woodhall Gianni Versace
Kevin Bishop George Michael
Tom Basden Ensemble Actor
Trevor Lock Ensemble Actor
Tom Meeten Ensemble Actor
Laura Patch Ensemble Actor
Fergus Craig Ensemble Actor
Harry Peacock Ensemble Actor
Writing team
Lee Hupfield Writer
Bert Tyler-Moore Writer
George Jeffrie Writer
Production team
Ben Palmer Director
Lee Hupfield Producer
Michael Livingstone Producer
Phil Clarke Executive Producer
Andrew O'Connor Executive Producer
Mark Davies Editor
Jonathan Paul Green Production Designer
Mark Thomas Composer

Press

There is obviously a market for Kevin Bishop's distinctive brand of comedy, but it is difficult to know what it is. Using the broadest of broad-brush impressions, it purports to tell the story of how Elton John became the patron saint of celebrities. The characters pilloried include Diana, Princess of Wales, Freddie Mercury, Robert Downey Jr, Liz Hurley and so forth accompanied by a crass commentary that mocks Elton John's baldness and bad temper.

At best, it could be argued that Star Stories attacks celebrity culture with a Punch and Judy exuberance, but many viewers will find it crude and aggressively unfunny.

David Chater, The Times, 4th December 2008

The excellent Star Stories is back, with a hilariously un-life-like Sir Elton John (played by Kevin Bishop) as the first celebrity target of this third series.

The show gives us a hugely funny and almost entirely inaccurate account of Elton's early years in the spotlight, ultimately bringing us bang up-to-date with his role as the Patron Saint of Celebrities.

Daily Star, 4th December 2008

Having already shown us how singer Gary Barlow was taken under the wing of Nigel Martin-Smith and how Tom Cruise was introduced to Scientology after being hit over the head with a shovel by John Travolta.

It's now the turn of Sir Elton John and partner David Furnish to be given the Star Stories treatment by Kevin Bishop and Steve Edge in the third series of the very funny comedy parodying the lives and loves of big-time celebrities and Hollywood heavyweights.

There are plenty of funny wigs and silly voices to keep us suitably entertained as Elton's life and times are revealed, beginning in the Seventies, which he spent mostly in a blizzard of cocaine, to why it's bad to be bald and the reason it took so long for him to climb out of the closet.

The Daily Express, 4th December 2008

Kevin Bishop was a hero in the last series of the spoof show, where he poked fun at Simon Cowell and Robbie Williams - and now he's back for more mocking. He kicks off this third series with Sir Elton John, the patron saint of celebrities, as his target. It's a bit hit and miss but it's great to see Bishop and Co back on the box.

The Sun, 4th December 2008

The so-so comedy series starring Kevin Bishop returns for a third outing, lampooning the lives of Heather Mills and Peter and Jordan (the phrase 'shooting fish in a barrel' does come to mind).

Anna Lowman, The Stage, 1st December 2008

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