Television
TV schedule Wednesday 30th October 2024
6:15am
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 2 - No Way To Treat A DaleyLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
6:30am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Great Book RescueEvil Pea takes all the books from the supermarket. Supertato, Chilli and Carrot try to rescue them by using acrobatic skills that they learnt from their favourite circus book.
6:30am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 3 - The ShepherdTorrential rain threatens to ruin the annual Sheep Dog trials, but the Farmer begs the judges for an opportunity to show off his talented Flock. Things go smoothly until Timmy tries to learn to whistle... Will this stop the Farmer winning another cup to add to his prize collection?
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 25 - Megahurtz AttacksDanger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 35 - The Order Of The Golden SausageDennis leads the gang on the baffling trail of a mysterious Beanotown secret society.
7:35am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Man I Most AdmireBenjamin is faced with quite a problem. He has to write an essay for his homework on "The Man I Most Admire". There are a couple of obvious candidates, but daily stresses take their toll and give him second thoughts...
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 19 - Amazon Rainforest, South AmericaGlitch wants a picnic so he stops the rain in the rainforest, upsetting the local tree frogs.
8am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 1, Episode 6All Saints provide the music and sing us out for the series with a classic track. An audience member is also in for a huge surprise when one of his most prized possessions goes on the trip of a lifetime! The series finale wouldn't be complete without Send To All, which sees Michael going through Alex Jones's phone and sending a text to her contacts. The final Unexpected Star is not to be missed either, as Michael makes a plasterer's dreams comes true.
8am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 7 - Situations VacantAn opportunity arises to join the staff of a fashionable department store. Samuel thinks that all his troubles could be over as his dream of becoming a white-collar worker has arrived.
8:25am
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Super Happy Magic Forest
Episode 13 - The Big Birch BirdMuch to Trevor's irritation, a rare phoenix woodpecker takes a liking to him - so he demands an immediate quest to return the bird to its real home.
8:35am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 6, Episode 10 - Mess AlarmRobert returns from his holiday to find a very messy house because Justin and Little Monster haven't done any tidying whilst he's been away. To stop it from happening again, Robert makes a big machine that keeps an eye on the house and sounds an alarm when someone is about to be messy. But, it's very loud and causes everyone to make a mess!
9:15am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Christmas Special - Situations VacantA chance encounter inspires Foggy to get Compo a worthwhile job.
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 12 - Shorter And ShorterThe Twirlywoos find out how to make something shorter when they unravel a woolly blanket. The Very Important Lady is missing some pieces, and she's not happy about her shorter stature!
9:30am
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Pickle Storm
Episode 8 - Mother's DayFor Mother's Day, Pickle decides to get Lystra some flowers. Unfortunately, she helps herself to next door's prizewinning sunflowers.
9:55am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Camping InA London Transport strike forces the staff to spend the night camped out on the floor. Of course, there are arguments about who gets the big tent, the nice pyjamas and a spot in the double bed.
10:35am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6Granville has bought a job lot of turnips that will need clever selling with the promise of their amazing medicinal qualities.
10:40am
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Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 10 - Horrid HealthA look at the hideous history of health, from the invention of toilet paper to the healthy origins of the cornflake.
11:05am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 11 - Spooky DaySupertato is scared when Pumpkin tries to make friends with him.
11:10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes of three episodes from Britain's longest-running sitcom.
11:10am
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Super Happy Magic Forest
Episode 8 - The New WandWhen a witch struggles to master her new wand, Twinkle decides to have a go, only to make her friends vanish. She must now solo quest to find them.
11:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 9 - Welcome To Danger World!Danger Mouse must fight his own urge to be awesome to stop the world turning into a gigantic intergalactic tourist attraction.
11:30am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 17 - President DennisDennis is accidentally elected class president and is eager to shed the burden that comes with the title. However, every daft class policy he declares only makes him more popular.
12:10pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 33 - Easter Island, ChileWhen the Grimbots build their own Easter Island statue, it collapses and threatens the ancient Moai statues.
12:20pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
12:35pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 45 - The Last Giraffe WarriorPenfold is asked to defend an alien planet from invasion.
12:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 46 - Duplicate MouseDanger Mouse teams up with a duplicate team of Danger Agents to stop Big Head.
12:55pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 8 - Waffle's HomeworkWaffle's forgotten to do his homework, and Mr Nolan decides if he can continue as a pupil.
1:05pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
1:05pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 5 - Operation JewelEvil Pea steals Tomato's precious jewel. Supertato ventures to get it back by secretly lifting the jewel from Evil Pea's crown and defeating a crowd of rampaging Mini Peas.
1:15pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 5 - Blamjitsu SenseiJJ is convinced that Mrs Creecher is secretly a master of Blamjitsu.
1:25pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 6 - Molar PowerDoctor Pfooflepfeffer covets the world-beating power of Gnasher's indestructible teeth.
1:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
1:40pm
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Super Happy Magic Forest
Episode 13 - The Big Birch BirdMuch to Trevor's irritation, a rare phoenix woodpecker takes a liking to him - so he demands an immediate quest to return the bird to its real home.
1:50pm
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Pickle Storm
Episode 2 - What's School?Still adjusting to life on Earth, Pickle faces a new challenge - her first day at school.
2:20pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6Granville has bought a job lot of turnips that will need clever selling with the promise of their amazing medicinal qualities.
2:45pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 26 - Super SecretEvil Pea traps Supertato to discover the secret of his superstrength.
2:50pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 13 - Waffle's Doggy BuddiesAn old friend of Gramps, Mr Willow, brings along his two dogs to play with Waffle. Evie feels a bit left out until Waffle reassures her. The two new dogs escape into Mrs Hobbs's garden, so Waffle has to save the day.
3pm
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Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 6 - Never Too OldJones has done it - after years of on-off courting, he's asked Mrs. Fox to marry him and is absolutely delighted when she accepts. But on the wedding day, there's an invasion alert.
3:30pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 15 - Boarding BeanoDoctor Pfooflepfeffer's first act as head of governors is to turn Bash Street School into a boarding school. However, the pupils devise a series of daring attempts to escape.
3:40pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Camping InA London Transport strike forces the staff to spend the night camped out on the floor. Of course, there are arguments about who gets the big tent, the nice pyjamas and a spot in the double bed.
3:40pm
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 3 - Uneasy RiderLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
3:40pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 16 - Thumb WarsIn a somewhat misguided attempt to resolve Dennis and Walter's spiralling competitiveness, Miss Mistry offers thumb wrestling as a solution - but can Walter play fair, or will the situation get out of hand?
3:55pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 24 - Escape From Big HeadSquawkencluck reboots the Big Head base computer, which immediately locks up everyone in a maximum security prison.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 8 - Beware Of The ElbowCompo, Clegg and Foggy happen upon a man who wants to save the world from thin people and their sharp elbows.
4:35pm11 min
Super Happy Magic Forest
Episode 18 - Gnome ImprovementsTo avoid Herbert's surprise visits via his tunnels in the Big Birch, the other heroes take any quest and must deal with an angry plant!
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 8 - Turnip Of TerrorSupertato and the Veggies are shocked when they meet a turnip in the deli counter.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 9 - The Thing In Wesley's ShedWesley is nearly ready to unleash his top secret creation on an unsuspecting world.
5:15pm
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Dodge's Pup School
Episode 10 - Squeak DayThe pups are excited because it's Squeaky Toy Day at Pup School - an annual event dedicated to games with squeaky toys.
5:30pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 8 - Paint Your WagonCharlie can't help but get Caroline's car sprayed 'diablo red', rather than the 'sandalwood' she wanted. In doing so, he oversteps the mark, but her reaction leaps even further.
5:40pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6Granville has bought a job lot of turnips that will need clever selling with the promise of their amazing medicinal qualities.
6:05pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go OffMichelle orders René to store 1,000kg of high explosive in his café - disguised as Christmas puddings! Herr Flick, meanwhile, is dealing with land mines.
6:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Bandit From Stoke-On-TrentAn old friend of the trio is back in town, but why?
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 6 - Never Too OldJones has done it - after years of on-off courting, he's asked Mrs. Fox to marry him and is absolutely delighted when she accepts. But on the wedding day, there's an invasion alert.
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 15, Episode 8Auctioneer Raj Bisram, comedian Deborah Frances-White, presenter Stephen Mulhern and Chaser Jenny Ryan join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 1 - Full Steam BehindFoggy takes Compo and Clegg to see a piece of history - the Steam Preservation Society's reopening of an old railway line.
7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Man And The HourDuring World War Two, there is a call for ordinary civilians to form a new section of the army: the Local Defence Volunteers. One man plans to lead them - but is the local bank manager right for the job?
8:05pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
8:20pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
9pm
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Jason Manford Live
Jason Manford employs his acute observational humour to talk us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette and the lies that dads tell.
9pm
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Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 8 - In My Memory Lock'dWhen an amnesiac wanders into their lives, Frank and Lu must work out what happened to him.
9pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
The Last Shout, Special - The Last Shout - Part 2Having returned from the slopes, Eddy's confused about her meeting with God and its meaning. Downstairs, Saffy's struggling to plan her wedding; however Edina's suddenly very enthusiastic to help when she realises how obscenely wealthy Paolo's parents are. Could a happily ever after really be on the cards?
9pm60 min
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 32, Episode 3 - Never Mind The Buzzcocks Does The 90sAlex James, Julian Clary and Sister Bliss join host Greg Davies and regulars Noel Fielding and Jamali Maddix, with Mel B standing in as captain for a 1990s special.
9pm60 min
Ludwig
Episode 6A cryptic late night call from Holly sees Lucy lured into danger. Back at the station, all eyes are on John as the pressure ramps up. Will his cover finally be blown?
9pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series O, Episode 14 - OddballsTune in for the odd ball games, but be sure to stay for the vegetarian goatsuckers - you won't regret it. With Jimmy Carr, Victoria Coren Mitchell and Jason Manford.
9:50pm
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Cable Tied
Short film about two burglars.
10pm
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 1, Episode 6All Saints provide the music and sing us out for the series with a classic track. An audience member is also in for a huge surprise when one of his most prized possessions goes on the trip of a lifetime! The series finale wouldn't be complete without Send To All, which sees Michael going through Alex Jones's phone and sending a text to her contacts. The final Unexpected Star is not to be missed either, as Michael makes a plasterer's dreams comes true.
10pm
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 6 - 'S OutFollowing a bet with 'Mad' Ken Stalin that they can survive in the wilderness, Richie and Eddie head out to the wilds of Wimbledon Common and pitch a tent.
10pm
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10pm30 min
BBC New Comedy Awards
2024, Episode 5 - Scotland Heat: PaisleyThe BBC's big comedy talent search heads north to Scotland and the iconic Paisley Town Hall, which following a multi-million-pound revamp has been transformed into a world-class venue.
10:30pm
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Things You Should Have Done
Episode 3 - Learn To CookChi is determined the family will celebrate Pancake Day, and inspires Gary to try and reunite with his wife. Dave confides in Lucas about his health scare and they vow to make the most of every moment. Family shenanigans and suspect pancake making result in a trip to A&E, where Karen enjoys the attention too much, Dave makes a nuisance of himself and Chi has a health scare of her own.
10:40pm
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Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 1 - SardinesA game of sardines at a family gathering to celebrate Rebecca and Jeremy's engagement quickly becomes very cramped and uncomfortable.
10:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 64, Special - Have I Got News For Boris: A Special TributeIan Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by host Jack Dee and panellists Janet Street-Porter and Phil Wang to romp through the soon-to-be ex-Prime Minister's career and his distinctive contribution to British politics, on the eve of his departure from the office.
11pm
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Things You Should Have Done
Episode 4 - Pay Your BillsChi discovers bills are a thing when her electricity and water supplies get terminated. She decides to move in with Auntie Karen and forms an unexpected bond with Lucas's birth mother, who has completely forgotten she has a son. Chi ropes solicitor Adam into coming bowling with them, in the hope he can help with her ongoing lawsuit with Thanet District Council.
11:05pm
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Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 1, Episode 2Mel Giedroyc and Lou Sanders are joined by Jimmy Carr, Judi Love and Richard Bacon.
11:15pm
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Battle In The Box
Episode 8 - Ellie Taylor & Jess Knappett v Jamie Laing & Nabil Abdulrashid - Part 2Both teams must resist temptation in Eyes on The Prize, stuff their faces in Going Going Scone, and smash balls against the clock in Shot In The Dark. Then in the final game, one team will find the keys and escape while the losers will be locked in the box forever.
11:20pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 5 - Amy And AmiabilityThe Prince is bankrupt. In order to secure funds, Blackadder suggests that his only option is to find a bride and marry into a moneyed family. Beautiful Amy Hardwood, daughter of a cotton magnate, seems a prime candidate.
11:25pm
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Cuckoo
Series 2, Episode 1 - A New BeginningKen is looking forward to an empty nest now Dylan's got into University, but a painful operation and a mysterious stranger conspire to make life a lot less simple.
11:55pm
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Cuckoo
Series 2, Episode 2 - Potato PartyDylan plans a party as an elaborate way to seduce Zoe, while Dale is looking for a path in life - and alights on Cuckoo's potato van.
Midnight
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 6, Episode 1Susie Dent recalls a telepathic connection with a sporting icon, Layton Williams' friend dishes the dirt on his worst ever job interview and Dara O Briain nerds out over 80s computer games. There are cringey classroom antics, mortifying job interviews and nerdy hobbies, but who will be crowned most embarrassing?
Midnight
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Absolutely Fabulous
The Last Shout, Special - The Last Shout - Part 2Having returned from the slopes, Eddy's confused about her meeting with God and its meaning. Downstairs, Saffy's struggling to plan her wedding; however Edina's suddenly very enthusiastic to help when she realises how obscenely wealthy Paolo's parents are. Could a happily ever after really be on the cards?
12:15am
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Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 7Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Eshaan Akbar, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James and Sindhu Vee and regular panellist Hugh Dennis. As usual, stand-up and improvisation are the name of the game as the contestants try to get one up on one another.
1am
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Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
1am
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 6 - 'S OutFollowing a bet with 'Mad' Ken Stalin that they can survive in the wilderness, Richie and Eddie head out to the wilds of Wimbledon Common and pitch a tent.
1am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 6, Episode 10Richard Ayoade, Harriet Kemsley, Joanne McNally and Jonny Pelham humour us with stories about bikini beach babes, psycho-exes, getting arrested and problems at a massage parlour.
1:05am
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Brassic
Series 6, Episode 5 - HeartbreakWedding bells are ringing in Hawley, and it's a nightmare. Cardi's mum returns after being AWOL for years with a new fiancé in tow. She's getting married for the fourth time and is demanding Cardi organise it ... in 48 hours. At the same time a mystery man from Carol's past shows up and threatens to destroy everything. Carol and Cardi's marriage is put to the ultimate test - can our golden couple survive this?
1:40am
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Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 1 - SardinesA game of sardines at a family gathering to celebrate Rebecca and Jeremy's engagement quickly becomes very cramped and uncomfortable.
1:40am
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BBC New Comedy Awards
2024, Episode 5 - Scotland Heat: PaisleyThe BBC's big comedy talent search heads north to Scotland and the iconic Paisley Town Hall, which following a multi-million-pound revamp has been transformed into a world-class venue.
2am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 15, Episode 8Auctioneer Raj Bisram, comedian Deborah Frances-White, presenter Stephen Mulhern and Chaser Jenny Ryan join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.
2:10am
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Things You Should Have Done
Episode 3 - Learn To CookChi is determined the family will celebrate Pancake Day, and inspires Gary to try and reunite with his wife. Dave confides in Lucas about his health scare and they vow to make the most of every moment. Family shenanigans and suspect pancake making result in a trip to A&E, where Karen enjoys the attention too much, Dave makes a nuisance of himself and Chi has a health scare of her own.
2:20am
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 5 - Amy And AmiabilityThe Prince is bankrupt. In order to secure funds, Blackadder suggests that his only option is to find a bride and marry into a moneyed family. Beautiful Amy Hardwood, daughter of a cotton magnate, seems a prime candidate.
2:35am
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Things You Should Have Done
Episode 4 - Pay Your BillsChi discovers bills are a thing when her electricity and water supplies get terminated. She decides to move in with Auntie Karen and forms an unexpected bond with Lucas's birth mother, who has completely forgotten she has a son. Chi ropes solicitor Adam into coming bowling with them, in the hope he can help with her ongoing lawsuit with Thanet District Council.
2:40am50 min version (repeat)
QI
Series O, Episode 15 - Occupations And OfficesIf you've ever wondered what an Ornamental Hermit does, this is the show for you. With David Mitchell, Deirdre O'Kane and Richard Osman.
2:50am
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Taskmaster
Series 18, Episode 7 - Captain Jackie And The HotdogLike a particularly fair magistrate, Taskmaster Greg Davies perches on his big chair and passes judgement on what number-cruncher Alex Horne has placed before him. Unlike a magistrate, Greg is faced with things like Babátúndé Aléshé shouting about a fortune cookie, Emma Sidi learning about perspective, and Andy Zaltzman prophesying the end of the world. Meanwhile, Rosie Jones feels badly let down by her teammate, Jack Dee.
2:50am
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The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 1Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
3:15am
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Jimmy Carr Live
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's first DVD, released in 2004.
3:20am
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The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 2Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
3:20am
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Generation Z
Episode 2Charlie and Kelly must deal with Kelly's nan while Steff heads off on a dangerous side quest with Finn. Meanwhile the OAPs, led by Cecily, are hungry...
4:30am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 1, Episode 3Comedian and unexpected ballroom dancing star Bill Bailey, comic Tom Allen and TV presenter AJ Odudu share their embarrassing teenage stories with host Rhod Gilbert.