Television
TV schedule Saturday 5th October 2024
Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 3 - It's All In The MindWhen Sid hears Sally reciting lines for a school play, misunderstandings are bound to occur. Mike's latest work of art isn't much helping matters.
Mr. Bean
Episode 10 - Mind The Baby, Mr. BeanThe inept master of disaster finds himself looking after a baby at a funfair.
Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 4 - Another Lost WeekendSid and Trevor's plans for a fishing weekend go out of the window when Jean's dad comes to stay. Even worse, he then goes missing!
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 1 - Bitz's Big BuildBitz promises to build a strong house for Little Bo Purl's goats and for the three little pigs, one that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 18 - The VisitorMr Bean cannot place the face of the uninvited fat bloke on his doorstep. This blast from the past proves to be a blasted pain in the neck - eating him out of house and home.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Lambert-Fisher Glacier, AntarcticaWhen Grandmaster Glitch builds his effigy in ice, his digging threatens the Lambert Glacier in Antarctica.
Mr. Bean
Episode 9 - Do-It-Yourself Mr. BeanMr. Bean catches a bargain in the New Year's Day sales, devises an unusual method of transporting his shopping home and wreaks havoc by doing a spot of decorating.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 8 - TextmasIt's Christmas and Joe is having to stay in his brother, Jamie's room. Joe now must endure a night of Jamie's brotherly cruelty and figure out what to do when a girl texts you.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 17 - The Hang GliderThe Farmer has a thrilling new hobby - however it's not as easy as it looks! When the Farmer gets stuck in a tree Bitzer comes to his rescue, leaving Shaun and the Flock to get to grips with the airborne contraption.
Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the first and second series.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 26 - Super SecretEvil Pea traps Supertato to discover the secret of his superstrength.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 38 - Very Important PenfoldPenfold becomes a fully-fledged celebrity after an act of heroism saving Scarlett Johamster on Help I'm A Hamster in the Jungle puts him in the spotlight, although DM suspects that all is not what it seems.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 9 - DeuxAfter forgetting his permission slip for the school trip, Joe faces a day in school without friends. But luckily Lily Scott will also be in school. Finally, Joe can have a conversation with her.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 29 - Screwtop SchoolProfessor von Screwtop gets mistaken for the new kid in school and joins Class 3C for the day. Rubi is so embarrassed at her dad's antics that she resorts to pranking to get him into trouble and out of the way.
Minder
Series 7, Episode 1 - It's A Sorry Lorry MorrieTerry leaves his fingerprints on a stolen lorry while doing a job for Arthur.
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Man I Most AdmireBenjamin is faced with quite a problem. He has to write an essay for his homework on "The Man I Most Admire". There are a couple of obvious candidates, but daily stresses take their toll and give him second thoughts...
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Chichen Itza, MexicoGrandmaster Glitch's giant ball game threatens El Castillo. Can the Go Jetters bounce back and save it?
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 3 - Spaghetti GaloreHarold Fox, Joe Maplin's hatchet man, pays a flying visit and Gladys bites off far more than she can chew.
Minder
Series 7, Episode 2 - Days Of Fines And ClosuresArthur attempts to do a deal with Tony Benson and his new nightclub. Terry helps Dave by looking after the Winchester Club.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - Happy ReleaseFletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...
George And Mildred
Big-screen adaptation of the dysfunctional couple's unique life.
Only Fools And Horses
A repeat-run of the entire fourth series of the David Jason sitcom.
John And Julie
Comedy starring Sid James and Peter Sellers, following the adventures of two small children who run off to watch the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Baddie BeltEvil Pea swaps Supertato's Tato-Belt for her own evil Baddie-Belt.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 23 - Giant's Causeway, Northern IrelandA giant Grandmaster Glitch means big trouble for the Giant's Causeway - can the Go Jetters stop him in his tracks?
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 1 - Castle MakeoverBob really wants his castle to look more like Bitz's, and everyone pitches in to help, but things don't go to plan.
Hamish Macbeth
A selection of episodes from the third series.
Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 9 - The Chaotic Civil WarA journey through one of the weirdest, wildest periods in English history!
Lagging
Series 3, Episode 2 - Leah's Purrfect DayLeah's big day out at a circus school turns catastrophic when she is mistaken for a famous acrobat, while her friends can't escape their own homemade escape room.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 12 - Amazing Owl ClubBitz and Purl start the Amazing Owl Club, with a special badge with flapping owl wings that allows members entry to the exclusive clubhouse.
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 12 - ChipsRoy comes to visit, and Charlie embarks on a catering venture in hope of making some money.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 19 - Panama Canal, PanamaGrandmaster Glitch is late for the European Moustache of the Year award ceremony, and even worse, he's broken down!
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 20 - Tower Bridge, LondonGrandmaster Glitch is visiting London and spots the perfect souvenir at a riverside stall. But when he finds he has no money, he decides to raise some by working as a tour guide on the River Thames.
So Awkward Academy
Episode 8 - Valentine's DayRomance is in the air, and Luca is determined to get his new crush to notice him by any means, provided it involves chivalry and/or playing basketball.
Pickle Storm
Episode 3 - MousePickle is blamed when a pet escapes and the head teacher shrinks to the size of a mouse.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the Robert Lindsay.
Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 9 - The Chaotic Civil WarA journey through one of the weirdest, wildest periods in English history!
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 18 - On Top OfThe Twirlywoos are in a clothes boutique, where they watch a lady trying on different hats. She isn't satisfied with any of them, and goes off to try on a dress.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 45 - The Duckula ShowDanger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 46 - Agent 58It's Crimicon - the Annual Criminal world convention - and DM and Penfold are joined by a brand new secret agent to stop Isambard Brunel from selling a potentially catastrophic custard bomb doomsday weapon.
Supertato
Series 2, Episode 26 - Broccoli's Movie NightBroccoli screens Supertato: The Movie, but Evil Pea has plans to change the story.
Man In The Moon
A repeat of this 1960 film.
Blockbusters
A selection of episodes from the first series of the quiz show sequel.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
A selection of episodes from the third series of the angling comedy.
Miranda
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Miranda Hart.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 4, Episode 8 - And Rarest PartsFrank and Lu investigate a case of paranormal activity when they're approached by a wealthy member of the local trainspotting community.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the 10th and 11th series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the adult sitcom.
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
The Outlaws
Series 1, Episode 1Seven strangers from vastly different walks of life begin Community Payback sentences, renovating a derelict building in Bristol. But a criminal mistake will unite these people in ways they had thought impossible.
Best Of Chewin' The Fat
Series 2, Episode 2Sink your teeth into more of the very best sketches compiled from the original Chewin' The Fat series and Hogmanay specials.
Password
Episode 6Stephen Mangan hosts the game show, with Johnny and Kim joining captains Daisy May Cooper and Alan Carr to try to guess mystery passwords across multiple rounds as they try to win £10,000.
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 1 - WTF Happened?Tracey's return to the Pensbourne Estate doesn't quite go as she would have liked.
Peter Sellers: A State Of Comic Ecstasy
Documentary about the life of Peter Sellers, marking the 40th anniversary of his death.
Brassic
Series 6, Episode 2 - That NightThe comedy jumps back in time to the cliffhanger at the end of last series to finally find out what happened that night with Manolito. As Vinnie the gang attempt to sweep the whole thing under the rug with the aid of Lola the crocodile, Davey MacDonagh makes moves on Manolito's turf, while Erin decides enough is enough and sets her eyes on Blackpool.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 4Sean Lock and Isy Suttie take on Jon Richardson and Richard Osman. Alex Horne and The Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
The Outlaws
Series 1, Episode 2Christian begs the local drug lord to uphold his side of their bargain and stay away from his sister, while Rani attempts to mentor Esme for her new friend Christian.
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 2 - ReplacementsTracey has a number of impossible tasks to complete before Joy lets her move back into their family home.
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 2Actor and presenter Adil Ray hosts the satirical quiz, inviting comedian and writer Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Conservative Baroness Nicky Morgan to join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton as they poke fun at the week's events.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 1Sean Lock and Vic Reeves go up against Jon Richardson and Aisling Bea. David O'Doherty joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Day OutFletcher and Godber join MacKay and Barrowclough's work party, digging drainage ditches for the council. When MacKay calls into the village, the party take advantage of Barrowclough's easygoing nature, but get more than they bargained for after taking shelter from the elements in a church.
Confessions Of A Window Cleaner
Sex comedy following Timothy Lea as he embarks on a window cleaning job.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Tangled WebHacker's put in a tight spot when he unwittingly lies to the House after being kept characteristically in the dark by the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey has little initial sympathy, but finds himself in a rather tricky situation following a radio interview...
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 3Actor Stephen Mangan hosts the satirical quiz, inviting Helen Lewis and Janey Godley to join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton as they poke fun at the week's events.
The High Life
Episode 3 - WinchSebastian comes back from his holiday to discover something has happened between Shona and Steve.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
Snatch
Comedy crime drama directed by Guy Ritchie. Jewel thief Franky Four Fingers steals a big diamond but is ambushed in London.
Minder
Series 6, Episode 6 - Waiting For GoddardArthur is only too willing to help when a local tramp comes into an inheritance.
BBC New Comedy Awards
2024, Episode 1 - Midlands Heat: LeicesterDarren Harriott hosts the first heat of this year's series from Leicester's Y Theatre.
The High Life
Episode 4 - ChoobShona lands the job of presenting the Air Scotia's in-flight video, much to Sebastian's annoyance.
Taskmaster
Series 18, Episode 4 - I'm A Girl Who Likes A Clean LineFive comedians continue to come up with ideas they think will help them win Greg Davies' golden trophy of glory. Jack Dee takes a long riverside stroll, Andy Zaltzman risks two bites of a vegetable, Emma Sidi does some cartwheels, Babátúndé Aléshé gets annoyed with a rocket, and Rosie Jones menaces a member of the crew. Chief statistician Alex Horne dons a luminous hat and rings a bell while proceeding at a gentle pace.
The Outlaws
Series 1, Episode 1Seven strangers from vastly different walks of life begin Community Payback sentences, renovating a derelict building in Bristol. But a criminal mistake will unite these people in ways they had thought impossible.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the adult sitcom.
Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour
Kevin Bridges performs live at the Glasgow Hydro.
Out Of Order
Episode 7Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Roisin Conaty & Josh Jones.
The Outlaws
Series 1, Episode 2Christian begs the local drug lord to uphold his side of their bargain and stay away from his sister, while Rani attempts to mentor Esme for her new friend Christian.
Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
The Time Of His Life
A repeat of this 1955 film.
Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 7 - James's Smelly CocktailSara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome James Acaster, Vicky Pattison, Lara Ricote and Michael Odewale to play another round of absurd guessing games.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 4, Episode 2Jeremy Vine, Gemma Cairney and James Acaster reflect on their teenage years, revealing which did a skydive that went wrong and which was obsessed with milk.