Television
TV schedule Saturday 7th September 2024
Bless This House
Series 6, Episode 11 - The Phantom Pools WinnerSid's pleased to have won a large export order - and healthy % of commission - for his company, but a mix-up at the local paper leads to far more hassle than any of the family could imagine.
Bless This House
Series 6, Episode 12 - A Matter Of PrincipleDespite having paid up weeks ago, Sid is outraged to find he's without a TV Licence - Jean, Mike and Sally spent the money themselves! Sid decides to take a principled stand and defend himself against the charges in court...
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Great Book RescueEvil Pea takes all the books from the supermarket. Supertato, Chilli and Carrot try to rescue them by using acrobatic skills that they learnt from their favourite circus book.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 30 - Mount Everest, AsiaKyan wants to climb Mount Everest, but there's a giant snowball heading his way - and it's got a moustache!
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 21 - Go Jet Academy: Ghost CrabsGlitch damages the Academy crabs' habitat when he takes all the sand from their beach.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 51 - Dancing BeanMr Bean needs to learn to dance to impress his girlfriend Irma.
David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 3This final episode looks at how Sir David's career moved on from sitcoms to lead roles in comedy dramas like The Darling Buds Of May and Porterhouse Blue, through to crime with A Touch Of Frost and historical dramas like All The King's Men.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 9 - Bye Bye BarnShaun and the Flock discover that the Farmer has grand plans for their barn - that don't include them! Drastic action is needed if life on the farm is ever going to be the same again.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 12 - ValentineIt is Valentine's Day and Joe Connolly has a plan to send Lily Scott a Valentine's card.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 30 - Queen Of The WeevilsOur hero's lack of belief in wizardry comes back to bite him as an evil Magical Queen, the Queen of Weevils, is released and determined to take revenge on the world.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 20 - Grizzly GamesDennis and the gang can't wait for their all-day PE training day with Grizzly Griller.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 13 - FightJoe Connolly has never been in a fight, but that doesn't stop him from getting the reputation as the toughest kid in Year 7.
Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth series.
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 5 - Behind The ScenesThis episode examines the process writer John Sullivan and cast and crew went through - from the script to the live recording - to create each episode of Only Fools....
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 22 - The Salmon Run, AlaskaAlaska's a cool place to watch the salmon run, but Glitch opens a 'fishy taxi service' to help the salmon avoid tricky waterfalls and greedy bears. What could possibly go wrong?
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 8 - It's A Blue WorldTed Bovis is offered the chance to hire an artistic but explicit film to show to the male adult campers.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 3Premier League legend Alan Shearer hands over his phone in Celebrity Send To All.
Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant TravellerNurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.
Only Fools And Horses
A repeat-run of the fifth series of the David Jason sitcom.
Supertato
Series 2, Episode 23 - Big Net RescueCarrot is determined to save Supertato from Evil Pea's trap without help from Prickly Pear.
Hamish Macbeth
A selection of episodes from the first series.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, IndiaThe grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 15 - A-Maze-Ing AdventureBob is looking after Phoebe's cute little puppy called Earl, but when they take him for walkies he gets lost inside Bitz's amazing maze.
Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 5 - Hideous HomesFrom how Henry VIII had the most comfortable poo possible, to finding out which bit of his house Charles Dickens called The Demon - take a tour of horrible homes through history.
Lagging
Series 2, Episode 8 - SidequestsA Quest Elf brings new adventures with cakes, quacks, hats and crowns for Team SMoRCLe.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 4 - Merry Go RoundThere is an amazing seahorse merry-go-round on the beach, and everyone is having lots of fun going round and round - except Bevel.
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 8 - PianoCharlie's long been using his piano lesson money to instead go to the cinema. It could all get a little tricky when he's signed up for a piano exam!
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Matterhorn, Italy And SwitzerlandIn this episode, Glitch gets into a mountain of trouble as the Go Jetters attempt to climb the Matterhorn.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bonneville Salt Flats, USAThe Go Jetters arrive at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, USA - a huge dry lakebed that's perfect for high-speed driving. Lars unveils the Turbo Zoomster, a racecar made for Xuli to break the Go Jet land speed record. Suddenly, Grandmaster Glitch arrives at the wheel of his suped-up dragster. He once lost a race to the current record holder, Ubercorn, and now he's back for a second go.
So Awkward Academy
Episode 4 - Phantom Of The OrchestraIn a bid to prove to Claire that she is an inspiring leader, Lily Hampton has stolen Teyah's trumpet to improve the school orchestra.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 7Miss Crank finally manages to prank her class and Charleigh is left dressed as a knight.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the variety show.
Johnny English Strikes Again
Third spy film starring Rowan Atkinson as bumbling agent Johnny English.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 37 - Danger Is ForeverDanger Mouse takes on Greenback - but as a geriatric (or elderly) mouse, after the Baron speeds up the rotation of Earth, making everyone and thing 1,000 years older! Can DM pull out all the stops and restore the world?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 38 - Very Important PenfoldPenfold becomes a fully-fledged celebrity after an act of heroism saving Scarlett Johamster on Help I'm A Hamster in the Jungle puts him in the spotlight, although DM suspects that all is not what it seems.
Supertato
Series 2, Episode 18 - Da Veggie CodeSupertato's Tato belt gets locked inside a glass case for an exhibition, but Tomato can't remember the code to get it out again, and Supertato needs it back to defeat Evil Pea.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
A selection of episodes from the first series of the angling comedy.
Miranda
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
Blankety Blank
Series 19, Episode 9Bradley Walsh is joined by Shirley Ballas, HRVY, Gabby Logan, Chris McCausland, Michelle Visage and Chris Kamara.
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
Shirley Valentine
Overcome by the drudgery of life, housewife Shirley Valentine takes off on a life-changing holiday. Stars Pauline Collins and Tom Conti.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 7, Episode 2 - Heavy MetalScottish band Bleed From Within try to educate Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan in the ways of the headbanger in time for a surprise performance of Metallica's Enter Sandman at the Download festival in front of 4,000 fans. The boys also get some extra tips from US rock stars Wheatus and Queens of the Stone Age.
Romantic Getaway
Episode 1Allison and Deacon are desperate for a baby, but they've run out of money to fund any more IVF treatment. So they decide to 'borrow' the £50,000 they need from their rich boss Alfie, who they discover is illegally creaming off money from the company.
The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the third series of the hit sketch show.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
Romantic Getaway
Episode 2Allison starts IVF and pressure mounts to turn the stolen bitcoin into usable money, so Deacon asks his creepy uncle to help launder it. Meanwhile, HMRC launches an investigation.
The Last Leg
The Last Leg In Paris, Episode 10 - Day 10Live studio guests for the penultimate episode are broadcaster Steph McGovern and comedian Nabil Abdulrashid.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the adult sitcom.
Password
Episode 2Stephen Mangan hosts, with Alex and Me'sha joining captains Daisy May Cooper and Alan Carr to try to guess mystery passwords across multiple rounds as they try to win £10,000.
Am I Being Unreasonable?
Episode 1Nic's lonely, and the cat's missing. She's bored at the fete until new mum Jen arrives. Nic's thrilled to meet a kindred spirit, but is Jen all she seems, and can Nic's secret stay hidden?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
Am I Being Unreasonable?
Episode 2Nic's paranoid about what she said to Jen and Ollie's birthday party isn't helping. Thankfully the cat's back but Ollie's not bothered, and Nic's shocked to see her wedding album out.
Funny Woman
Series 2, Episode 1Sophie is the nation's favourite TV comedy star, has a group of good friends and her romance with Dennis is full of promise. But trouble is just round the corner.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timeless TimeVictor is unable to sleep. Things get so desperate that he contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 11Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc and special guest captain Lee Mack with David O'Doherty. Susie Dent is joined by Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner.
The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 1Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
Have I Got News For You
Series 66, Episode 9BBC Breakfast's Naga Munchetty takes up the reins as host. Guest panellists Richard Osman and Maisie Adam join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to poke fun at the week's headlines.
The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 2Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 12Sean Lock and Freddie Flintoff take on special guest captain Bill Bailey with Roisin Conaty. Susie Dent is joined by Rob Beckett in Dictionary Corner.
CelebAbility
Series 7, Episode 5Scarlett Moffatt leads a group of three friends looking to win prizes by defeating four celebrities - Owen Warner, Grace Barry, Tyler West and Janine Harouni - in silly games.
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 9 - Election SpecialAlexander Armstrong hosts this post-election special, with guests Jon Richardson and Nicky Morgan.
Am I Being Unreasonable?
Episode 1Nic's lonely, and the cat's missing. She's bored at the fete until new mum Jen arrives. Nic's thrilled to meet a kindred spirit, but is Jen all she seems, and can Nic's secret stay hidden?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 2Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks them for a lift into town. But events don't go quite as Hyacinth would have wished, and she ends up on the back of a lorry whilst Mrs Fortescue is in the pub!
Comedy Central Live
CC Live: Stand Up Shorts, Episode 1Brief sets from comedians, beginning with Harriet Kemsley, Axel Blake, Andrew Ryan and Lara Ricote sharing their thoughts on everything from motherhood through to Irish wakes.
Zen Motoring
Episode 2 - PigeonWhile running errands, Ogmios meets an unexpected guest in need of help. Together they face the grimy streets.
Am I Being Unreasonable?
Episode 2Nic's paranoid about what she said to Jen and Ollie's birthday party isn't helping. Thankfully the cat's back but Ollie's not bothered, and Nic's shocked to see her wedding album out.
Room 101
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Orwellian panel show.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 8 - Willesden SuiteTerry's job as security for the local Rotary Club offers Arthur a chance to gain some much-needed respectability when he is invited to speak at a function.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the adult sitcom.
Comedy Central Live
CC Live: Stand Up Shorts, Episode 2Helen Bauer, Stephen Buchanan, Eshaan Akbar and Kyrah Gray share jokes on topics such as body confidence, Glasgow's reputation and online dating.
The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 1Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
Women On The Verge
Episode 1After a potential work promotion, a family christening and a messy love triangle collide disastrously, Laura decides it is time to take action to stop herself from completely unravelling.
The Real McCoy
Series 1, Episode 2Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
Out Of Order
Episode 3Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Fatiha El-Ghorri & Iain Stirling.
My Dad Wrote A Porno
Recording of the live stage show of podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno.
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Check UpThe Foster family have a problem convincing Dad that he needs to see a doctor. The children think their father's emotional outbursts and headaches are symptoms of hypertension.
Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.
Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 11 - Sugar Puff DaddySara Pascoe invites Taskmaster's Alex Horne, comic Lou Sanders, presenter Roman Kemp and Loose Women's Janet Street-Porter into the Comedy Central loft alongside regular captains Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and side-kick John Kearns.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 3, Episode 2Jools Holland, Suzi Ruffell and Vick Hope recall their teenage years, with one revealing they did not have a bath for a year and another that they made up songs about David Beckham.