Television
TV schedule Tuesday 3rd September 2024
6am
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 8 - Willesden SuiteTerry's job as security for the local Rotary Club offers Arthur a chance to gain some much-needed respectability when he is invited to speak at a function.
6am61 min
Phil Wang: Wang In There, Baby!
Phil Wang's second filmed stand-up show.
6:40am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 4 - Treasure In The Plant AisleIn the perilous plant aisle, Supertato and Evil Pea team up to find treasure as they have half a map each, but she tricks him and steals the map to find the treasure for herself.
6:50am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 2 - BathtimeWho likes a freezing bath? Noone! Shaun and pals go commando and do everything they can to have a hot relaxing sheep dip!
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 21 - Nero Come HomeOn seeing his adopted goldfish get busted for stealing top-secret documents, Penfold bewails the fact he has never had a pet of his own to love.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 6 - Molar PowerDoctor Pfooflepfeffer covets the world-beating power of Gnasher's indestructible teeth.
7:25am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Sex And The Black CommunityShirley is causing her parents worry by dating a man five years older than her. Samuel Foster doesn't want his 16 year-old daughter going out with older boys who might lead her astray! He has no such concerns over the activities of son Sonny though, even after finding a book entitled 'Sex And The Black Community'!
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 25 - Chinese New Year, Dragon Dance DramaKyan is invited to perform a dragon dance for Chinese New Year in Beijing. Glitch decides to build a fire-breathing dragon robot for the parade, and the Go Jetters need to stop it!
7:50am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 2 - My Son The LoverSonny Foster's gift as a portrait painter pays off when the prettiest girl in the school sits for him. And, like many an artist, Sonny falls madly in love with his beautiful model.
8:20am
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
8:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Admirable PenfoldThe greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 6, Episode 5 - Football FunCat is trying out for the local football team, so Justin and Robert attempt to help her train. It's not until Cherry calls her friend Chloe Kelly that Cat gets some real help!
9am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
9:25am
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Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 1 - Queen Vic's Home VidsA special episode making 200 years since the birth of Queen Victoria. Featuring Victorian fake news, paparazzi, and camera men strapped to the front of moving trains, Queen Victoria shows you how her subjects invented and became obsessed with films!
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 21 - More About SpinningThe Twirlywoos visit a school hall. They see a teacher pick up different coloured hoops and set them spinning, so they try to spin hoops themselves.
9:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
1986 Specials, Christmas Special - Merry Christmas Father ChristmasA Santa on a bike with an advertising board is too much for Seymour's sense of traditional values. He resolves to put some of the magic back into Christmas by putting Santa back where he belongs - on a rooftop near a chimney. Clegg is an ideal, if unwilling, helper, but who has the charisma and the wellies to play Father Christmas...?
10:20am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 5 - Trouble And StrifeTed Bovis's ex-wife turns up at the camp demanding the arrears of her maintenance. She has in tow a bailiff who presents Ted with a writ. Failure to pay could result in prison, so Ted is forced to resort to all the fiddles he can remember in order to raise the money.
11am
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
11am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 3The regulars welcome Mark Watson, Phil Wang, Ellie Taylor and Kiri Pritchard-McLean into the loft to play an array of guessing games.
11:05am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 22 - Carrot The ChampionEvil Pea captures Supertato, but Carrot masters the ultimate flip kick and rescues her.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth of the world's longest-running sitcom.
12pm
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Worzel Gummidge
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Fair Old PulloverWorzel hitches a ride into town for a little shopping, but ends up as the centrepiece of a department store's gardening display.
12:15pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 2 - Hollywood, USAAfter winning a part in a Hollywood film, Glitch is not happy when he has to work with Kyan to finish a scene. Meanwhile, Xuli's plans to take the perfect Hollywood photo are derailed when the Go Jetters are forced to rescue the famous Hollywood sign.
12:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 3 - Fatberg, London Sewers, EnglandWhile Lars, Kelly and Xuli go into the sewers to help keep London clean, Glitch and the Grimbots create some enormous blockages after flushing thousands of wet wipes down the toilet. It's up to the Go Jetters to clear away the fatberg Glitch has created, clean the sewers and save the city's streets.
12:40pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 14 - Danger FanShortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit members of the team start to disappear.
12:50pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 15 - Quark GamesThe heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.
1pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 11 - Waffle And The BoxA mysterious box is delivered to Mrs Hobbs' house, and Waffle wants to know what's inside.
1:15pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 16 - Winter WonderlandEvil Pea thinks the Veggies won't like it when she covers the supermarket in ice, but instead they have the best snow day ever, so she creates a giant snowball to ruin their fun.
1:25pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 20 - Grizzly GamesDennis and the gang can't wait for their all-day PE training day with Grizzly Griller.
1:35pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 21 - Too Cool For RulesDennis and his mates rebel against an outbreak of unfair fun-killing rules.
1:40pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
2:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
2:35pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 11 - Peas and QuietThere are odd noises in the supermarket. Supertato discovers that Evil Pea and the Mini Peas are asleep and walking through the supermarket. Supertato tries to get them back to bed.
2:40pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 2 - Waffle At The KennelsWaffle is staying at Angela's kennels while the Brooklyn-Bells are on holiday.
3pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 2 - Don't Forget The DiverCaptain Mainwaring tackles a difficult training exercise in competition against Captain Square, using a bird warbler, Jones floating downstream disguised as a log, and Frazer in a diving suit.
3:30pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 22 - Do Good DennisDennis and Gnasher accidentally do good deeds for the people of Beanotown.
3:40pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 5 - Trouble And StrifeTed Bovis's ex-wife turns up at the camp demanding the arrears of her maintenance. She has in tow a bailiff who presents Ted with a writ. Failure to pay could result in prison, so Ted is forced to resort to all the fiddles he can remember in order to raise the money.
3:40pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Special - LostTricked into a town-wide clean-up, Dennis and Walter are paired up against their will.
3:50pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pink DawnThe Professor's young visitor - competition winner Dawn Crumhorn - becomes a Barbie-like pink-obsessed child-villain after an accident in the lab.
4:05pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 6 - Big Head AwakensDM must save his reputation and the world when Squawkencluck's artificially intelligent defence super computer goes despotically insane!
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Arts Of ConcealmentFoggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 19 - Hiccup HavocSupertato harnesses the power of his hiccups to save Tato Tower from Evil Pea's jam attack.
4:50pm
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Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - The Loxley LozengeA previous experience with Wesley Pegden and his home-made racing car should have been warning enough. But when Compo, Clegg and Foggy learn that the chap needs expert assistance with what can only be described as a once-in-a-lifetime discovery, how could they refuse?
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 8 - Training WaffleEvie, Doug, Jess and Gramps take Waffle to his first puppy training class. Waffle can't resist causing chaos. Simon stays at home to look for his missing sock.
5:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Big SleepMargaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.
5:35pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Saville Row To The RescueAs the Resistance prepare to take delivery of the new uniforms for the Colonel and Hans and sending off the British airmen for good, René is charged with the care of a bottle of explosive disguised as gin.
6:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.
6:55pm
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 1A drinks can, blender, pillows and skittles are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 2 - Don't Forget The DiverCaptain Mainwaring tackles a difficult training exercise in competition against Captain Square, using a bird warbler, Jones floating downstream disguised as a log, and Frazer in a diving suit.
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 6With Claudia Winkleman, Jamie Laing, Rhod Gilbert and Tracy-Ann Oberman.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen A Peruvian Wart?Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.
7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 3 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet and begins a series of courses designed to harden the soles. His demanding marches soon force the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Highlights Special - Best OfAs a Southeast Asian adventure comes to an end for Jamie, Romesh and Micah, revisit the high and lows of a road trip to remember.
8pm15 min
Dame Patricia Routledge Remembers... Keeping Up Appearances
Dame Patricia Routledge looks back at the character of Hyacinth Bucket.
8:15pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 2Hyacinth is thrilled when the wealthy Mrs Fortescue asks them for a lift into town. But events don't go quite as Hyacinth would have wished, and she ends up on the back of a lorry whilst Mrs Fortescue is in the pub!
8:20pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fire And TerrorConstable Habib falls in love with a fireman, much to Goody's distress. Back at the station, Fowler is having trouble with a hoaxer and Grim is chasing terrorists.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
9pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 5, Episode 5Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Alex Brooker, Desiree Burch, and Jayde Adams to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed?
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 4 - DancingLucy and Tim's parents, Geoffrey and Wendy, are separating. Geoffrey moves into Lucy's flat, banishing Lee to the sofa. To get his room back and avoid being thrown onto the street, Lee must now play Relate Counsellor to patch up the marriage.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 7Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Helen McCrory and panellists Andy Hamilton and Chris McCausland.
10:20pm
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The Cleaner
Series 1, Episode 2 - The WriterExtremely pompous and important author Terence Redford is trying to write his latest masterpiece but is finding it difficult to concentrate - partly because of writer's block and partly because his grandmother has recently burnt to death in his living room.
10:30pm
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Daddy Issues
A repeat-run of the entire first series.
10:45pm
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Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 4, Episode 2Nabil Abdulrashid, Paul Chowdhry, Adjani Salmon and Sarah Keyworth join team leaders Chizzy Akudolu and Eddie Kadi to answer questions about black history.
11pm
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Breeders
Series 4, Episode 9 - No Matter What: Part 1Paul and Ally find they have very different ideas about the best way forward.
11pm
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Classic Movies: The Story Of I'm All Right, Jack
A profile of the landmark workplace satire.
11pm
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Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Quiet Night InA dialogue-free farce. Enter the beautiful, modernist home of Gerald & Sabrina... a beautiful home with lots of beautiful things in it.
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Old Soft Curved PadlockSo, Taskmaster Greg Davies is back with his assistant Alex Horne to challenge five brave comics to take on his tricky tasks. First: wheelbarrow stunts, lemon towers and a big wardrobe in a field.
11:15pm
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 3Premier League legend Alan Shearer hands over his phone in Celebrity Send To All.
11:30pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 24 (Channel 4: Series 25), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts the anarchic letters and numbers mash-up, with Countdown regulars Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. Jon Richardson and Harriet Kemsley take on Lee Mack and Munya Chawawa, while David O'Doherty joins Susie in Dictionary Corner.
11:30pm
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Breeders
Series 4, Episode 10 - No Matter What: Part 2Jackie's health is continuing to worsen. Paul helps out a distressed Luke.
11:40pm
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Toast Of London
Series 1, Episode 2 - Afternoon TeaToast comes into conflict with the director of his latest stage role; a man said to have killed difficult actors in the past. He attempts to escape his worry by engaging the services of an escort.
Midnight
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Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 3Angela Barnes, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests this week.
12:15am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
12:15am
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Out Of Order
Episode 2Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Maisie Adam & Phil Wang.
12:40am
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 2 - Winston Churchill's PantsSharp stand-up from Dave Gorman, who answers life's burning questions. What is Richard Branson capable of? And should David Dickinson be stopped?
12:55am
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 4 - DancingLucy and Tim's parents, Geoffrey and Wendy, are separating. Geoffrey moves into Lucy's flat, banishing Lee to the sofa. To get his room back and avoid being thrown onto the street, Lee must now play Relate Counsellor to patch up the marriage.
1:30am
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The Cleaner
Series 1, Episode 2 - The WriterExtremely pompous and important author Terence Redford is trying to write his latest masterpiece but is finding it difficult to concentrate - partly because of writer's block and partly because his grandmother has recently burnt to death in his living room.
1:30am
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Hey Tracey!
Series 2, Episode 1Joel Dommett returns with the cold-calling comedy quiz in which his virtual PA connects celebrities to real people around the UK in the search for answers. Megan McKenna, Roman Kemp, Mark-Francis Vandelli, Melvin Odoom, Verona Rose and Christine McGuinness try to win some normal people £2,500 and a pet-food dispenser.
2am
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 7, Episode 2 - Heavy MetalScottish band Bleed From Within try to educate Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan in the ways of the headbanger in time for a surprise performance of Metallica's Enter Sandman at the Download festival in front of 4,000 fans. The boys also get some extra tips from US rock stars Wheatus and Queens of the Stone Age.
2:20am
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Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Quiet Night InA dialogue-free farce. Enter the beautiful, modernist home of Gerald & Sabrina... a beautiful home with lots of beautiful things in it.
2:50am
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Toast Of London
Series 1, Episode 2 - Afternoon TeaToast comes into conflict with the director of his latest stage role; a man said to have killed difficult actors in the past. He attempts to escape his worry by engaging the services of an escort.
3:15am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 2 - Up In ArmsWith both father and son having been made redundant, Sonny makes a rash decision - he's going to enlist in the Army!
3:25am
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Mother F**king Pep Talk
Episode 10 - Aurie Styla - 'Be a Serial Skiller'They say you are what you do. Well, in that case why not do many things so that you can be a lot. Aurie Styla wants you to be a Serial Skiller and the best you!
3:30am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 1Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren', has his brain transplanted into his widow's head.
5:25am
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For The Love Of Ada
Series 2, Episode 3Leslie is offered a promotion, but it means he, Ada and Ruth would have to move to Coventry. Putting the house up for sale, Ada and Walter believe they don't have long left together...