Television
TV schedule Saturday 31st August 2024
6am
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Bless This House
Series 6, Episode 8 - Skin DeepAfter a heavy night's drinking with his new secretary, Sid finds he's more to worry about than waking up with a hangover - being covered in a big red blotchy rash. The doctor suspects it could be psychosomatic and hopes to get to the root of the problem.
6:30am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 16 - Winter WonderlandEvil Pea thinks the Veggies won't like it when she covers the supermarket in ice, but instead they have the best snow day ever, so she creates a giant snowball to ruin their fun.
6:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 12 - Periscope PerilPrincess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 15 - Mountain Gorillas, The Democratic Republic Of The CongoThe Go Jetters race to save a family of mountain gorillas from traps left by hunters and also from a sneezy Grandmaster Glitch's germs.
6:55am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 29 - Rio de Janeiro, BrazilSomeone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
6:55am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 33 - Where Did You Get That Cat?Mr Bean chases Scrapper around Mrs Wicket's flat but her sideboard tumbles over, he is horrified to think he has squashed poor Scrapper.
7am
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 1 - Catherine Tate, Rylan Clark-Neal, Nigel HaversComedian Catherine Tate, actor Nigel Havers and TV presenter Rylan Clark-Neal try to send hipster restaurants, set up-paparazzi shoots and Jeremy Corbyn into the Orwellian chamber.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 7 - Hard To SwallowThe Flock are delighted when a bird-watcher drops his duck call in their field and Shaun uses it to entertain them. However, swallowing the duck call isn't what he had in mind - and the ducks aren't too happy either.
7:05am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 8 - TextmasIt's Christmas and Joe is having to stay in his brother, Jamie's room. Joe now must endure a night of Jamie's brotherly cruelty and figure out what to do when a girl texts you.
7:10am
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David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 2Episode 2 charts Sir David's transition from comedy sidekick to major TV star and follows his attempts to make the breakthrough as a leading man on sitcoms.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 28 - Attack Of The ClownsThis episode is no laughing matter, especially when Danger Mouse's uncontrollable amusement creates clown-invading chaos on Earth - can DM prevent the world from being twisted into a novelty balloon shape?
7:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the seventh series.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 18 - Inventor's BlockDennis doesn't realise the pressure he's putting on Rubi to excel in the school science fair is giving her a severe case of inventor's block.
7:20am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 9 - DeuxAfter forgetting his permission slip for the school trip, Joe faces a day in school without friends. But luckily Lily Scott will also be in school. Finally, Joe can have a conversation with her.
7:30am
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 2 - David Mitchell, Judy Murray, Anita RaniComic David Mitchell, mother to tennis superstardom Judy Murray and broadcaster Anita Rani attempt to cast away sniffing, walking and eating, and sugar lumps into Room 101.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 17 - Mariana Trench, The Pacific OceanLars dives deep to save a Grimbot in the Mariana Trench, the deepest trench in our oceans.
8am
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The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 3 - Friends And EnemiesThis episode explores the characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world including Trigger, Boycie, Denzil and Del's arch enemy DCI Slater.
8:45am
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Carry On Dick
Sid James and Barbara Windsor go out in style in their last Carry On film, based on the legend of Dick Turpin.
9am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of 18 episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
10:10am
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 21 - Evil Pea's Veggie VisionEvil Pea is tricked by lots of Supertatoes who appear all over the supermarket.
10:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South AmericaWhat goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.
10:50am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 13 - Woolly Wonder GirlPolice Chief Bevel has his hands full trying to stop rowdy rascals Zip and Pop on their noise-making spree in Craft City.
10:55am
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Hamish Macbeth
A selection of episodes from the first series.
11am
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Carry On Cabby
Sid James stars as the proprietor of a successful cab firm. Suddenly a new taxi company arrive in town, and they have a secret weapon.
12:45pm
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Lagging
Series 2, Episode 7 - SMorCLe As One!Mo and Leah hatch a secret plan, while a talking emoji gives Cedric and Ray sad faces, and Sol gets a Boss Level job.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 2 - Tower Top Princess PartyPrincess Purl and Princess Bitz have decided to create the best party ever for Sir Robo Bob and Sir Bevel.
1:10pm
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 7 - GymnastHaving gatecrashed a party and passed Ben off as a foreign gymnast, the trio find trouble when the real sport star is due in town.
1:15pm
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Passport To Pimlico
Ealing comedy about a legal discovery that leads the residents of Pimlico to declare themselves an independent nation, Burgundy.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 49 - The Blue Mountains, JamaicaTrouble brews in Jamaica when Glitch's campfire threatens a coffee plantation.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 50 - The Jigokudani Monkey Park, JapanThe Go Jetters fly to the rescue in Japan, as Glitch gets up to his usual monkey business.
1:40pm
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So Awkward Academy
Episode 3 - ReunificationMartha's return to Cranmede Academy to receive an award awakens Lily's old-school jealousy, prompting her to become overnight movie star sensation Lolly Valentine.
2:25pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bigger And BiggerThe Twirlywoos see children building a sandcastle at the beach, and decide to make it bigger. Back in the Boat they encounter a strange jelly which grows every time they touch it!
2:30pm
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
A selection of three episodes from the variety comedy.
3pm
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Funny Woman
A repeat-run of the entire first series.
3pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
3:35pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 6Miss Scandal gives Year 8 a lesson in gossip and Mr Keenan's day goes from bad to worse.
4:10pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 35 - Send In The ClonesDanger Mouse and Penfold come up against themselves as Quark creates cheap copies of our heroes in his latest money-making scheme.
4:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 36 - Masters Of The TwystyverseDanger Mouse faces double trouble, when a strangely familiar new villainous tyrant plants evil doubles in key positions around the globe, as part of a plot to suck earth through a portal into the Twistyverse so he can be master of both dimensions.
4:45pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 16 - Broccoli AloneSupertato is out chasing a milkshake robot and leaves Broccoli in charge of Tato Tower.
5:10pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
5:15pm
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Porridge
Feature film based on the TV sitcom of the same name, featuring Ronnie Barker and the regular cast in the classic prison comedy.
6pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
A selection of episodes from the first series of the angling comedy.
7pm
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Miranda
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
7:50pm
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Blankety Blank
Series 19, Episode 2Bradley Walsh hosts the revival of the comedy quiz show, with panellists Anton Du Beke, Kadeena Cox, Tom Allen, Brian Conley, Lady Leshurr and Alex Brooker helping contestants win some brilliant prizes by filling in the blanks.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Christmas SpecialFor Gavin and Stacey, parenthood continues to present them with several challenges, their 'baby' now being ten.
9pm
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 7, Episode 2 - Heavy MetalScottish band Bleed From Within try to educate Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan in the ways of the headbanger in time for a surprise performance of Metallica's Enter Sandman at the Download festival in front of 4,000 fans. The boys also get some extra tips from US rock stars Wheatus and Queens of the Stone Age.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the hit sketch show.
9pm75 min
John Kearns: The Varnishing Days
Comedian John Kearns performs stand-up in front of a live audience.
9:25pm
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Not Going Out
Series 8, Episode 4 - Hot TubLee and Lucy play hot tub fantasy date with Anna and Toby, causing them to end up in hot water.
9:30pm60 min
The Last Leg
The Last Leg In Paris, Episode 4 - Day 3Live studio guests are comedian Joel Dommett and presenters Helen Skelton and Ade Adepitan.
9:35pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.
9:40pm35 min
Password
Episode 1Daisy May Cooper and Alan Carr help players guess mystery passwords across multiple rounds as they try to win £10,000, with Adisa and Jo the contestants in the first edition.
10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 8, Episode 5 - CharlieLee is worried that Charlie is getting a reputation at school for being the class clown.
10:10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the adult sitcom.
10:15pm
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Josh Widdicombe: Bit Much...
Stand-up special from Josh Widdicombe, recorded during his covid-era tour.
10:15pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 6 - Mammy Swings!Wedding plans are in full swing as Rory and Dino prepare for their big day. With celebrity wedding planner La La Doggy on board, it looks set to be the wedding extravaganza of the year. But is it really what anybody wants?
10:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dramatic FeverMargaret joins the local amateur dramatic society and takes Victor to a Bergerac watching party. Meanwhile, Margaret's mother manages to get stuck in the bath with wallpaper paste.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
10:55pm
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The Lenny Henry Show
Series 2, Episode 5In his first topical series since Saturday Live, Lenny Henry returns to his stand-up roots with his unique blend of comedy.
11pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 4 - Who Will Buy?Unexpected visitors drop in and mistakenly believe Victor has killed an elderly blind man. A charity concert gives Victor the chance to use his ventriloquist's dummy.
11pm
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Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 9Jimmy Carr hosts another game. Sean Lock and Seann Walsh take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Danny Dyer. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent.
11:10pm
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Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
11:30pm
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Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
11:35pm
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The Lenny Henry Show
Series 2, Episode 6In his first topical series since Saturday Live, Lenny Henry returns to his stand-up roots with his unique blend of comedy.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 66, Episode 8Guz Khan hosts the satirical panel show, with Ross Noble and Janet Street-Porter joining Ian and Paul.
11:45pm15 min version (repeat)
Growing Up Scottish
Series 2, Episode 4 - Art/WeddingsSome of Scotland's favourite comedians look back at art and take us on journey back through weddings from their past.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 10Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on special guest captain Sarah Millican and Rob Beckett. Susie Dent is in with Vic Reeves, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
12:15am
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Toast Of London
Series 2, Episode 3 - The MoosetrapA return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play The Moose Trap is seriously jeopardized when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview. As attendances at the show dwindle, Toast is forced to look elsewhere for employment. When the job of the announcer on a legendary University quiz show becomes available, he is very keen to land the job. But first he will have to impress the show's fearsome (and famously rude) host.
12:15am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 6Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!
12:20am
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CelebAbility
Series 7, Episode 4Will Best leads a group of three friends looking to win prizes by defeating Katherine Ryan, Indiyah Polack, Luke Kempner and Rickie Haywood-Williams in a series of silly games.
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 5Guest host Adil Ray is joined by panellists comedian Ivo Graham and journalist Helen Lewis, plus Ian and Paul.
12:45am
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Butterflies
Series 2, Episode 7Leonard rings Ria and asks her to meet him for lunch as he has something to tell her. Her reaction has a disruptive effect on the family.
12:50am
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Toast Of London
Series 2, Episode 4 - High Winds ActorAfter the tragic death of his friend Axel Jacklin, Britain's finest exponent of acting in high winds, Toast finds himself in demand for dramatic roles such as Napoleonic-era sea captains and mad Shakesperean kings. However, in order to land these attractive parts, Toast discovers that he must become a Freemason. As it seems that every actor in Britain is 'on the square'. Toast asks Ed to help him join the local lodge.
12:55am
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Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast
Alan Carr presents his live show Spexy Beast, previously released on DVD in 2011.
1:20am
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The Lenny Henry Show
Series 2, Episode 5In his first topical series since Saturday Live, Lenny Henry returns to his stand-up roots with his unique blend of comedy.
1:20am
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sorry Pal, Wrong NumberArthur's new gambling venture involves Terry taking on the prestigious task of guarding three public telephone boxes.
1:40am
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Room 101
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Orwellian panel show.
1:55am
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Harry Hill Live: Sausage Time
Released on DVD in 2014, Harry Hill's live comedy show Sausage Time.
2am
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The Lenny Henry Show
Series 2, Episode 6In his first topical series since Saturday Live, Lenny Henry returns to his stand-up roots with his unique blend of comedy.
2:35am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the adult sitcom.
2:40am
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Toast Of London
Series 2, Episode 3 - The MoosetrapA return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play The Moose Trap is seriously jeopardized when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview. As attendances at the show dwindle, Toast is forced to look elsewhere for employment. When the job of the announcer on a legendary University quiz show becomes available, he is very keen to land the job. But first he will have to impress the show's fearsome (and famously rude) host.
2:50am
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Al Murray: Giving It Both Barrels
Al Murray puts the world to rights with his lager fuelled philosophies in this 2005 live show.
3am
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Out Of Order
Episode 2Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Maisie Adam & Phil Wang.
3:05am
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dinnerladies diaries
Episode 3 - Final ToastVictoria Wood describes why she decided to close the canteen for good after just two series and what she went on to do next...
3:45am
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Channel Hopping With Jon Richardson
Series 1, Episode 4Jon is joined by actress and comedian Jessica Knappett, and regular guest Judi Love, as they navigate the world of ridiculous and wonderful international TV.
4:10am
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Mother F**king Pep Talk
Episode 8 - Helen Bauer - 'It's OK to be meh'Feeling down? Sometimes yoga and scented candles are just what you need. Other times cry-screaming Natalie Imbruglia in the shower does the trick. Helen Bauer wants you to know that as much as all those expensive wellness trends can help, sometimes it's ok to just feel a bit meh.
4:15am
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Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 9 - I Can't Find My SpeedosSara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and sidekick John Kearns invite everyone's favourite Frenchman Fred Sirieix into the Comedy Central attic, alongside comedians Rhys James, Jo Brand and Dani Dyer.
4:30am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 3, Episode 1The return of the programme in which famous faces revisit their teenage years, with Martine McCutcheon, Asim Chaudhry and Zoe Lyons joining Rhod on the first edition.