Television
TV schedule Saturday 18th May 2024
6am
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Bless This House
Series 5, Episode 7 - Happy Birthday SidSid's got a problem. His beloved birthday present from the rest of the family, a plush faux-fur coat, is giving him extreme allergic reactions whenever he puts it on. How can he tell Jean or the kids without upsetting them?
6:25am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, IndiaThe grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
6:30am
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 12 - Cereal MountainChilli tries to reach the top of Cereal Mountain without the help of Supertato's gadgets.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 29 - Rio de Janeiro, BrazilSomeone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
7am
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 3 - Halcyon DazeIt's Sean's first day at university - but is he ready to exchange freedom for books?
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 14 - Hide And SqueakThe Farmer is terrorised when a cute mouse appears in the farmhouse and Pidsley the cat is ordered to dispose of the rodent. When the mouse takes refuge in Shaun's fleece, the flock persuade him to protect their new friend from the pitiless cat.
7:05am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 10 - Prize PorkerA pig tricks the whole farm into thinking he's a champion.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 9A cucumber, golf ball, phone and pan of sprouts are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7:05am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 8 - TextmasIt's Christmas and Joe is having to stay in his brother, Jamie's room. Joe now must endure a night of Jamie's brotherly cruelty and figure out what to do when a girl texts you.
7:10am
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Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the second series.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 45 - The Last Giraffe WarriorPenfold is asked to defend an alien planet from invasion.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 40 - Gnasher DashGnasher is practically immobile inside a full-body cast. When he goes missing, Dennis and the gang race all over Beanotown to find him, always one step behind the helpless hound.
7:20am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 9 - DeuxAfter forgetting his permission slip for the school trip, Joe faces a day in school without friends. But luckily Lily Scott will also be in school. Finally, Joe can have a conversation with her.
7:25am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 2 - Country RetreatPlans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 30 - Mount Everest, AsiaKyan wants to climb Mount Everest, but there's a giant snowball heading his way - and it's got a moustache!
8am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 1 - By AppointmentFreshly returned from their holidays, the staff find themselves in a twitter upon hearing that the Royal Family may visit the store.
8:35am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 2 - The ClubMr. Grace gives the staff permission to set up a social club in the basement, but first they must decorate. The problem is, no one can agree on anything.
8:50am
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Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
9am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 1, Episode 4Strictly Come Dancing judge Bruno Tonioli plays Michael's favourite game 'Send To All', which sees Michael sending a text to Bruno's phone book. This week's Unexpected Star is a handyman, who gets the shock of his life when his ambition is realised. There is also music from Years and Years, comedy from Rob Beckett and an astonishing acrobatic performance from one of Cirque du Soleil.
9:15am
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The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 2 - Deals And MisdemeanoursDeals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.
10:05am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 17 - The Good, The Bad And The PricklyPrickly Pear arrives in the supermarket and tries to take over Evil Pea's freezer. Supertato discovers that Prickly Pear isn't mean at all and just needs some good friends.
10:15am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of ten episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 19 - Beach PatrolMr Slater has put Richard in charge of the beach and the gang decide to join him. After jumping on the bouncy castle Sooty, Sweep and Soo meet a friendly sand sculptor and have a sandcastle-building competition - but poor Richard ends up in deep water. With special guest star Frank Bruno.
11am
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Lovejoy
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Ian McShane comedy drama.
11:10am
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William Comes To Town
A repeat of this 1948 film.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 14 - A Birthday SurpriseBitz, Bob, Bevel, Zip and Pop are making Purl a surprise birthday present - the best hairclip ever!
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Eiffel Tower, FranceIn France, Grandmaster Glitch breaks the Eiffel Tower when he uses it as a TV aerial. Can the Go Jetters fix it?
1:50pm
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Still So Awkward
Episode 1 - A Whole New LilyLily adopts a new look and personality to fit in at Burke Hill University, but it gets awkward when she can't maintain the lie with her new flatmates Frankie, Seb and Samson.
2:45pm
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Painting Birds With Jim And Nancy Moir
Series 2, Episode 2 - Derbyshire - DipperThe couple make their way to Derbyshire in search of the dipper and are joined on their quest by former EastEnders star Nitin Ganatra.
3pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
3:35pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Other Day The Earth Stood StillOnly Danger Mouse can save the world from chaos when the Baron stops the world spinning with a plague of traffic lights.
4:05pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 7 - Sausage LossageWalter takes over Butch Butcher's sausage-making business.
4:30pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 13 - Double Doughnut RescueSupertato almost quits being a superhero when he can't save two friends at the same time.
6:05pm
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Comedy Classics: The Vicar Of Dibley
Channel 5 celebrates one of Britain's most loved comedies of all time, The Vicar Of Dibley.
6:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Christmas SpecialDavid Mitchell is joined by Ray Winstone and Josh Widdicombe, and Lee Mack is joined by Rachel Riley and Ricky Tomlinson.
7pm
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Miranda
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 8With guests Seann Walsh, Adrian Chiles, June Brown and Aisling Bea.
7:40pm
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My Family
Series 10, Episode 7 - Ben Behaving BadlyBen volunteers to look after one of Janey's elderly care clients for an evening; what could possibly go wrong?
8pm
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 1, Episode 4Strictly Come Dancing judge Bruno Tonioli plays Michael's favourite game 'Send To All', which sees Michael sending a text to Bruno's phone book. This week's Unexpected Star is a handyman, who gets the shock of his life when his ambition is realised. There is also music from Years and Years, comedy from Rob Beckett and an astonishing acrobatic performance from one of Cirque du Soleil.
8:05pm
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A Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit
Oscar-nominated claymation in which a Yorkshireman and his canine companion venture to the Moon.
8:20pm
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My Family
Series 11, Episode 5 - Harper v HarperBen and Susan decide to go their separate ways, but will they end up in the same place?
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the first series of the hit sketch show.
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 13, Episode 7 - FootballWhen Lee goes to watch Benji playing football for a local Under 13 team, he is unable to restrain himself on the touchline and becomes the competitive dad that all the other parents avoid. Undaunted by the disapproval of Toby, who coaches the team, Lee sets about rigging the vote for the Player of the Year.
9:15pm
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Scot Squad
Series 4, Episode 4PC Jack McLaren battles a shoplifting bam and his own claustrophobia in a broken lift.
9:30pm
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Comedy Classics: Open All Hours
A feature-length documentary telling the comprehensive story of iconic BBC sitcom Open All Hours.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 13, Christmas Special - WilfredLee throws everything at creating the perfect family Christmas, agreeing to Lucy's wishes to do something charitable and having "a normal Christmas where nothing goes wrong." This moment of festive spirit sees the couple invite Wilfred, a lonely pensioner from the nearby care home, to join them for Christmas dinner. The only instruction is that Wilfred is not, under any circumstances, allowed to drink alcohol...
9:45pm
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Raiders Of The Lost Archive
Series 1, Episode 3 - Food And DrinkFrom haggis to whisky, our comedians tackle every aspect of Scotland's culinary heritage.
10pm
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More, More, More! How Do You Lycett? How Do You Lycett?
TV airing of Joe Lycett's 2022 live show.
10pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
10:20pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 9, Episode 5 - ShaggerCassie and Billy are in lust and she couldn't be happier. Billy, on the other hand, thinks their sex life is affecting his football.
10:35pm
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Hold The Front Page
Series 2, Episode 4 - Devon: The MoorlanderDevon. Josh's home county. Where his dreams of being a journalist started, and where his dad made the front page of the local paper for contesting a parking ticket... and now... finally after all these years, this is Josh's big chance to beat his dad and get his own front page.
10:40pm
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10:50pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 9, Episode 6 - This Is Your LifeThere's a party in Runcorn as Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday. However, his festive mood is short-lived.
10:55pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 11 - The LoversComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
11pm
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Bradley Walsh's Comedy Legends
Episode 2 - Stand UpsBradley presents his thoughts and experiences on stand-up comedy before celebrating the routines and entertainers that influenced him as well as those that he simply terms 'genius' - from the funny bones of Tommy Cooper to the laser-sharp writing of Bob Monkhouse and Caroline Aherne and the impressive delivery of Lee Mack. He also explores the shock tactics of Jimmy Carr and the storytelling prowess of Billy Connolly and Victoria Wood. Bradley and his all-star cast get to the bottom of what really makes stand-up funny.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 2Jon Richardson and Chris Addison go up against Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan, with David O'Doherty in Dictionary Corner.
11:20pm
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Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 5Guest host Adil Ray is joined by panellists comedian Ivo Graham and journalist Helen Lewis, plus Ian and Paul.
Midnight
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To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 7Hartley's death re-opens the chasm in Richard's finances, and the manor is once again under the hammer. A saviour could still be at hand, but what does the future hold for Grantleigh - not to mention Audrey, Richard and Mrs Poo?
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel/quiz show mash-up. In this episode, Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett take on Sean Lock and Michelle Wolf, with Adam Riches in Dictionary Corner.
12:30am
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No Place Like Home
Series 1, Episode 5 - Alternative AccommodationWith Tracey gone, Arthur tries to help Paul and Nigel find new accommodation. The move stirs up family trouble and it's Arthur and Trevor who end up out in the cold.
12:35am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 5, Episode 10Omid Djalili, Catherine Bohart and The Vivienne revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence.
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 5 - Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Rich HallJack Whitehall is joined by Katherine Ryan and Rich Hall.
12:45am
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CelebAbility
Series 5, Episode 3Scarlett Moffatt leads a group of three friends looking to win prizes by defeating AJ Odudu, Sam Thompson, Pete Wicks and Stephen Bailey in a series of silly games.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 6Guest host David Mitchell is joined by panellists comedian Maisie Adam and former MP Rory Stewart, plus Ian and Paul.
1am
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Hancock's Half Hour
A selection of four episodes from Tony Hancock's sitcom.
1:05am
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Minder
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Wrong GoodbyeA local property developer offers to buy Arthur's lock-up and car lot. Terry suspects that the deal is bent and turns to DS Jones for help.
1:35am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - Brian's BrainKarl pitches his movie idea, The Wife of Brian - an out of work actor called Brian takes over the body of the dead Tom Cruise to finish Mission: Impossible 8.
1:35am
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Mindhorn
Actor Richard Thorncroft returns to his 1980s detective role to thwart a villain, revive his career, and get the girl.
1:40am
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Billy Connolly Does...
Series 1, Episode 4 - NatureAccording to Billy, crocodiles hate heavy rock, polar bears are surprisingly sneaky and Unicorns reside in Scotland! Settle in for some great time as Billy talks about his lifelong love of all things furry and
his hopes about what's next in store for Mother Earth.
2am
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Out Of Order
Episode 5Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Desiree Burch & Dan Tiernan.
2am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 16, Episode 6 - Jen Brister, Esther Manito, Adam RoweJen Brister plays host in this show recorded before a packed house at London's Hammersmith Apollo, warming up the audience and then introducing routines by fellow comedians Esther Manito and Adam Rowe.
2:05am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - Comic ReliefRicky finds Karl's views on charity mind-boggling, but hilarious.
2:05am
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Taskmaster
Series 17, Episode 8 - The Umbrella WinkGreg Davies has been presented with a great many bizarre moments during his glorious reign as the Taskmaster, but this episode ups the ante in the strangeness stakes. Why has John Robins attached oars to his arms? Why does Nick Mohammed keep winking at Alex Horne? Why is Sophie Willan making a wolf beatbox? Why is Steve Pemberton skinning a mannequin? And why has Joanne McNally wilfully desecrated Greg's noble statue?
2:40am
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The Cockfields
Series 2, Episode 1 - WednesdaySimon and Esther are engaged and it's the first day of their budget summer holiday on the Isle of Wight, staying in Sue and Ray's new house.
3am
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Jack Whitehall Gets Around Live From Wembley Arena
A television broadcast of Whitehall's 2014 DVD-released show, Jack Whitehall Gets Around.
3am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 9, Episode 5 - ShaggerCassie and Billy are in lust and she couldn't be happier. Billy, on the other hand, thinks their sex life is affecting his football.
3:10am
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Joe & Katherine's Bargain Holidays
Episode 4 - WalesJoe Wilkinson takes Katherine Ryan on a family adventure holiday to South Wales.
3:15am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Perils Of PeggyClive decides after a trip to Dempster Hall that Gladys is really the girl for him. However she has other ideas. But Peggy becomes the scapegoat in Ted's plan to make Clive look heroic and win back Gladys's heart.
3:30am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 9, Episode 6 - This Is Your LifeThere's a party in Runcorn as Gaz celebrates his 30th birthday. However, his festive mood is short-lived.
3:45am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 2Ricky and Roxay forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
4:10am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 3Dion and Travis are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
4:15am
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Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 4 - Darren And His BigfootSara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Ivo Graham, Rachel Parris, Stevie Martin and Eshaan Akbar to play another round of absurd guessing games.
4:35am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 5, Episode 10Omid Djalili, Catherine Bohart and The Vivienne revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence.