Television
TV schedule Thursday 28th March 2024
The Larkins
Series 1, Christmas Special - Christmas With The LarkinsA nice traditional family Christmas seems to pick up new attendees by the hour, and a mix up with the turkey certainly doesn't help matters!
Minder
Series 3, Episode 13 - InTerry has to track down some tough Scots when Arthur lands himself in trouble with the police.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 14 - Hide And SqueakThe Farmer is terrorised when a cute mouse appears in the farmhouse and Pidsley the cat is ordered to dispose of the rodent. When the mouse takes refuge in Shaun's fleece, the flock persuade him to protect their new friend from the pitiless cat.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 45 - The Duckula ShowDanger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 11 - Give Peas A ChanceMayor Wilbur passes a law to increase the healthy eating in Beanotown, replacing all foods with peas... of the mushy variety! The gang must avoid the people of Beanotown who are rapidly turning into Zompeas after eating the green mush. Dennis uses the only ordinary peas in town to sabotage Wilbur's mush making factory and save the day!
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 3 - 'Old De Front Page AgainThe siege continues, with no immediate end in sight and Bob's obstinance hindering all reason. Will it all end peacefully, and without a shot being fired?
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 41 - Hong Kong, ChinaThe team spring into action when Glitch's mini-master toys invade Hong Kong Harbour.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 4 - Sweet SorrowThe pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Heart Has Its ReasonsHaving dropped off Jenny at university in the East End, Bill and Ben find the van being looted by a group of pre-teen tearaways. They manage to catch one of the group, Declan, but are more moved than angry when he explains he has no parents.
Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 2 - In Retrospect That Was An ErrorHost Sara Pascoe and regulars Alan Davies and Darren Harriott are joined by Nish Kumar, Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Amy Gledhill and Dan Tiernan for another round of guessing games.
Dodger
Episode 1 - TrainLondon's police are on alert - Dodger has returned! Reunited with Fagin's gang they try their boldest plan yet - a daring train robbery!
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 5 - German WeekMr. Rumbold devises a German theme week in the store. Unfortunately the entirely German goods go down like a lead balloon with customers, and he insists a more jovial Germanic atmosphere must be created.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 8 - More About Coming And GoingThe Brass Band visit the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat - but are they coming or going?
The Wrong Trousers
Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 25 - The Marching BandRichard is preparing a show that will blow everything away and the gang are desperate to take part. But what can Sweep do? With his bagpipes and batons causing nothing but trouble, Sooty comes up with some mischief of his own.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Christmas Special - Merry Entwistle And Jackson DaySanta, alias Smiler, needs reviving after a strenuous day - but possibly not with a strong drink.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 13 - Double Doughnut RescueSupertato almost quits being a superhero when he can't save two friends at the same time.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two SweatersHoward finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 4 - Sweet SorrowThe pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 10 - Go Jet Academy: HailstormThe Go Jetters join Ubercorn in the Go Jet Academy to try out a brand new click-on: the G.O. Vac, a super vacuum that can suck up bad weather.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 26 - Grand Stressed AutoDanger Mouse inherits the ancient but spritely MK3 car after the beloved MK4 gets jammed-up. But Penfold is suspicious when the MK3 is determined to have DM all to himself.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Heart Has Its ReasonsHaving dropped off Jenny at university in the East End, Bill and Ben find the van being looted by a group of pre-teen tearaways. They manage to catch one of the group, Declan, but are more moved than angry when he explains he has no parents.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 27 - Clash Of The Odd-EsyDanger Mouse arrives in ancient Greece and befriends Zeus who grants him godly powers.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 14 - Waffle Make And DoDoug and Waffle share fun memories as they make new neighbour Pepper a dog bed.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 7 - Chilli To The RescueChilli becomes Super Chilli as he tries to be a superhero just like Supertato.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dinmaker DivaDennis and the gang are fed up with dinner lady Olive's completely inedible school dinners. In their mission to 'drop the slop', they discover a poster of her past career as a singer. The gang ask her to join The Dinmakers - hoping she'll swap a life in the kitchen for fame. However, after unleashing Olive's inner diva, their new mission is how to get Olive back into the kitchen!
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 6Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 8 - Gory Greek MythsFrom the Trojan Horse, to Jason and his Argonauts going to find the Golden Fleece, and Zeus going on historical first dates as an ant, Horrible Histories presents mythical mayhem, Greek style!
Supertato
Series 2, Episode 2 - Grape Kids' Super CampSupertato shows the Grape Kids how to camp Supertato-style, but Evil Pea arrives and wows them with her ice camping. Before long, the Grape Kids need to be rescued by Supertato.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 8 - The March Of TimeWhen Lovejoy acquires an antique clock without any works, he discovers that the past and present honour of a regiment and a family are at stake.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 5 - German WeekMr. Rumbold devises a German theme week in the store. Unfortunately the entirely German goods go down like a lead balloon with customers, and he insists a more jovial Germanic atmosphere must be created.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 7 - Lost Tempers In SpaceDanger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse find themselves stranded on a far-flung planet inhabited by Fly People.
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 12 - Costume DramaA film crew stirs up a little too much excitement on the farm.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 1 - Rocky Eight And A HalfArthur uses all his persuasive powers to cajole a reluctant Terry into donning his boxing gloves once more. And Dirty Harry lives up to his name.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Christmas Special - Merry Entwistle And Jackson DaySanta, alias Smiler, needs reviving after a strenuous day - but possibly not with a strong drink.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two SweatersHoward finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 8 - Turnip Of TerrorSupertato and the Veggies are shocked when they meet a turnip in the deli counter.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 13 - Waffle's Doggy BuddiesAn old friend of Gramps, Mr Willow, brings along his two dogs to play with Waffle. Evie feels a bit left out until Waffle reassures her. The two new dogs escape into Mrs Hobbs's garden, so Waffle has to save the day.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Heart Has Its ReasonsHaving dropped off Jenny at university in the East End, Bill and Ben find the van being looted by a group of pre-teen tearaways. They manage to catch one of the group, Declan, but are more moved than angry when he explains he has no parents.
Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 8 - Sporting LifeWhen the vicar and Mrs Dingle decide to reopen the youth club, they enlist Terry's help to assemble a ping-pong table. The instructions should be idiot-proof, but whoever wrote them had not taken Terry into account.
As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 2 - Another ProposalJean is delighted to hear that daughter Judith has accepted Alistair's proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Penny and Stephen have some news of their own which may prevent them from attending the wedding.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dried Dates And CodfanglersCompo discovers - too late - that the little black ball he has just tossed into Seymour's pond is of great sentimental value to him - particularly relating to one Nora Batty. But Seymour is more interested in demonstrating his new voice-activated, electronic door-lock.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 4 - Sweet SorrowThe pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 4 - The Really Masculine PurseCompo can't believe his luck when Seymour personally selects him to road-test a revolutionary new concept of a gentleman's purse and, what is more, there will actually be real money provided. For once Compo willingly agrees to help...
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Desperate Drive Of Corporal JonesWhen the platoon go on an exercise, Jones and Godfrey make a mistake with the map reference and send half of the men to the wrong spot. The spot that Mainwaring goes to just happens to be the target for some 25-pounders.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 2Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Gabby Logan, Katherine Parkinson and Steve Backshall.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
Rob Beckett's Smart TV
Episode 5Anna Maxwell-Martin, Cush Jumbo and Romesh Ranganathan join regular Natasia Demetriou and captains Josh Widdicombe and Alison Hammond on the panel show celebrating the small screen.
Taskmaster
Series 17, Episode 1 - Grappling With My LifeJoanne McNally, John Robins, Nick Mohammed, Sophie Willan and Steve Pemberton are the formidable five hoping to pass the Taskmaster's muster with their attempts to hunt for patatas, hoopla a gorilla and hug a special friend.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Quiet Life
A silent comedy for the BBC Comedy Short Film strand, starring Luke Rollason.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mammy Rides AgainAgnes and Winnie gatecrash Maria's hen party, but realise that they have the wrong venue. Later, having invited Maria's snooty mother Mrs Nicholson to dinner, a nervous Agnes shores up her confidence with alcohol, but chaos ensues as the evening proceeds.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
Sliced
Series 2, Episode 1 - You Must Be Joshua?After the humiliation of being caught dressed as a dog at a council flat sex party, Joshua is trying to patch things up with Naomi. Unfortunately for him, it may be too late as Naomi has a new boyfriend. Meanwhile, Ricky gets mugged.
Big Mood
Episode 1 - UpMaggie goes back to her old school to give a talk. But she's not there to inspire the children with her not-so-illustrious playwrighting career; she wants to find out if hot history teacher Mr Wilson still fancies her. Eddie tags along for the ride, leaving Klent in charge of her bar, Wet Mouth. Maggie soon realises that she's bitten off more than she can chew, and Eddie begins to question Maggie's behaviour.
Ricky Gervais: Fame
The TV broadcast of Ricky Gervais' third stand up-show in which he focused on the 'weird world of fame'.
Sliced
Series 2, Episode 2 - 8 OuncesAfter visiting Scott in prison, Josh is scared he might be joining him after agreeing to deliver more than just pizzas. Mario tries to diversify the menu in new, much stupider directions.
Big Mood
Episode 2 - DownMaggie is experiencing a depressive episode, but it's also her 30th birthday - and Eddie isn't going to let it pass by uncelebrated. Eddie drags Maggie out for the night, surprising her with a party full of friends and family. Maggie is determined to escape, while Eddie struggles to contain a rat infestation...
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 6 - Mammy's MiracleAgnes Brown thinks everyone has gone mad. Father Quinn is losing his faith as fast as he loses parishioners. Newlyweds Dermot and Maria won't stop fighting. And Grandad has decided he'd like to witness his own funeral.
Wreck
Series 2, Episode 1 - Gay Miles Per HourJamie and Vivian are forced to take desperate measures as they fight to expose Velorum, setting their sights on the new wellness festival in Slovenia.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 21, Episode 4 - Paul Rudd, Mel B, Billie Piper, Leo Reich, Cat BurnsJonathan is joined by actor and comedian Paul Rudd, Mel B of the Spice Girls, actress Billie Piper and stand-up comedian Leo Reich, while singer-songwriter Cat Burns will be performing in the studio.
Scot Squad
Series 3, Episode 2It's access to all departments in this week's Scot Squad as the spoof comedy flashes the spotlight on the good guys banging up the baddies across the land.
Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 5 - Valentine'sTom and Jessie are presented with job opportunities that put a strain on their new relationship.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 9 - Stot Or PronkJanet's having a hard time remembering things now she's pregnant. Louise wants to stimulate their brains in the pub quiz. Kelly comperes the quiz and spends the evening making lewd comments about Gaz and Janet sleeping together. Janet's waters break.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Wreck
Series 2, Episode 2 - Did You Miss Me?A reunion separates Jamie from his friends and puts him in grave danger while the rest of the group get to grips with the eccentric festival.
Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 6 - PartySteve and Sarah's pre-wedding celebrations bring Tom back into Jessie's life. With Tom's imminent departure to the States, Jessie contemplates why they broke up.
Growing Up Scottish
Series 2, Episode 2 - Music/FoodSome of Scotland's favourite comedians look back at music and Scottish food.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 10 - Who's The Daddy?Donna and Gaz try to make each other jealous by talking about imaginary new partners. Donna ends up upsetting Gaz when she says he was crap in bed.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Taskmaster
Series 17, Episode 1 - Grappling With My LifeJoanne McNally, John Robins, Nick Mohammed, Sophie Willan and Steve Pemberton are the formidable five hoping to pass the Taskmaster's muster with their attempts to hunt for patatas, hoopla a gorilla and hug a special friend.
The Emily Atack Show
Series 3, Episode 4Sketches see Emily have a holiday fling, get up to no good in a public bathroom and more. Impressions feature Adele and Holly Willoughby, and Ruth Langsford is called into ITV HR for a telling off. Plus, on stage, Emily has stand-up about home life.
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 10Romesh Ranganathan hosts, with artist Grayson Perry and broadcaster Alice Levine joining regular team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Real ThingLovejoy decides to leave the district for a while after pulling one trick too many on his arch-rival, Gimbert. But a part-time job threatens to land him in bigger trouble.
Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 6It's the final leg of the duo's tour - and a homecoming. Ralf tries to conquer a childhood food fear at Bury Market - while Ricky brings his TV son to some favourite haunts in Liverpool.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 3, Episode 6Robert Webb, Jen Brister and Babatunde Aleshe look back on their teenage years, revealing who had creative ways of hurting their brothers and who loved Lambrini.
Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 4, Episode 6Host Jordan Stephens, team captains Maya Jama and Lady Leshurr and DJ Shortee Blitz are joined Axel Blake, Tiffany Calver, Harry Pinero and Yungen.
Quiet Life
A silent comedy for the BBC Comedy Short Film strand, starring Luke Rollason.
Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 5 - Valentine'sTom and Jessie are presented with job opportunities that put a strain on their new relationship.
Bless This House
Series 3, Episode 7 - Watch The BirdieMike's latest fad - a photography business run from the family's garage - doesn't enthuse Sid when it's first suggested. When Mike falls ill with a stream of customers at the door, however, the senior Abbott male is suddenly far more interested in the endeavour.
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 3 - 'Old De Front Page AgainThe siege continues, with no immediate end in sight and Bob's obstinance hindering all reason. Will it all end peacefully, and without a shot being fired?
Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 6 - PartySteve and Sarah's pre-wedding celebrations bring Tom back into Jessie's life. With Tom's imminent departure to the States, Jessie contemplates why they broke up.
The Wimbledon Poisoner
Episode 1Henry Farr, a Wimbledon solicitor, is desperate to rid himself of his wife. He settles on murder as his solution but, when the neighbours begin to drop dead at an alarming rate, Henry realises that killing people is not quite as straightforward as he first thought.
Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 3 - Blind SidedA courtroom drama causes Marley to try and be a better person, but showing emotion doesn't prove easy. Meanwhile a new ghost in town offers Adam, Michael and the Vicar a chance of a new life away from Marley.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 21, Episode 9Team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea are joined by guests Kerry Godliman, Georgia Toffolo, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Fin Taylor.
Wreck
Series 2, Episode 1 - Gay Miles Per HourJamie and Vivian are forced to take desperate measures as they fight to expose Velorum, setting their sights on the new wellness festival in Slovenia.
Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Art TeacherMarley and Adam go to war over her determination to find someone actually alive to love. Meanwhile, a surprise nude painting causes problems for the gang.
Al Murray: My Gaff, My Rules
TV broadcast of Al Murray's first live DVD, recorded at London's Playhouse Theatre in 2003.
Live At The Moth Club
Episode 4Ellen has to move the green room downstairs so it's accessible for headliner, Tim Renkow, but George hasn't got the memo. He's given the space to the bingo club. They try and share but tensions are high and it might just kick off. On stage tonight are host William Stone, Michael Odewale, Katy Wix, Ele Mckenzie and Tim Renkow.
Wreck
Series 2, Episode 2 - Did You Miss Me?A reunion separates Jamie from his friends and puts him in grave danger while the rest of the group get to grips with the eccentric festival.
The Wimbledon Poisoner
Episode 2The trail of dead bodies is leading relentless Detective Inspector Rush straight to hapless Henry Farr. Will he be unmasked or will justice take another peculiar turn?
The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 5 - That Lovely WeekendPearl and Samuel's 20th wedding anniversary is just a couple of days away and he's arranged a surprise second honeymoon trip to celebrate.
Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 4 - Is Pumping A Young Man's GameSara Pascoe and John Kearns, with captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, this week welcome the unruly bunch of Brian Conley, Harriet Kemsley, Bec Hill and Dr Ranj into the Comedy Central loft to play a selection of simple but beguiling guessing games.