Television
TV schedule Wednesday 27th March 2024
6:20am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 12 - Back In Good Old EnglandTerry's pleasure at seeing 'Oily' Wragg again is cut short by the appearance of some less friendly faces from the past.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 44 - Sir Danger De MouseThe Queen of Weevils returns and convinces DM he's a medieval knight in order to escape from a secure prison - can Penfold break the spell and prevent London becoming a medieval city?
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 10 - Prank WarsDennis discovers that Ralf the janitor is the legendary Prankmaster General and is told he could become his successor. Walter won't let this happen and challenges him to a prank battle to win Ralf's book of pranking - the infamous Prankypedia.
7:30am
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 2 - 'Old De Front PageNews breaks in the barbershop when Desmond and the regulars find themselves held hostage by a couple of young, gun-wielding thugs.
7:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Great Barrier Reef, AustraliaThe team dives into action as Glitch's treasure hunt endangers the Great Barrier Reef.
8am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
8:40am
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2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian JobAn exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.
9am
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Michael McIntyre's Easter Night At The Coliseum
Michael McIntyre hosts a special Easter entertainment extravaganza from London's Coliseum.
9am
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Paddington 2
Acclaimed film sequel. Paddington Bear finds himself incarcerated for a crime he did not commit.
9:20am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 4 - Cold StoreMrs. Slocombe and Mr. Lucas are sick, and rather than giving them the day off, the store decides to pair them up on the Ladies' counter and send Miss Brahms over to the Men's. Too bad that Mr. Lucas is faking it.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 7 - More About StretchingThe Twirlywoo Screen entertains with something long, green and stretchy, and the Quacky Birds are all of a flap.
10am
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 24 - The New RideThe Lady Mayoress is coming to open the park's new ghost train so Sooty and the gang are determined to impress. But when Richard's best suit is ruined and Sweep is put in charge of the banners, it's a race against time to get everything ready. With special guest star Ann Widdecombe.
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Christmas Special - A Short Blast Of Fred AstaireWill hypnosis calm the nerves of those taking part in the Christmas concert?
11am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 12 - Pea's Power SuitEvil Pea becomes more powerful than Supertato by wearing a giant powersuit.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Christmas Special - Variations On A Theme Of The Widow WinstanleyTruly tries to find an old classmate and deliver her to Clegg's doorstep.
12pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
12:20pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 9 - Seattle Space Needle, USAGlitch has attached huge rocket boosters to Grim HQ in an attempt to become the first Grandmaster in space.
12:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 25 - Twysted SisterWhen a teenage Squawk goes on the rampage, DM summons her Twistyverse counterpart to talk some sense into her. But he overlooks one vital thing - a twisty Squawk is an evil Squawk!
12:40pm
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2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian JobAn exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.
12:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 23 - The Scare Mouse ProjectColonel K spins a terrifying tale about the Headless Postman - an ancient and alarmingly scary apparition.
1:05pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 13 - Waffle Steals The ShowDoug, Ali and Mrs Hobbs all perform in the school show, but Evie nearly misses the finale.
1:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
1:20pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Baddie BeltEvil Pea swaps Supertato's Tato-Belt for her own evil Baddie-Belt.
1:25pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 2 - Dare DennisA bungled attempt at a stunt leads Dennis to accidentally become an internet star and Beanotown celebrity. But his moment of fame is short-lived and he is soon replaced by Walter's cat who can play the piano. Dennis has to stage the best stunt yet to gain back his audience.
2pm
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Michael McIntyre's Easter Night At The Coliseum
Michael McIntyre hosts a special Easter entertainment extravaganza from London's Coliseum.
2pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 5Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
2:20pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 7 - Radical RenaissanceLegendary artists Da Vinci and Michelangelo are the guides for a journey through one of history's most creative, and sometimes weirdest, periods.
2:35pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 1 - Wishing TreeSupertato must save the Lantern Festival when Evil Pea blows all the lanterns away.
2:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.
3pm
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Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Real ThingLovejoy decides to leave the district for a while after pulling one trick too many on his arch-rival, Gimbert. But a part-time job threatens to land him in bigger trouble.
3:20pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 4 - Cold StoreMrs. Slocombe and Mr. Lucas are sick, and rather than giving them the day off, the store decides to pair them up on the Ladies' counter and send Miss Brahms over to the Men's. Too bad that Mr. Lucas is faking it.
3:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 6 - Live And Let CryHaving put the Danger Babies through their paces, Professor Squawkencluck leaves it to Danger Mouse to settle them down with a nice soothing story.
3:30pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 18 - Sheep Sheep GooseA baby goose wants to live with the sheep but doesn't quite fit in.
3:40pm
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 13 - InTerry has to track down some tough Scots when Arthur lands himself in trouble with the police.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Christmas Special - A Short Blast Of Fred AstaireWill hypnosis calm the nerves of those taking part in the Christmas concert?
4:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Christmas Special - Variations On A Theme Of The Widow WinstanleyTruly tries to find an old classmate and deliver her to Clegg's doorstep.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 7 - Chilli To The RescueChilli becomes Super Chilli as he tries to be a superhero just like Supertato.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 12 - Waffle's Day OutAJ takes Evie and Anaya swimming, but Waffle must stay at home with Simon. Refusing to miss out on the fun, Waffle begins an adventure of his own and sets off to find Evie.
5:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Italian JobAn exchange student from Italy causes ructions in the Porter household. Bill's just about at the end of her teather, but there could be more at stake than she realises.
5:25pm
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Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 7 - Terry In CourtAfter an accident involving a refuse cart, Terry decides to defend himself in court. But his bumbling nature soon sees justice undone.
6pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 9, Episode 1 - You Can't Manufacture Happy Endings For EverybodySandy's boyfriend calls at the house to tell Sandy some important news, and Jean is desperate to know what it is. And Alistair cannot decide whether to concentrate on his work or love life.
6pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 1 - Why Does Norman Clegg Buy Ladies' Elastic Stockings?Arriving at Seymour's to find barriers and barbed wire,
Compo and Clegg realise that he must have invented something breathtakingly original: and so he has, but their initial interest is dimmed when the pedal-powered thing has to be road- and field-tested.
6:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 2 - The Heavily Reinforced BottomIn Seymour's opinion, what Compo urgently needs is some tough physical exercise to get himself back into peak condition, and there is no better way of achieving this than the ideal combination of Compo, a canal and a canoe.
7:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
8pm
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There's Something About Movies
Series 2, Episode 1Joining Alan and team captains Michael Sheen and Jennifer Saunders for a new bought of movie-flavoured trivia and challenges are star of Willow and Ewok Warwick Davis; looming star of Judge Romesh and Murder In Successville Tom Davis; and esteemed host of the infamous podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno, Alice Levine.
8pm
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Painting Birds With Jim And Nancy Moir
Series 1, Episode 4 - ScotlandJim and Nancy's search for the Golden Eagle has them facing hurricanes and rainbows on the remote Isle of Harris in the Outer Hebrides, where they also meet legendary musician Edwyn Collins.
8pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 1This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Danny Dyer, Jon Richardson, Joe Lycett and Moira Stuart.
8:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Easter Night At The Coliseum
Michael McIntyre hosts a special Easter entertainment extravaganza from London's Coliseum.
9pm
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Our Ladies
Comedy set in 1996, in which a group of Catholic schoolgirls use a choir competition as an opportunity to party.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
10pm
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Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
10pm
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Fantasy Football League
Series 2, Episode 8Matt Lucas and Elis James host the comedy chat show, with Phil Dunster and Danny Dyer joining to talk about the week in football and share their fantasy teams.
10pm
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Toast Of London
Series 3, Episode 6 - Global WarmingYou know what they say, "an actor cannot truly call himself an actor until he's performed at the Globe". That, and never work with animals.
10pm15 min
Mandy
Series 3, Episode 1 - Destination DundeeMandy often has her head in the clouds - normally a disadvantage for long-term success. But in her new role, it is absolutely essential.
10pm45 min
Wreck
Series 2, Episode 2 - Did You Miss Me?A reunion separates Jamie from his friends and puts him in grave danger while the rest of the group get to grips with the eccentric festival.
10:15pm15 min
Mandy
Series 3, Episode 2 - Get Mandy CarterAn unexpected visitor disturbs Mandy's precious me-time, sparking a series of events that leads her to a new job where she makes new friends - and even newer enemies.
10:30pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 6 - Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham, Phil WangMischievous regular Joe Lycett hosts, and introduces the brilliant Ivo Graham and uniquely eccentric Phil Wang to the stage.
10:45pm
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Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 1After hearing some upsetting news from her dad, Viva decides to leave home and live with her friends. Elsewhere on the estate, Amber is finding it very hard to dump her boyfriend, despite plenty of varied advice from Viva, Saz and Holli.
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 5 - H.As the series nears the halfway point, the five comic contestants grow ever more eager to lay their hands on the coveted Taskmaster trophy. Asim Chaudhry has fun with drain pipes, Tim Vine gets stuck in a tunnel and, dissatisfied with his charge's performance, Greg Davies gives Alex Horne a sharp telling off in front of everyone.
11:05pm
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Out Of Order
Episode 5Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Desiree Burch & Dan Tiernan.
11:10pm
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The Festival
Comedy about a group of friends at their first music festival.
11:15pm
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Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 2Amber's new boyfriend Ryan seems to have a mysterious secret, which the girls are determined to discover. Meanwhile, Holli's attempt to give her little brother a wonderful birthday present goes horribly wrong.
11:30pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Midnight
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Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 4, Episode 3Mel and her dishonourable assistant Lou Sanders are joined by Nish Kumar, Ruby Wax and Reuben Kaye. Nish spills the beans on his x-rated workplace behaviour, Ruby tells of her drug smuggling past and Reuben's NSFW pantomime pranks are revealed.
12:05am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 3, Episode 5Rachel Riley, Ahir Shah and Iain Stirling reflect on their teenage years, revealing which of them smashed a stained glass window and who can play Nirvana on the saxophone.
12:10am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
12:30am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 4, Episode 5Jordan Stephens hosts as Darren Harriott, Eddie Kadi, Yinka Bokinni and Nella Rose join captains Maya Jama and Lady Leshurr to compete in rap battles, dance-offs and hip-hop karaoke challenges.
12:40am
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Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 6 - To Sleep No MoreEven though it plays a beautiful tune, Lovejoy guesses the silver snuff-box is a fake. But is it the clue to a hidden store of valuable antiques?
12:45am
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Wreck
Series 2, Episode 2 - Did You Miss Me?A reunion separates Jamie from his friends and puts him in grave danger while the rest of the group get to grips with the eccentric festival.
12:50am
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Toast Of London
Series 3, Episode 6 - Global WarmingYou know what they say, "an actor cannot truly call himself an actor until he's performed at the Globe". That, and never work with animals.
1am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 1This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Danny Dyer, Jon Richardson, Joe Lycett and Moira Stuart.
1:05am
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Andy Parsons: Live & Unleashed But Naturally Cautious
Stand-up from the satirical comedian.
1:05am
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Brassic
Series 2, Episode 6 - Stealing A WeddingWhen a close friend gets engaged, Vinnie is determined to throw them the best wedding he can muster, and so decides to steal one.
1:15am
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Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 4, Episode 3 - Olly Murs and Motsi MabuseKeith chats to Olly Murs as the singer goes looking for a new fridge, then joins Strictly Come Dancing judge Motsi Mabuse while out shopping for handbags in Knightsbridge.
1:20am70 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 6 - Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham, Phil WangMischievous regular Joe Lycett hosts, and introduces the brilliant Ivo Graham and uniquely eccentric Phil Wang to the stage.
1:45am
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Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 4, Episode 4 - Josie Gibson and Melvin OdoomKeith does the big weekly shop in Asda with This Morning's Josie Gibson and goes in search of the perfect hot tub with BBC Radio 1's Melvin Odoom.
2am
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Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London
The culmination of Dara O'Briain's massive 2008 sell-out tour, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
2am
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Rob Beckett's Smart TV
Episode 5Anna Maxwell-Martin, Cush Jumbo and Romesh Ranganathan join regular Natasia Demetriou and captains Josh Widdicombe and Alison Hammond on the panel show celebrating the small screen.
2am
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Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 1After hearing some upsetting news from her dad, Viva decides to leave home and live with her friends. Elsewhere on the estate, Amber is finding it very hard to dump her boyfriend, despite plenty of varied advice from Viva, Saz and Holli.
2:10am
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Hypothetical
Series 4, Episode 7This week's guests are Ross Noble, Angela Barnes, Sunil Patel and Lou Sanders.
2:30am
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 2 - 'Old De Front PageNews breaks in the barbershop when Desmond and the regulars find themselves held hostage by a couple of young, gun-wielding thugs.
2:30am
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Some Girls
Series 1, Episode 2Amber's new boyfriend Ryan seems to have a mysterious secret, which the girls are determined to discover. Meanwhile, Holli's attempt to give her little brother a wonderful birthday present goes horribly wrong.
2:55am
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Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 2 - FitMarley's attempts to befriend her neighbours are disrupted by having to look after her wayward niece. Meanwhile, Adam, Michael and the Vicar have their own night out, which leads to courtroom drama.
2:55am
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Live At The Moth Club
Episode 3It's at least 25 years since George has had the electrics checked so it does look like a catastrophic accident waiting to happen. While George and Ellen muddle through, keeping lights switched off and asking the audience not to use the hand dryers, the rest of the gang must also get creative.
3am
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Wreck
Series 2, Episode 2 - Did You Miss Me?A reunion separates Jamie from his friends and puts him in grave danger while the rest of the group get to grips with the eccentric festival.
3:25am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Surprise For PorkpieMichael's marketing plans for the shop backfire a little and send Porkpie into hiding on his birthday. Gloria, Louise and Matthew are intent on raising his spirits.
5:15am
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Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 3 - Darren And The Funny One From FriendsSara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome guests Shaun Ryder, Nick Helm, Sindhu Vee and Melvin Odoom into the loft to play guessing games.