Television
TV schedule Saturday 23rd March 2024
Cotton Queen
The story of two feuding Lancashire mill owners who must work together to secure a major American contract.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 22 - Carrot The ChampionEvil Pea captures Supertato, but Carrot masters the ultimate flip kick and rescues her.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Statue of Liberty, USAGrandmaster Glitch makes the Statue of Liberty fall right into the path of a passing ferry. Go Jetters, Go!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Eiffel Tower, FranceIn France, Grandmaster Glitch breaks the Eiffel Tower when he uses it as a TV aerial. Can the Go Jetters fix it?
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 48 - Smarty PantsDennis is mega-excited to trial a pair of hi-tech Smarty Pants - underpants with all the capabilities of a smartphone. However, whenever he and the gang test the pants, Walter is always one step ahead of them.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 12 - Big PenfoldThe world is in jeopardy and the only thing that can save it is a 1,000ft Penfold.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 21 - AbracadabraShaun retrieves the Farmer's discarded magic set and puts on a magic show, but inadvertently makes members of the flock disappear.
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 4A fidget spinner, lightbulb, microwave and mobile phone are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 18 - Mickey PageWhen Steve Malek steals back Joe's Mickey Page football card from Frisbo, Joe decides Steve will be his new best friend.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 7 - Brothers And SistersA family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.
Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 3 - Super SheepTired of being pushed around by the pigs, Shaun transforms into a high-flying hero.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 29 - For Your Insides OnlyPenfold takes a trip inside Danger Mouse's body to save him from a deadly aversion to his own heroism.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dead LossSharon's mother-in-law dies and Chris is granted 24 hours compassionate leave from prison. Chris uses this to disappear. Sharon and Tony set about tracking him down.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 25 - Cavern CreaturesBelow the town hall, a mysterious species of oversized hamsters may or may not exist.
Dodo
Series 1, Episode 19 - Bad SportJoe Connolly is on a losing streak. With Sports Day fast approaching, he needs to avoid losing again at all costs.
2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 2 - When Saturday ComesWhen Tottenham Hotspur achieve an unexpected and much needed win, the Porter family, one of Ben's clients, Rona and Jenny's ex boyfriend Clive are dropped into a series of repeated Saturday rituals for the sake of luck.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pyramids of Giza, EgyptGlitch creates big trouble with a little pyramid when he and the Go Jetters visit Egypt.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Hand Of FateMr. Humphries has a hidden talent as a palm-reader, but are his predictions going to come true? With the possibility of promotions all-round, it seems quite likely.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 4, Episode 5Strictly's very own Anton Du Beke hands over his phone for Send To All, and Love Islanders Dani Dyer and Samira Mighty help surprise the latest Unexpected Star as the Theatre Royal is turned into a cinema. Gino D'Acampo gets a rude awakening when he becomes the first celebrity to play The Midnight Gameshow and there's music from pop superstar Cheryl.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 3 - Duet For Solo BicycleA squeak in the shop's bicycle is driving Granville round the bedn, but can it really be affecting his love-life?
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 4 - Je Regret NothingMiranda has been caring for her ill mother for five very long days. Trapped in her flat and being barked at by Penny, she is forced to think about her life regrets.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 1 - Tato Tower TakeoverEvil Pea takes over the Tato Tower HQ and uses Carrot's new security system to keep Supertato out. Supertato and Carrot work on a cunning ice cream plan to sneak back in.
Paddington
Family comedy about the eponymous bear found at a London train station by the Brown family.
Citizen Khan
Series 5, Christmas Special - A Khanderful LifeAn encounter with a mysterious heavenly passer-by shows Mr Khan how things might have been different and convinces him that, despite all its frustrations, his is a "Khanderful Life" after all.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 20 - The New PosterRichard is set to lose his job if business doesn't improve. Sooty and Sweep decide to make some new posters to advertise Slater's Holidays - but this means tricking Richard into having his photograph taken at the worst possible moment. What will the guests think of the disastrous results?
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 5 - Three Little WordsGary is preparing for the grand re-opening of the restaurant. Putting on his best chef whites, he has never looked so attractive to Miranda. Will Stevie persuade her to say what she feels? Or will Penny get in the way as she excitedly stalks her poster boy, Raymond Blanc?
Lovejoy
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Ian McShane comedy drama.
Flushed Away
When an uptown rat gets flushed down the toilet in his penthouse apartment, he ends up in the sewers of London.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of eight episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 21 - Rock And RollBitz and Bob are helping famous artist La Purl move a very large rock across the beach, as she needs it for a mysterious work of art.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 36 - The Blarney Stone, IrelandKyan has to use some smooth talking to save the tourists and protect Blarney Castle.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 1 - Paper BoysA small stain leads to big problems as Danny and Mick try to paper over their mistake.
Eddie The Eagle
Win or lose, always aim high. The story of Great Britain's first ski jumper to enter the Winter Olympics.
Still So Awkward
Special - Burke Hill TV: Something NewClaire profiles students Lily, Seb, Samson and Frankie, who share their first term expectations, experiences and invaluable lessons learned - not just in lectures but in life too!
So Awkward Academy
Episode 9 - Charity SingleMiss Marmaduke holds a charity single competition, and Cranmede's musicians discover they are not in tune.
Calendar Girls
Gentle comedy drama based on the true story of 11 ladies from Yorkshire who stripped off for a charity calendar.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 4, Episode 5Strictly's very own Anton Du Beke hands over his phone for Send To All, and Love Islanders Dani Dyer and Samira Mighty help surprise the latest Unexpected Star as the Theatre Royal is turned into a cinema. Gino D'Acampo gets a rude awakening when he becomes the first celebrity to play The Midnight Gameshow and there's music from pop superstar Cheryl.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
So Awkward Academy
Episode 10 - End Of TermLily and Claire go head-to-head to receive as many gifts as possible from the students, Maddy makes a shocking discovery, and Jeff Malone tries to reduce his wrinkles.
Supertato
Series 2, Episode 21 - Evil Pea's Veggie VisionEvil Pea is tricked by lots of Supertatoes who appear all over the supermarket.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CisternWhen the toilet breaks, Stan and the family are forced to rush next door to use Jack's facilities until they can arrange for a replacement.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
A selection of episodes from the third series of the angling comedy.
Miranda
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the eight and ninth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 4, Episode 4 - Rudd (Norfolk Broads)It is the start of the coarse fishing season and to celebrate Bob and Paul head to the Norfolk Broads to fish in some of East Anglia's most historic and celebrated waterways. They're there to try for rudd - but who knows what other species they might catch in these rivers, which are rich in flora and fauna?
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 3 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet and begins a series of courses designed to harden the soles. His demanding marches soon force the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
A League Of Their Own
European Road Trip 2, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe challenges may be over and the tightrope has been walked, but now it's all over, we relive the best japes, pranks and wind ups Jamie and Freddie got up to on their latest jaunt through the continent in this selection of the best of this series of challenges.
The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the third series of the hit sketch show.
Scot Squad
Series 3, Episode 1Street cops PC Jack McLaren and PC Sarah Fletcher make a revealing discovery when they respond to a pair of convivial naturists, hopeful that the evidence will reveal as much as the victims. Elsewhere, Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie once again proves he has a naked ambition to serve his community when he answers an unlikely distress call, leading to a stint of cleaning, washing and ironing.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the adult sitcom.
Detectorists
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Mackenzie Crook sitcom.
Gary: Tank Commander
Series 2, Episode 1 - CheckoutAfter Gary, Jacko, Charlie and Adam complete their latest tour of duty in Afghanistan and arrive at the aircraft hangar ready to go home, they find out that their flight has already left.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 21, Episode 4 - Paul Rudd, Mel B, Billie Piper, Leo Reich, Cat BurnsJonathan is joined by actor and comedian Paul Rudd, Mel B of the Spice Girls, actress Billie Piper and stand-up comedian Leo Reich, while singer-songwriter Cat Burns will be performing in the studio.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 4 - Superstar DJsRob and Romesh's next stop in their journey of discovery leads them into the hot and loud world of Superstar DJs.
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
Scottish Mussel
A repeat of this 2015 film.
Rob Beckett's Smart TV
Episode 4Comedy panel show celebrating the small screen, with Natasia Demetriou, Charlie Cooper, Chris Packham and Natalie Cassidy joining captains Josh Widdicombe and Alison Hammond.
At Home With Katherine Ryan
Episode 3 - Live For Now Or Live For The Future?On the search to help her family be more ecologically sustainable, Katherine meets activist mum Sophie who takes Katherine and Violet along to a protest against fossil fuels.
Boarders
A selection of episodes from the first series of the public school sitcom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 20 (Channel 4: Series 21), Episode 2Sean Lock and Paul Foot play against Jon Richardson and Angela Barnes while John Cooper Clarke joins Susie in Dictionary Corner.
Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 6It's the final leg of the duo's tour - and a homecoming. Ralf tries to conquer a childhood food fear at Bury Market - while Ricky brings his TV son to some favourite haunts in Liverpool.
Arena: Oooh ER Missus! The Frankie Howerd Story
Arts strand Arena takes a look at the life and work of comedian Frankie Howerd.
Confessions From A Holiday Camp
Comedy about life working at a holiday camp.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 19 (Channel 4: Series 20), Episode 1Jimmy Carr returns, with Sean Lock and Kerry Godliman taking on Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson. Mr Swallow, aka Nick Mohammed, joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Detectorists
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Mackenzie Crook sitcom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 21, Episode 8Rob Beckett and guest team captain Josh Widdicombe discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points. They're joined by guests Joe Swash, Harriet Kemsley, Dotty, and Suzi Ruffell.
Talking Comedy
Episode 7 - Frankie Howerd Talking ComedyTalking Comedy looks at the life and works of Frankie Howerd.
Bounty Hunters
Series 1, Episode 2Nina is scared for her family's safety and moves them into the Walker home.
Bless This House
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Sid James sitcom.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
Bounty Hunters
Series 1, Episode 3The stakes have been seriously raised and now Barnaby and Nina need half a million pounds. And they need it fast.
Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 5Sara Pascoe is joined by Ellie Taylor, Sophie Duker and Chris McCausland.
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 6Richard plans a skiing holiday, but with his mother ill and Audrey having put her back out, will he ever leave? He's just got to learn how to ski first!
Al Murray: My Gaff, My Rules
TV broadcast of Al Murray's first live DVD, recorded at London's Playhouse Theatre in 2003.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the adult sitcom.
Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 2, Episode 6Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Geoff Norcott, Fern Brady and Tez Ilyas who compete to deliver the best lecture.
Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 6It's the final leg of the duo's tour - and a homecoming. Ralf tries to conquer a childhood food fear at Bury Market - while Ricky brings his TV son to some favourite haunts in Liverpool.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 3, Episode 6 - Chub (Lower Wye, Herefordshire)The final episode of this series sees Bob and Paul return to the river Wye, Bob's favourite river, to fish for chub.
There's Something About Movies
Series 1, Episode 6Whose film knowledge is five-star and whose will end up on the cutting room floor? Alan Carr tests Alice Eve, Rafe Spall, Tom Davis and Guz Khan.
The Larkins
Series 1, Episode 2 - In Which The Larkins Woo Charley The Tax ManMariette has agreed to stay for the summer and with the arrival of Charley and Tom Fisher her heart is being pulled in many directions.
The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Family BusinessThe Fosters decide it's high time they put Samuel's electronic expertise to good use by starting their own repair business at home. Unfortuantely the council's tenancy rules prohibit such an endeavour in the flat.
Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 6Sarah Alexander and Brett Goldstein appear in The Virgin Queen narrated by Ellie Taylor. And Joe Lycett tells his version of the Battle of Trafalgar starring Anthony Head.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 2Ricky and Roxay forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 3Dion and Travis are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 12 - A Couple Of Floaters & An InklingSara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Fern Brady, Kerry Howard, Alfie Brown and Ria Lina into the attic to play an array of guessing games.
Out Of Order
Episode 4Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Ivo Graham & Emmanuel Sonubi.