Television
TV schedule Thursday 21st March 2024
6am
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The Larkins
Series 6, Episode 7 - Country StyleMuch against Alf and Osbert's wishes, Ada and Hetty drag them away for a fortnight's fresh air and relaxation in the countryside. None of the other three are wholly enamoured by the sound of Ada's booking, but when they arrive everyone's jaw hits the floor!
6:15am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Son Also RisesTerry is employed to look after the son of a crooked property tycoon whose shady past has caught up with him.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 9 - Supersize TimmyTimmy accidentally eats a tomato grown with Miracle-Grow fertilizer, and expands to become the King Kong of sheep. Shaun must keep the giant toddler out of sight while trying to figure out how to return him to normal size.
7:10am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 3 - Expansion PlansLooking to improve the shop's efficiency and profits, Michael hires a junior stylist. At first, Desmond doesn't take too kindly to what he sees as his "replacement" - but perhaps the young man isn't too bad, really.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 40 - All 5itIt's time for Danger Mouse to face the music when he goes undercover as the fifth member of Quark's mega-popular (but secretly evil) boy band.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Griller ThrillerDennis' ultimate hero, Grizzly Griller, plans on trekking to the source of the River Beano, broadcasting the treacherous path on live TV. Dennis introduces him to his pet hamster, Galahad - only to discover they are his biggest fear! Grizzly is so afraid that Dennis must disguise himself as his hero and go in his place!
7:35am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hello, Auntie SusuAuntie Doreen, Shirley's sister, flies in to visit the family. As she makes herself a little too comfortable, her larger-than-life demeanour causes friction.
7:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
8am
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My Hero
Series 4, Episode 10 - Time And Time AgainGroundhog Day meets Back To The Future as George and Arnie travel back in time to stop seven-year-old Janet from breaking her arm in a tree-climbing accident. Unfortunately their interference in the space-time continuum has catastrophic consequences in the future/present.
8:35am
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Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 3 - Foul FootballIn honour of the Women's World Cup, legendary Lioness Jill Scott is joined by Rattus for a journey through the history of the beautiful game.
8:40am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 6 - More Questions Than AnswersLlewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.
9:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 1 - Perfect DayIt's a perfect day in the Porter house. Jenny and David are at each others' necks, Rona's got the shopping wildly wrong, and Ben's finally sold the impractical 1950s Chevvy. And quite soon, nobody's speaking to anyone else.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 3 - More About Up And DownThe Robot visits the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat. The Twirlywoos take turns to turn the Robot's key which causes the Robot to shoot up and down, taking Chickedy and Chick with it!
9:40am
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 9 - Mobile WarsLauren's new smartphone is driving everyone mad. But when Mike finally confiscates it, it goes missing and turns up in Millie's room. She's accused of stealing it, but although she knows she's innocent, she needs to prove it. Dad has to look after Fran and Jake, and he gives them a bit too much freedom to explore their creativity.
10am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hoorah For The HolidaysAs the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 18 - Who's A Clever Bird?Richard has booked a circus to entertain the guests but it hasn't arrived, so Sooty asks the owner of the bird garden to save the day with his clever budgies.
10:40am
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
11am
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The Man In The White Suit
Classic Ealing comedy starring Alec Guinness. Sidney Stratton invents a fibre that never gets dirty and never wears out, but it causes him problems.
11am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 8 - Turnip Of TerrorSupertato and the Veggies are shocked when they meet a turnip in the deli counter.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Extra! Extra!Vampires, witches, and other ghostly figures begin to appear all over town yet nobody bats an eyelid.
12:10pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 5 - Go Jet Academy: Artificial ReefKyan, Lars and Foz pick up litter on the Academy beach after a storm, while Xuli dives down to check the coral reef. She spots something in the murky depths: a huge rusty submarine lies across the reef, and the moustache on the bow means it must belong to Grandmaster Glitch. What's worse, it's leaking oil!
12:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 6 - More Questions Than AnswersLlewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.
12:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 16 - There's Something About ScarlettMoments after landing himself a date with Scarlett Johamster, Danger Mouse and the Professor pounce on Penfold with conflicting advice on how to woo his new world-famous love interest.
12:35pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 17 - Groundmouse DayPenfold and Danger Mouse are testing the security system at the British Cheese Museum when a temporal glitch strikes and the pair discover the museum's prized pink parmesan has somehow vanished.
1pm
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2point4 Children
Series 7, Episode 1 - Perfect DayIt's a perfect day in the Porter house. Jenny and David are at each others' necks, Rona's got the shopping wildly wrong, and Ben's finally sold the impractical 1950s Chevvy. And quite soon, nobody's speaking to anyone else.
1pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 9 - Waffle's Dog FamilyWaffle feels left out of the Brooklyn-Bells' fun, so he sets off to find his doggy family.
1:10pm
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Miranda
Comic romantic adventure. After saving a newly-married doctor on a fishing holiday, mermaid Miranda convinces him to take her to see London.
1:10pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 2 - Evil Pea's Big FreezeEvil Pea freezes the Veggies so she can take over the whole supermarket. Chilli's heat unfreezes Supertato, who then races on lolly-stick skis to thwart Evil Pea and save the day.
1:15pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 50 - Eventful TentaclesAn order mix-up leads to a delivery of hyperactive tentacles at Bash Street School. However, no-one wants the duty of looking after the pesky things, and attempts to duck out of the tentacle-care duties lead to chaos.
1:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
2pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2:10pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Other Day The Earth Stood StillOnly Danger Mouse can save the world from chaos when the Baron stops the world spinning with a plague of traffic lights.
2:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 11 - A. Wilson (Manager)?Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.
2:30pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 23 - Wonder PeaEvil Pea tricks Supertato by pretending to be his sidekick and captures him instead.
3pm
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Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 4 - Is Pumping A Young Man's GameSara Pascoe and John Kearns, with captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, this week welcome the unruly bunch of Brian Conley, Harriet Kemsley, Bec Hill and Dr Ranj into the Comedy Central loft to play a selection of simple but beguiling guessing games.
3pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 3 - SpringSpring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.
3:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Admirable PenfoldThe greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.
3:30pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 14 - Pond LifeOn a hot day, the gang heads to the pond - only to find it's full of garbage!
3:45pm
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 9 - Why Pay TaxNo job is routine - and when Barry the Bookie loses his money, Terry loses his heart.
4pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hoorah For The HolidaysAs the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.
4:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Extra! Extra!Vampires, witches, and other ghostly figures begin to appear all over town yet nobody bats an eyelid.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cheese MoonIt's a space race as Supertato helps Carrot fly her baguette rocket to become the first Veggie on the cheese moon, but halfway there Evil Pea makes them crash land.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 9 - Waffle And The Good DogThe Essam family visit the Brooklyn-Bells. Jess hopes their well-behaved dog, Baxter, will teach Waffle how to be good, but Waffle has other ideas...
5:20pm
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Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 2 - Unfaithfully YoursTerry and June decide to take action when Lola the office vamp turns her attention to Sir Dennis, eclipsing the less glamorous, but devoted, Miss Fennel.
5:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
6pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 3 - The BathroomWhen Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath, Jean thinks it is time the house had another bathroom.
6pm25 min
So Awkward Academy
Documentary - Behind The ScenesCleo and the cast take a backstage tour of So Awkward Academy! Featuring new sets, top gossip, daft interviews and a mad quiz.
6:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Arts Of ConcealmentFoggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 11 - A. Wilson (Manager)?Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - The Loxley LozengeA previous experience with Wesley Pegden and his home-made racing car should have been warning enough. But when Compo, Clegg and Foggy learn that the chap needs expert assistance with what can only be described as a once-in-a-lifetime discovery, how could they refuse?
7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 12 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
8pm
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Morecambe & Wise: Fools Rush In
Edition of the arts documentary strand Omnibus charting the creation of a single episode of The Morecambe & Wise Show.
8:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 6David Mitchell and guest team captain Greg Davies are joined by Gareth Malone OBE, Amanda Abbington, Richard Osman, and Phill Jupitus.
8:50pm
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Eric & Ernie
Episode 1 - Eric & ErnieSingle drama telling the story of Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise's formative years, from child stars to national treasures.
9pm45 min
Rob Beckett's Smart TV
Episode 4Comedy panel show celebrating the small screen, with Natasia Demetriou, Charlie Cooper, Chris Packham and Natalie Cassidy joining captains Josh Widdicombe and Alison Hammond.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
10pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
A selection of episodes from the fifth series.
10pm
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Toast Of London
Series 3, Episode 2 - Beauty CallsToast's flatmate Ed is dating Penvelope, a former beauty queen, and finalist from the famous international beauty contest for women they used to have in the 70s.
10pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
10:15pm
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Ricky Gervais Live: Animals
Feature-length film by Ricky Gervais, shot during his first ever stand-up tour. The programme features his performance and backstage footage.
10:30pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.
10:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
11pm
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Scot Squad
Series 3, Episode 1Street cops PC Jack McLaren and PC Sarah Fletcher make a revealing discovery when they respond to a pair of convivial naturists, hopeful that the evidence will reveal as much as the victims. Elsewhere, Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie once again proves he has a naked ambition to serve his community when he answers an unlikely distress call, leading to a stint of cleaning, washing and ironing.
11:10pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 6 - Mammy Swings!Wedding plans are in full swing as Rory and Dino prepare for their big day. With celebrity wedding planner La La Doggy on board, it looks set to be the wedding extravaganza of the year. But is it really what anybody wants?
11:20pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 7 - CrabIt's the morning of Janet and Jonny's wedding but unfortunately the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen. Donna worries that Janet has done a runner. She decides that in order to find them her only option is to call the man she despises... Gaz.
11:30pm
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Growing Up Scottish
Series 2, Episode 1 - Friendship/HomeSome of Scotland's favourite comedians uncover the quirks of friendship and Scotland's homes.
11:35pm
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Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 3 - HousewarmingTom hosts a New Year's housewarming party. An unexpected visit from Vinay wreaks havoc, as Tom tries to stop his drunk brother from meeting his new girlfriend.
11:40pm
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Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 4, Episode 2Nabil Abdulrashid, Paul Chowdhry, Adjani Salmon and Sarah Keyworth join team leaders Chizzy Akudolu and Eddie Kadi to answer questions about black history.
11:50pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
Midnight
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 8 - FatGaz is unable to get over losing Donna, and has been consoling himself by constant eating... and he's put on 15 stone! He's mortified when he bumps into Donna and she can't believe the size of him.
Midnight
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Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 4 - FuneralTom is away filming and struggles to connect with Jessie. Jessie attends a funeral that brings a ghost from the past back into her life.
12:20am
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Boarders
Episode 5Tensions arise during the school's infamous Carruthers Challenge, but the real danger begins when Carol calls the police after discovering Toby's 'drugs'.
12:30am
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The Emily Atack Show
Series 3, Episode 3Emily takes a comedic look at wellness, with sketches seeing her getting up to mischief at the clinic and misunderstanding cheat day. Plus, impressions of Billie Eilish and Adele.
12:35am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 7Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts the satirical quiz, with guests Joan Bakewell and Fin Taylor joining regular team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
12:45am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 3, Episode 2Jools Holland, Suzi Ruffell and Vick Hope recall their teenage years, with one revealing they did not have a bath for a year and another that they made up songs about David Beckham.
12:50am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
1:05am
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Boarders
Episode 6A rebellion brews as Bernard cracks down to make sure the fundraiser runs smoothly. Jaheim is made an offer he can't refuse and must decide where his loyalties lie.
1:15am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 4, Episode 4Jordan Stephens hosts the music contest, with Oti Mabuse, Kojey Radical and Snoochie Shy joining Maya Jama and Lady Leshurr in rap battles, dance-offs and karaoke challenges.
1:30am
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Toast Of London
Series 3, Episode 2 - Beauty CallsToast's flatmate Ed is dating Penvelope, a former beauty queen, and finalist from the famous international beauty contest for women they used to have in the 70s.
1:45am
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Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Home Truths
Stand-up from the Welsh comic's 2022 tour.
2am
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Fantasy Football League
Series 2, Episode 8Matt Lucas and Elis James host the comedy chat show, with Phil Dunster and Danny Dyer joining to talk about the week in football and share their fantasy teams.
2am
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.
2am
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Hypothetical
Series 4, Episode 3This week's guests are Bill Bailey, Jo Brand, Harriet Kemsley and Darren Harriott.
2:45am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hello, Auntie SusuAuntie Doreen, Shirley's sister, flies in to visit the family. As she makes herself a little too comfortable, her larger-than-life demeanour causes friction.
2:50am
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Starstruck
Series 2, Episode 4 - FuneralTom is away filming and struggles to connect with Jessie. Jessie attends a funeral that brings a ghost from the past back into her life.
3am
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Dara O Briain: Voice Of Reason
Highlights from comedian Dara O Briain's 2019 stand-up show.
3am
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Barry Humphries: The Last Laugh
A tribute to Dame Edna Everage star Barry Humphries.
3:10am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 4 - Take Your PartnersSonny's fallen in love with his latest girlfriend and announces their intention to marry. But when neither of their sets of parents are supportive, the pair elope.
3:10am
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Boarders
Episode 6A rebellion brews as Bernard cracks down to make sure the fundraiser runs smoothly. Jaheim is made an offer he can't refuse and must decide where his loyalties lie.
3:35am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 3 - Give A Little WhistleAfter an awful morning with far too many jobs on her plate and demands from the family, Pearl goes to work in a foul mood. A pleasant meal with her boss, however, soon turns the day around.