Television
TV schedule Monday 18th March 2024
6am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 1Ed Balls plays Celebrity Send to All, and there is music from chart sensation Emeli Sandé and stand-up comedy from rising star Joe Lycett. Michael plays the Midnight Game Show and performs some of his own unmissable new comedy material, and one unsuspecting member of the public gets the surprise of their life when they become the 'Unexpected Star of the Show'.
6:15am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 5 - DreamhouseTerry finally gets the chance to taste the high life when he has to mind a singing star's dream home. Arthur, as usual, has other ideas.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 6 - Who's The Caddy?The farmer comes across his old golf clubs and decides to knock a few balls around, instantly putting his back out in the process. Shaun takes the opportunity to learn how to play, while Bitzer is forced to tend to his injured master inside the house.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 37 - Danger Is ForeverDanger Mouse takes on Greenback - but as a geriatric (or elderly) mouse, after the Baron speeds up the rotation of Earth, making everyone and thing 1,000 years older! Can DM pull out all the stops and restore the world?
7:20am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 13 - The House GuestIs the flat haunted? After some odd bumps in the night, Sonny certainly thinks so. Vilma arranges for one of their neighbours, Mrs. Pugh, a medium, to talk to them...
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dinmaker DivaDennis and the gang are fed up with dinner lady Olive's completely inedible school dinners. In their mission to 'drop the slop', they discover a poster of her past career as a singer. The gang ask her to join The Dinmakers - hoping she'll swap a life in the kitchen for fame. However, after unleashing Olive's inner diva, their new mission is how to get Olive back into the kitchen!
7:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 31 - Loch Ness, ScotlandThe Go Jetters visit Loch Ness in Scotland. But when Glitch arrives, things soon go from Nessie to messy.
7:50am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 1 - The French LessonShirley takes up French lessons at a night school, and Desmond fears that her teacher is becoming too fond of her. Meanwhile, Louise and Gloria are interested in finding 'male order' men.
8am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 2Danny Dyer hands over his phone in celebrity Send To All, music from Clean Bandit, stand-up comedy from Russell Kane, and a very special appearance from Gary Barlow.
8:20am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
8:35am
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Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 10 - Bewitching BooksComedian and children's author Rosie Jones is here to help Rattus choose his World Book Day outfit, and discover the gory details behind some favourite children's books!
9am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 3Premier League legend Alan Shearer hands over his phone in Celebrity Send To All.
9am
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My Hero
Series 4, Episode 8 - The ConsultantArnie turns consultant when the Ultron Council sends him to check up on Thermoman's performance. Arnie conducts a Time and Motion study on George and demands that Thermoman be fully accountable for his actions.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 30 - PullingThe Twirlywoos watch a carpenter at work. They see her measuring wood with a tape measure.
9:40am
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Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Cold ComfortIt may be the coldest day in memory, but in the midst of a fuel crisis the store's heating has been turned off. To avoid freezing, each of the staff devises their own illicit methods of heat generation.
9:40am
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 6 - Moving DayMillie has to give up her room and share with Lauren, who is not happy about it. She goes over to her dad's - only to find midwife Amber has brought a patient home with her. Craig and Millie square off over territory and house rules, while Lauren finds out there is more to life than wardrobe space.
10:20am
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Children's PartyIt's the grand opening of Slater's Children's Club and Sooty, Sweep and Soo are helping Richard organise a party.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 10 - Stop That Castle!With the annual gala parade in the skilful hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg, how could anything go wrong?
11am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 5 - Operation JewelEvil Pea steals Tomato's precious jewel. Supertato ventures to get it back by secretly lifting the jewel from Evil Pea's crown and defeating a crowd of rampaging Mini Peas.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Christmas Special - Welcome To EarthCompo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?
12:10pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Matterhorn, Italy And SwitzerlandIn this episode, Glitch gets into a mountain of trouble as the Go Jetters attempt to climb the Matterhorn.
12:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
12:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 10 - Thanksgiving SinnerDanger Mouse and Penfold receive a crash course in the customs of America's oldest holiday when they cover for Jeopardy Mouse as she takes time off for Thanksgiving.
12:35pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 11 - Big Trouble In Little ClowntownWhen Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.
1pm
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My Hero
Series 4, Episode 8 - The ConsultantArnie turns consultant when the Ultron Council sends him to check up on Thermoman's performance. Arnie conducts a Time and Motion study on George and demands that Thermoman be fully accountable for his actions.
1pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 6 - Waffle The PupilWaffle must impress on his first day as a trial school pupil but struggles to hold a pen.
1:10pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 25 - Waltzing PotatoEvil Pea plans to freeze Supertato into an ice cube by pretending to teach him to dance.
1:15pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 47 - Be More DogDennis can't get Grizzly's new animal training method to work on wilful Gnasher. However, when they realise that Gnasher can use the method to get humans to obey him instead, they exploit this new power to the max.
1:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
2pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 6, Episode 8Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2:10pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 6 - Big Head AwakensDM must save his reputation and the world when Squawkencluck's artificially intelligent defence super computer goes despotically insane!
2:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one with the new arrival claiming that Jones left him in the desert to die. It is down to Jones to unearth the truth.
2:35pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 20 - Dino DangerA toy dinosaur rampages through the supermarket and scares the Grape Kids. Carrot and Supertato work out that it's controlled by a remote control and try to get the dinosaur back in its box.
2:55pm
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Hobson's Choice
Screen adaptation of Harold Brighouse's classic Lancashire comedy.
3pm
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Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 1 - Sausage FingersJason Manford, Miles Jupp, Henning Wehn and Maisie Adam return to the Comedy Central loft.
3pm
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Hamish Macbeth
Series 3, Episode 8 - Destiny (Part 2)Concluding the two-part finale to the series. Kenneth and Ava have stolen the Stone of Destiny and TV John is missing.
3pm
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Dad's Army
Christmas Special - The Love Of Three OrangesAfter an unpleasant incident involving wet bath enamel, Elizabeth Mainwaring is in a particularly bad mood. As the parish council hosts a bazaar in aid of troop comforts, George has his sights set on an orange to placate her.
3:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 49 - MousefallDanger Mouse faces his toughest challenge ever as a mysterious super-villain releases all the villains from Arkwright and plots the end of our hero.
3:30pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 2 - Get Your GoatThe goat gobbles his way deep into the corn field - at the worst possible time!
3:40pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Cold ComfortIt may be the coldest day in memory, but in the midst of a fuel crisis the store's heating has been turned off. To avoid freezing, each of the staff devises their own illicit methods of heat generation.
3:40pm
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 6 - Another Bride, Another GroomThe shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 10 - Stop That Castle!With the annual gala parade in the skilful hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg, how could anything go wrong?
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 26 - Broccoli's Movie NightBroccoli screens Supertato: The Movie, but Evil Pea has plans to change the story.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Christmas Special - Welcome To EarthCompo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 6 - Waffle's Paint DisasterThe Brooklyn-Bells decorate Doug's bedroom. Waffle tries to help but causes a green paint disaster and escapes into Mrs Hobbs' house next door.
5:20pm
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Terry & June
Series 7, Episode 5 - Pardon My DustTerry receives news that a relative has passed away at the age of 96. It's quite a trip across country, but they can't not attend the funeral.
5:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
6pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 7 - The ProposalSandy is still refusing to talk to Harry so Jean tries to find a way to patch things up. Things are very different for Judy when Alistair proposes!
6:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 6, Episode 7 - From Wellies To Wet SuitWhen Compo expresses a desire to explore the wonders of the deep, Foggy and Clegg, knowing his normal natural aversion to water, are so impressed that they readily sponsor his purchase of one slightly used frogman suit.
7pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one with the new arrival claiming that Jones left him in the desert to die. It is down to Jones to unearth the truth.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Frozen Turkey ManCompo convinces a barmaid that Foggy is an eccentric millionaire.
7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 9 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
8:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 3Regular team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Mel Giedroyc, Adil Ray and Kian Egan.
9pm60 min
Out Of Order
Episode 4Out Of Order is a game show all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Ivo Graham & Emmanuel Sonubi.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
10pm
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Al Murray: The Only Way Is Epic
The Pub Landlord returns to the theatres of Britain with his own plan to rescue the economy and the future of the country.
10pm
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Hold The Front Page
Series 1, Episode 5 - Northamptonshire TelegraphNish and Josh work for the Northamptonshire Telegraph, covering downhill skiing, extreme fishing and Brexit's impact on fireworks.
10pm
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Toast Of London
Series 2, Episode 5 - Buried Alive!When Jane promises Toast a major role in a big budget movie to be shot in Britain, he is hugely excited. But when his American superstar co-star, Max Gland, has an accident on set, Toast finds that his own role, playing a villainous rival, has terrifying consequences. Meanwhile, Toast's ex-wife, Ellen, has become engaged to Stirling Porrich, a wealthy Devon crisp manufacturer. Toast is determined to stop the wedding at all costs.
10pm
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Alma's Not Normal
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Richard GereAlma is finally making some money by embracing her role as Ruby when she meets Phil. He's a client who is handsome and sophisticated, but is he too good to be true?
10pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series P, Episode 5 - Public & PrivateWith Victoria Coren Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Bridget Christie.
10:30pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 5 - Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Rich HallJack Whitehall is joined by Katherine Ryan and Rich Hall.
10:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 9Labour MP Jess Phillips guest presents this episode: her 5th appearance on the programme, but first time in the host's chair. Joining her on the panel are mathematician and author Hannah Fry and comedian Jon Richardson.
11pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 4, Episode 12Sarah Callaghan, Josh Jones and Naga Munchetty reflect on their teenage years, with one loving New Kids on the Block and another obsessed with firelighters.
11pm
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Rob Beckett's Smart TV
Episode 3Guests Natasia Demetriou, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Roman Kemp and David Morrissey join team captains Josh Widdicombe and Alison Hammond.
11pm
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Raiders Of The Lost Archive
Series 1, Episode 5 - HobbiesFrom sports to keeping pigeon, some of Scotland's funniest minds raid the BBC archives to explore our favourite hobbies.
11pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 3Regular team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Mel Giedroyc, Adil Ray and Kian Egan.
11:30pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
11:30pm
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Growing Up Scottish
Series 1, Episode 4 - Work & PartyComedians remember their first jobs, and talk about how and where to have a party.
11:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 9Labour MP Jess Phillips guest presents this episode: her 5th appearance on the programme, but first time in the host's chair. Joining her on the panel are mathematician and author Hannah Fry and comedian Jon Richardson.
11:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 5Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Steph McGovern and panellists Miles Jupp and Baroness Warsi.
11:45pm
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Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 4, Episode 3Desiree Burch, Nick Helm, Tez Ilyas and Sikisa join team leaders Chizzy Akudolu and Eddie Kadi to answer questions about black history. Jimmy Akingbola hosts.
12:25am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 3 - Rembrandt Doesn't Live Here AnymoreA chance meeting in a club which Terry is minding takes Arthur into the world of fine art as he sees an opportunity to make some money by selling forgeries.
12:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 3 - Tom Allen At The Comedy StoreTom Allen is at the prestigious Comedy Store in London hosting a night of riotous comedy with the hilarious Tez Ilyas, the brilliant Kiri Pritchard-McLean and the fabulous Tom Lucy.
12:30am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
12:30am
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The Emily Atack Show
Series 3, Episode 2Sketches include Emily going on the pull in the Bridgerton era, trying to run a hospital as Gemma Collins and putting on a heart-stopping performance for a sexy neighbour. Plus, impressions of Adele and Holly Willoughby, and stand-up about Emily's favourite topic of showing off.
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 6Actor and comedian Richard Ayoade hosts the satirical quiz, inviting comedian Roisin Conaty and writer & director Armando Iannucci to join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton as they look at the US election.
12:40am
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Things You Should Have Done
Episode 5 - Do Something For Someone/AnyoneChi organises a family camping holiday to help Karen relax, since she was 'diagnosed uptight' and told she's unlikely to get pregnant if she doesn't lower her blood pressure.
1am
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Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
1:05am
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Things You Should Have Done
Episode 6 - Get Out Of KentChi looks to start a new life with Michelle in Spain, finally accepting (kind of) that she's a burden to her auntie Karen.
1:10am
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Toast Of London
Series 2, Episode 5 - Buried Alive!When Jane promises Toast a major role in a big budget movie to be shot in Britain, he is hugely excited. But when his American superstar co-star, Max Gland, has an accident on set, Toast finds that his own role, playing a villainous rival, has terrifying consequences. Meanwhile, Toast's ex-wife, Ellen, has become engaged to Stirling Porrich, a wealthy Devon crisp manufacturer. Toast is determined to stop the wedding at all costs.
1:15am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 4, Episode 1Jordan Stephens returns with the music contest in which teams captained by Maya Jama and Lady Leshurr compete in rap battles, dance-offs and hip-hop karaoke challenges, with Big Narstie, Melvin Odoom and Thanyia Moore taking part in the opening edition.
1:35am
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1:45am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 5 - Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan, Rich HallJack Whitehall is joined by Katherine Ryan and Rich Hall.
2:05am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 9 - Low StandardsTonight's episode of the Stewart Lee-curated stand-up show features Simon Munnery, Stephen Carlin, Hattie Hayridge, plus performance poet Paul Hamilton and some dancing from Gráinne Maguire.
2:20am
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Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 3, Episode 8Mel and Lou are joined by Olga Koch, Jonathan Ross and Slim.
2:35am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 10 - Niche ComedySatirist Andy Zaltzman is joined on tonight's line up by Alan Parker, Liam Mullone, Simon Munnery, Tony Law, Hattie Hayridge, and glasses wearing John Hegley. Backstage interviews from Stewart Lee.
2:45am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 1 - The French LessonShirley takes up French lessons at a night school, and Desmond fears that her teacher is becoming too fond of her. Meanwhile, Louise and Gloria are interested in finding 'male order' men.
3:10am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 1 - The NudeSonny is commissioned by an attractive new neighbour to paint a nude portrait of her as a gift for her husband's upcoming birthday.
3:35am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Benjamin's RebellionRebellious Benjamin Foster is sent home from school for being insolent.
5:15am
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Guessable?
Series 2, Episode 10Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Maisie Adam, Bobby Mair, Richard Madeley and Zoe Lyons to the show.