Television
TV schedule Friday 1st March 2024
6am32 min
The Completely Made-Up Adventures Of Dick Turpin
Episode 1 - A Legend Is Born (Sort Of)Destiny calls when butcher's assistant Dick Turpin befriends a gang of outlaws and steps into the swashbuckling spotlight.
6am33 min
The Completely Made-Up Adventures Of Dick Turpin
Episode 2 - The Unrobbable CoachIn a bid to prove himself to the highwaymen, Dick vows to rob a cursed stagecoach...and faces the consequences. Nell explores a new opportunity.
6:30am
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The Huggetts Abroad
A feel-good comedy road movie in which the Huggetts family drive towards a new life in South Africa by truck.
6:30am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Nice Little WineThings turn sour for Arthur when his bargain wine supplier is mugged and he becomes the prime suspect.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 31 - Tidy UpBitzer begins to regret having tried to get the sheep to clean up the yard.
7:10am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Buy Now Pay LaterThe Foster family finances are already over-stretched. But when blind door-to-door salesman Andrew Henderson offers them the 'History of the Black People' in 10 volumes, they are sorely tempted.
7:10am
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Outsiders
Series 3, Episode 6David Mitchell challenges the Outsiders to make dummy David fly as far as possible, before forming their own political parties.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Hamster EffectBrunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 44 - School of LifeMiss Mistry arranges to tag along with Dennis and the gang after school.
7:35am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 10 - The WindfallSamuel discovers a paper bag full of thousands of pounds, apparently dumped after a local supermarket robbery. The community is incensed at his decision to return £12,000 to the shop - but he's not so bothered.
7:35am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?
8am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
8:35am
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The Comedy Bus
A selection of three episodes.
8:35am
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 6Special guest stars Al Murray and The League Of Gentlemen's Reece Shearsmith, Mark Gatiss and Steve Pemberton join the Horrible Histories cast today for more fascinating facts, mirthful music and gruesome gags.
8:40am
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My Hero
Series 3, Episode 7 - Little Green ManJanet thinks George is taking her for granted. After all, most husbands would react rather badly after discovering their wife in a compromising position with the handy man...George's response is merely 'Why should I be jealous of a human when I can do it 15 times a night?' But it's not long before George succumbs to jealousy.
9:20am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Perils Of PeggyClive decides after a trip to Dempster Hall that Gladys is really the girl for him. However she has other ideas. But Peggy becomes the scapegoat in Ted's plan to make Clive look heroic and win back Gladys's heart.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 19 - BalancingThe Twirlywoos are at a gym hall where they watch a gymnast practicing a routine on a balance beam.
9:45am
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Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 11 - Safe CrackersA special visit from the mayor means that his chains need putting away safely, while he goes for a swim. As head of security, Mick locks them in Joy's safe, but due to his forgetfulness, Danny and Mick now need to work out another way to retrieve them before the mayor returns!
10am
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 3, Episode 5 - Jurassic LarkSooty's time machine accidentally transports the gang back to the land of the dinosaurs.
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 7 - The Empire That Foggy Nearly BuiltFoggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.
11am
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Dad's Army
Feature-length film version of the classic sitcom about the Home Guard unit of a small seaside town.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 8 - The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier ImpressionCompo realises that he must become a celebrity if he is going to impress Nora Batty.
12pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
12:15pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 42 - Waitomo Glowworm Caves, New ZealandIt's Go Jetters glow when Glitch uses some glow worms for his disco pizzazz in New Zealand.
12:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 38 - Very Important PenfoldPenfold becomes a fully-fledged celebrity after an act of heroism saving Scarlett Johamster on Help I'm A Hamster in the Jungle puts him in the spotlight, although DM suspects that all is not what it seems.
12:35pm
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Warn That Man
A repeat of this 1943 film.
12:40pm
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My Hero
Series 3, Episode 7 - Little Green ManJanet thinks George is taking her for granted. After all, most husbands would react rather badly after discovering their wife in a compromising position with the handy man...George's response is merely 'Why should I be jealous of a human when I can do it 15 times a night?' But it's not long before George succumbs to jealousy.
12:40pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Cute Shall Inherit The EarthA CATastrophe hits earth and only DM can stop things from getting too hairy when cute kittens begin replacing humans.
1pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 11 - Waffle The Grand-DogGram and Grand visit. Waffle loves Gram; he'll only leave his new dog doormat for her.
1:10pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 14 - How To Be A SupertatoSupertato shows the Grape Kids a Supertato training film, but Evil Pea sneaks in to take over Tato Tower.
1:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
1:20pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 36 - WOAH! So QuietWalter and Dennis go head to head in a sponsored silence. Being quiet doesn't come naturally to either of them, as they struggle to make it through a chaotic school day and keep schtumm.
2pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 7Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Day The Balloon Went UpThe platoon discover a runaway barrage balloon and decide to release it safely themselves. This proves not to be wise, when the balloon flies away with Captain Mainwaring still hanging onto it.
2:10pm
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On The Fiddle
Forces comedy starring Alfred Lynch as a wide-boy desperate to make a bit of money and avoid conflict at all costs.
2:40pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come On You BluesGasforth Football Club has reached the second round of the FA Cup. Fowler is looking forward to watching the game and Grim is looking forward to tackling some hooligans. The Mayoress tells Fowler that if he ensures a trouble free match she will recommend him for an MBE.
2:45pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 9 - Veggies Gotta DanceSupertato and Evil Pea face each other in a dance-off so Supertato can rescue his friends.
3pm
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Hamish Macbeth
Series 2, Episode 3 - Isobel Pulls It OffIsobel goes after a story that could put her in the big league, and starts to enjoy the attentions of a good-looking stranger.
3:10pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 38 - Very Important PenfoldPenfold becomes a fully-fledged celebrity after an act of heroism saving Scarlett Johamster on Help I'm A Hamster in the Jungle puts him in the spotlight, although DM suspects that all is not what it seems.
3:20pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Perils Of PeggyClive decides after a trip to Dempster Hall that Gladys is really the girl for him. However she has other ideas. But Peggy becomes the scapegoat in Ted's plan to make Clive look heroic and win back Gladys's heart.
3:25pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 19 - Cone Of ShameBitzer is an all-too willing volunteer when he has to wear the cone of shame and is happy to let the flock wait on him. That is, until Shaun rumbles his malingering and plots the pooch's comeuppance.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 7 - The Empire That Foggy Nearly BuiltFoggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.
4:10pm
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The Gentle Sex
During WW2, seven women find themselves in the Auxiliary Territorial Services.
4:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 8 - The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier ImpressionCompo realises that he must become a celebrity if he is going to impress Nora Batty.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 16 - Broccoli AloneSupertato is out chasing a milkshake robot and leaves Broccoli in charge of Tato Tower.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 10 - First Aid WaffleWaffle's paw is hurt in Poodles Class, so vet Jess trains Mr Nolan in doggy first aid.
5:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
5:25pm
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Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 6 - BingoTerry and June are persuaded to help entertain the local old folks at the Church Hall. But what should have been a rewarding afternoon turns into high drama when the vicar reveals that the bingo has been rigged.
5:30pm30 min
Horrible Histories
Series 10, Episode 9 - The Chaotic Civil WarA journey through one of the weirdest, wildest periods in English history!
6pm
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Worzel Gummidge
Series 2, Episode 7 - Fire DrillWhen Mrs Bloomsbury-Barton announces her intention to hold a bonfire and fireworks display, Mr Braithwaite offers Worzel to be placed atop the pyre.
6pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyJean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.
6pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 6 - Going To Gordon's WeddingCompo's nephew is marrying Josie. Foggy is apprehensive - the combination of relatives and alcohol fills him with deep foreboding.
6:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Day The Balloon Went UpThe platoon discover a runaway barrage balloon and decide to release it safely themselves. This proves not to be wise, when the balloon flies away with Captain Mainwaring still hanging onto it.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 7 - Isometrics And AfterCompo and Clegg are not as fit as they used to be according to Foggy, who recommends some exercise. But Clegg has a nagging suspicion that some of the world's nicest people are among those with tired, flagging limbs.
7:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 9 - War DanceCaptain Mainwaring organises a dance event in order to improve relations between members of the platoon. However, the event is likely to be spoilt with Pike's plan to announce a surprise engagement.
8pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Jolly Boys' OutingIt's the Nags Head's annual jamboree down to Margate and the Trotters head for the seaside. But with Rodney getting arrested and the coach blowing up the trip is hardly a bundle of laughs...
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 8 - ErotomaniaMrs Tishell has been wearing a collar to combat neck pain for years. The doctor urges her to remove it, thinking she doesn't really need it.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 1In this episode, Lee and David are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Vernon Kay, Dara O Briain and Denise Van Outen.
8:30pm30 min
Here We Go
Series 2, Episode 5 - Cherry's Wedding DressRachel's competitive sister Penny comes to stay.
8:30pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 3Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.
9pm
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Jason Manford Live
Jason Manford employs his acute observational humour to talk us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette and the lies that dads tell.
9pm
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Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Apple Doesn't FallThe children of Portwenn primary school are being read a fairy story by headmistress Louisa as the grumpiest doctor in the West Country marches through the fishing village but will they need his help?
9pm30 min
Would I Lie To You?
Series 17, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsMaterial from the comedy panel show, not originally shown in the Series 17 episodes. Hosted by Rob Brydon, with team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack joined by celebrity guests including Alex Jones, Will Mellor, Naga Munchetty, Romesh Ranganathan, Gabby Logan, Jessica Hynes, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Jack Carroll, Craig Charles, Frankie Boyle, Mo Gilligan, Su Pollard, Jeremy Vine, Bridget Christie, Charlene White, Wilfred Webster, Gina Yashere, Melvyn Hayes, Sam Campbell and Chris McCausland.
9pm
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QI
Series T, Episode 4 - Thrills & SpillsSandi Toksvig offers quite interesting facts about thrills and spills with Nish Kumar, Mark Steel, Suzi Ruffell, and series regular Alan Davies.
9:30pm
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Not Going Out
Series 13, Episode 5 - TrainIt is Lucy's birthday. To celebrate, Geoffrey and Wendy take Lee, Lucy, Toby and Anna for a trip on a vintage steam train. But Lee decides to play Poirot when a stranger turns up unannounced in their carriage and Lucy's special day is ruined.
9:45pm30 min
Fantasy Football League
Series 2, Episode 5Emma Hayes and Keir Starmer enter the dugout this week as they share their thoughts on the beautiful game with hosts Matt Lucas and Elis James.
9:55pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 6 - New MammyThere's bickering aplenty in the Brown household. Betty is upset with Mark, Rory and Dino are squabbling and Agnes and Betty rub each other up the wrong way.
10pm
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Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies
A TV broadcast of Stephen Merchant's critically-acclaimed 2011 stand-up show.
10pm
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Still Game
Series 9, Episode 3 - Dead Leg, Part OneIn the first of this two-part special, Winston receives wounding news about his leg, Isa struggles with the creepiness of a new cleaning job, and Tam's tightfistedness plummets to new depths.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series T, Episode 5 - TestingSandi Toksvig has a testing time with Susan Calman, Maisie Adam, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies.
10pm65 min
The Last Leg
Series 30, Episode 3Adam, Josh and Alex are joined this week by Jo Brand and Eshaan Akbar.
10:20pm
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Rob Beckett's Smart TV
Episode 1Rob hosts as comedy panel show celebrating the small screen, with Jon Richardson, Russell Tovey, Stacey Dooley and Jamie Laing joining team captains Josh Widdicombe and Alison Hammond for the first edition.
10:35pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 1 - Mammy's SpellThe family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party, and the hypnotist puts Agnes and Winnie under his spell.
11pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the hit sketch show.
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 4, Episode 4 - Friendship Is TruthWhat will Mel Giedroyc do to a humble pommel horse? Should Hugh Dennis climb that high? And why are Alex Horne and Noel Fielding dancing like a pair of shrews? As always, Taskmaster Greg Davies will deliver his judgements on their efforts, and his well-trained assistant Alex Horne is overseeing the tasks.
11:05pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 29, Episode 3Noel Fielding is joined by comedian Richard Ayoade and DJ Majestic whilst Daisy May Cooper and regular Jamali Maddix welcome singer, presenter and former Saturday Mollie King. From absurd first-time experiences for Snoop Dogg and Elton John to appearances from Blazin' Squad and Big Bruvaz, no area of music trivia is left undiscussed.
11:05pm
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Greg Davies: The Back Of My Mum's Head
Television version of Greg Davies's 2013 stand-up show, The Back Of My Mum's Head.
11:15pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come On You BluesGasforth Football Club has reached the second round of the FA Cup. Fowler is looking forward to watching the game and Grim is looking forward to tackling some hooligans. The Mayoress tells Fowler that if he ensures a trouble free match she will recommend him for an MBE.
11:30pm
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Gary: Tank Commander
Series 1, Episode 2 - Green GodsGary swaps the tank for a Green Goddess as the army covers a firefighters' strike. The boys prepare for their first fire, but when it finally comes, it's their people skills that face the ultimate test.
11:55pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Jolly Boys' OutingIt's the Nags Head's annual jamboree down to Margate and the Trotters head for the seaside. But with Rodney getting arrested and the coach blowing up the trip is hardly a bundle of laughs...
Midnight
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 1In this episode, Lee and David are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Vernon Kay, Dara O Briain and Denise Van Outen.
12:40am
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Boarders
Episode 2Jaheim plans his revenge on Rupert and Toby throws a party to impress Abby. Leah puts herself out there with the archery captain while Bernard comes under pressure to make the scholarship programme a success.
1am
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Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
1:25am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 3Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.
1:50am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 2 - Who Killed Mr Partridge?Following the discovery of Mr Partridge's dead body in the swimming pool, the Entertainments Staff are forced to ask themselves 'Whodunit?'.
2am
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Hamish Macbeth
Series 2, Episode 2 - In Search Of A RoseWhale-spotting trips and the disappearance of a local seafarer involve Hamish Macbeth in a murky underwater investigation.
2:20am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 3 - Spaghetti GaloreHarold Fox, Joe Maplin's hatchet man, pays a flying visit and Gladys bites off far more than she can chew.
2:20am
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Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable
Series 2, Episode 5Mel and Lou are joined by actor Sally Phillips, comedian Alan Davies and stand-up Ria Lina. Sally reveals the best way to get back at a horrible boss, Alan tells all about his court appearance and we find out why you should never leave your kids with Ria.
3am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 4, Episode 2This week there's a spectacular musical performance from the one and only Kylie, and audience members are in for a big surprise when they end up taking part in a very special karaoke - or should that be Kylie-oake? Doctor Who star Bradley Walsh hands over his phone to play Celebrity Send To All, and Michael makes an airline pilot's dreams of performing on the west end stage come true, as he becomes the Unexpected Star.
3:05am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Sex And The Black CommunityShirley is causing her parents worry by dating a man five years older than her. Samuel Foster doesn't want his 16 year-old daughter going out with older boys who might lead her astray! He has no such concerns over the activities of son Sonny though, even after finding a book entitled 'Sex And The Black Community'!
3:10am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 6, Episode 6Jason Manford opens up about how he became a stand-up and the time he got a dressing down from showbiz royalty, Bruce Forsyth. Toussaint Douglass, who is currently taking the stand-up scene by storm, chats about slipping down the pecking order. While New Yorker, Desiree Burch, discusses what life is really like on the streets of the city that never sleeps; and award-winning comic Suzi Ruffell reveals how she's still reeling over the time she was left holding her neighbour's tool.
3:10am
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Boarders
Episode 2Jaheim plans his revenge on Rupert and Toby throws a party to impress Abby. Leah puts herself out there with the archery captain while Bernard comes under pressure to make the scholarship programme a success.
3:25am
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 4, Episode 4Rhod is joined by Joe Thomas, Paul Sinha and Maisie Adam. Discover who loved Jersey Shore and who had existential dread over the inevitable robot uprising.
3:35am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Buy Now Pay LaterThe Foster family finances are already over-stretched. But when blind door-to-door salesman Andrew Henderson offers them the 'History of the Black People' in 10 volumes, they are sorely tempted.
3:45am
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Michael McIntyre: Happy And Glorious
TV edit of Michael McIntyre's 2015 DVD.
4:30am
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The Funny Thing About...
Episode 3 - DatingJohnny Vegas and friends offer an uproariously silly, insightful and frank look at the difficult business of finding love in the 21st century.