Television
TV schedule Wednesday 7th February 2024

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!

Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 3 - Knights Of MadnessIt is "Wings for Victory" week in Walmington and the final event is to be shared by the Home Guard and the ARP. Mainwaring has decided to act out the fight between St. George and the Dragon - with him as St. George, of course.

In The Long Run
Series 3, Episode 5Valentine takes Kobna to Tilbury Docks to pick up his special shipment of records from West Africa and DJ the arrival party for the sailors.

Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 4 - The Miser's HoardIt is discovered that Frazer has been hiding hundreds of gold sovereigns. Mainwaring believes that the best thing is for him to buy an annuity (not that his commission has anything to do with it), but the Scotsman has other ideas.

In The Long Run
Series 3, Episode 6A vote is looming on whether to regenerate the Eastbridge Estate or not. One final knees up at the Milton Arms brings the community together as they gear up for the final vote.

A League Of Their Own
European Road Trip, Highlights Special - Best BitsFrom kicking out a can-can to bungee jumping off a dam, Freddie and Jamie's road trip gave us plenty of laughs. Relive all the hilarious highlights.

dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 9 - GravyPetula makes a surprise announcement, and Bren is excited to have been picked to appear on TV quiz show Totally Trivial. Tony's hoping she'll come away with him to a new life in Scotland.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson, and Lee Mack is joined by Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence.

Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
Series 1, Episode 2Victoria Wood casts another comic glance at the world, with help from Julie Walters and Celia Imrie.

Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 2 - The NFLAs Super Bowl fever takes over the world, Rob and Romesh go on a mission to learn all about America's best loved sport.

QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.

Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 5 - FireworksAn old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and joins Lee on the sofa. When it becomes clear that she doesn't know who she is, Lee throws her out only to discover that she has a rich son who always pays a handsome reward to the person who brings her home.

Fantasy Football League
Series 2, Episode 1Mo Gilligan and Michael Sheen enter the dugout this week as they share their thoughts on the beautiful game with hosts Matt Lucas and Elis James.

Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 1 - The MammyAgnes Brown has family troubles to contend with: her son Dermot has fallen out with Maria Nicholson, his long-term girlfriend, and Grandad is feeling poorly.

Inside No. 9
Series 8, Episode 3 - ParaskevidekatriaphobiaGareth is definitely going to be working from home today. Just to be on the safe side. In case anything unlucky happens. Because today just happens to be Friday the thirteenth.

Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 9Labour MP Jess Phillips guest presents this episode: her 5th appearance on the programme, but first time in the host's chair. Joining her on the panel are mathematician and author Hannah Fry and comedian Jon Richardson.

Deep Fake Neighbour Wars
Episode 3Beyonce enlists Priyanka Chopra's support to deal with Billie Eilish disturbing the peace. Mark Wahlberg and Chris Rock's friendship is rocked by Mark's new bee keeping hobby.

Brassic
Series 1, Episode 5Vinnie's plan to make money by carrying out an audacious raid on a rival grower's weed farm is sabotaged when Ronnie, Erin's older and diabolical brother, turns up on the run from prison.

Deep Fake Neighbour Wars
Episode 4Floyd Mayweather and Dua Lipa are feuding with Matthew McConaughey over his big tree. Meanwhile newlyweds Nicki Minaj and Tom Holland argue with Mark Zuckerberg about a leak.

Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mammy's SecretMrs Brown is concerned that her family are keeping too many secrets. Her daughter, Cathy, won't tell anyone about her new boyfriend and son Mark won't tell anyone why wife Betty has thrown him out.

Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 3 - Twelve Blush Majesty TwoRhod Gilbert force-feeds Greg's exec sec Alex Horne a jug of mocha, Kerry Godliman boshes a cricket ball with a croquet mallet and Phil Wang makes a really strange noise.

Taskmaster
Series 15, Episode 8 - 100% BoscoAt this stage of the competition, it's no surprise that people find retrieving pineapples from a millpond stressful. The comics inventively repurpose umbrellas. And in a fitting climax, Frankie Boyle goes to town on a gigantic cat scratching post.

Andrew Maxwell: Yo Contraire
Andrew Maxwell presents thought provoking anecdotes alongside hard-nosed and political and social commentary in this polished hour from the charming Irish Master of stand-up comedy.

The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 2 - CashNo one has any money, so - under Mike's instruction - Vyvyan begins stealing and chopping up everyone's possessions for firewood. When Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, Neil is forced to get a job, and joins the police!