Television
TV schedule Tuesday 12th December 2023
6am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 3The regulars welcome Mark Watson, Phil Wang, Ellie Taylor and Kiri Pritchard-McLean into the loft to play an array of guessing games.
6am
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Melody Club
A nitwit investigator (Terry-Thomas) goes undercover in a restaurant to catch a gang of crooks.
6:05am
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Minder
Series 7, Episode 3 - Fatal ImpressionA reformed gambler dies owing Arthur money, but a religious miracle seems to offer some compensation.
6:25am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 14 - TadpolesJoe Connolly has made a decision - he is going to ask Lily Scott to be his girlfriend.
6:35am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 15 - BoyfriendJoe Connolly is Lily Scott's boyfriend and everything is great. When he witnesses John Longmore getting dumped by Eisha Khela, Joe realises he cannot just be a boyfriend, he must be a good boyfriend.
6:50am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 18 - Return To SenderThe Farmer receives a mystery gift from his antipodean cousin. Unimpressed with the present, he attempts to throw it away, only for it to keep reappearing. He becomes convinced it has magical powers.
7:05am
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7:10am
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The Two Ronnies
A selection of episodes from the second series from Barker and Corbett.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 38 - Partners In CrimeWhile helping Sergeant Slipper prove that he has what it takes to remain Beanotown's policeman, the gang unknowingly become entangled in Doctor Pfooflepfeffer's real theft.
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 14 - Bullet Train, JapanIn Japan, Grandmaster Glitch is at a railway station, wondering where his grimbots have gone. Some excited bleeps further down the platform reveal that they've jumped into the driver's cabin of a bullet train and are happily pressing all the buttons!
8:10am
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Never The Twain
Series 8, Episode 5 - Moving OnProud grandparents Simon and Oliver become worried when David and Lyn think about moving again, just when the antique dealers are becoming used to having them around. They will especially miss their young grandson, so the pair plot to keep their family with them.
8:40am
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Never The Twain
Series 8, Episode 6 - It's A Long Way To Friern BarnetWhen Simon and Oliver try to outdo each other in the battle to provide Lyn and David with everything they need in their new home, they are sure to cause problems.
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 6 - More About More And MoreThe Twirlywoos are on a beach watching a boy build sandcastles.
10am
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Lagging
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Wisdom Of SolomonIt's the day Sol becomes a man, but he's playing Zaag with his rabbi instead of writing the speech for his Bar Mitzvah. Who can save him from himself?
10:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 3, Christmas Special - Babes In The WoodEn route to spend Christmas with Rona's aunt Pearl and Bill's mum at a country hotel, Rona and the Porters get lost in thick fog and take refuge in a deserted old house. Meanwhile, a dangerous psychopath has escaped from a prison van not far away...
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions GameSooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.
10:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 3Queen Elizabeth I goes online dating, Greek philosopher Socrates foils his own rescue from prison and Emicho of the Rhineland goes crusading with some very unusual sat navs to lead the way.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of Christmas specials from Britain's longest-running sitcom.
11am
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 14 - How To Be A SupertatoSupertato shows the Grape Kids a Supertato training film, but Evil Pea sneaks in to take over Tato Tower.
11:30am
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The Football's On
Series 11, Episode 3A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests.
11:55am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Highlights Special - Yule Only Watch TwiceDanger Mouse and Penfold's friendship comes under scrutiny in this double-length Christmas episode.
12:20pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 7 - Waffle And The TeacherMiss Berrington, Evie's new school teacher, and teaching assistant Mr O'Donnell have come to meet Evie at home before term starts, and Waffle is under strict instructions to be on his best behaviour. But Waffle is teething and won't stop chewing everything in sight.
12:50pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
1pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Special - One Flew Over The Cuckoo ClockBoycie and Marlene are invited to spend Christmas in Switzerland with some new friends they met at the Agricultural Ball to discuss a new business venture. Is this the entrance to High Society that they are looking for? However, nothing goes to plan and they miss the surprise laid on for them by old friends.
2:05pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Christmas Special - O Little Town Of PeckhamShirley is planning a traditional Guyanese Christmas but the family have other plans.
2:25pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 4 - Treasure In The Plant AisleIn the perilous plant aisle, Supertato and Evil Pea team up to find treasure as they have half a map each, but she tricks him and steals the map to find the treasure for herself.
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 15 - Go Jet Academy: Wind PowerIt's a very windy day at the Go Jet Academy as Jetpad comes in to land, zooming past the academy's windfarm turbines.
2:45pm
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Trust Morecambe & Wise...
Episode 3 - Travel And AdventureLenny is joined by guests Susan Hampshire, Nina Wadia and Gary Morecambe - with special help from Angela Rippon - to reveal how Morecambe and Wise can tell us all we need to know about travel and adventure.
2:55pm
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The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 12 - Who's Ze BossWhen news breaks that senior head keeper Matt is leaving the zoo, the search begins for the new boss.
3:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Highlights Special - The SupiesDuckula is hosting The Supies awards show and the danger agents are all in attendance.
3:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Christmas Special - Christmas CrackersIt's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all round - Grandad's cooking Christmas dinner! Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo club beckon...
4:35pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Christmas Special - The Jolly Boys' OutingIt's the Nags Head's annual jamboree down to Margate and the Trotters head for the seaside. But with Rodney getting arrested and the coach blowing up the trip is hardly a bundle of laughs...
4:35pm
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 11 - Peas and QuietThere are odd noises in the supermarket. Supertato discovers that Evil Pea and the Mini Peas are asleep and walking through the supermarket. Supertato tries to get them back to bed.
4:45pm
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Minder
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Last Video ShowA video implicating two senior police officers is mistakenly returned to Daley Videos.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 16 - Gua Rusa, BorneoWhen Grandmaster Glitch discovers his Halloween pumpkin isn't as big as the Grimbots' one, he goes in search of some fertilizer to help it grow.
5:15pm
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Rhubarb!
Silent Eric Sykes comedy in which the only word spoken by characters is "rhubarb".
5:25pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 6, Episode 5 - Father Of The Bride Part OneCharlie has a run-in with Joanna's new boyfriend - and the encounter threatens to make sparks fly.
5:30pm
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Andrew Mensah's Stand-Up Kickabout
Episode 1 - Eriskay FC - Outer Hebrides, ScotlandAndrew's a long way from home having taken 2 flights only to find he's still in the UK. He takes his first trip to the Outer Hebrides to meet Eriskay FC, a club based on an island with a population of 143 people and a whole load of sheep and home to a pitch nominated by FIFA as one of the 8 most unique football pitches in the world.
5:30pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Christmas Special - A Different ChristmasIt is Millie and Lauren's first Christmas since the separation, and for Millie it is the chance for a fresh start.
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 9, Episode 6 - A Winkle In TimeThe invasion has started. Nouvion's liberation can be no more than hours away; the Germans are retreating, the girls in the café are practicing their jive - and the British airmen are back!
6pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 3, Christmas SpecialSchool may have banned Christmas celebrations, but the kids have other ideas!
6:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 6 - Turkey DinnerDuring a drunken evening, Jones and his men accidentally shoot a turkey. Having failed to establish the bird's rightful owner, they decide the best thing to do is to offer the older residents of Walmington a turkey dinner.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
7:05pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Christmas Special - Rodney Come HomeAfter thumping Cassandra's boss on the nose, Rodney is now estranged from his wife and living back at the Trotter's flat. Del tries all his devious tricks to get them back together.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 3 - A Pickup Of The Later Ming DynastyMarina goes to buy a hairnet but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
8pm
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Bed Of NailsHacker is flattered when the PM appoints him as the Government's new 'transport supremo', tasked with forging a grand, unified national transport policy. Sir Humphrey, however, is less than keen, and has a revelation to bring Jim back down to Earth with a bump.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 14, Episode 7Host Rob Brydon and captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack welcome Joel Dommett, Sindhu Vee, Alex Horne and AJ Odudu to the comedy panel show on which the teams reveal extraordinary stories about themselves.
8:30pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
8:30pm
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Whisky PriestAfter being told of Italian terrorists being found with British government-produced arms, Jim feels compelled to inform the PM and demand an inquiry. This is just the kind of matter, however, that the PM is particularly keen to stay ignorant of.
8:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Christmas Special - The Christmas Lunch IncidentIt's the Vicar's second Christmas in Dibley, and she has to make her sermon a good one "or you've lost them to Satan till next December". An arguably greater worry, however, is the three Christmas dinners Geraldine's agreed to eat. But she can pull it off - right?
9pm
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Chris Ramsey: Approval Needed
Amazon stand-up special from Chris Ramsey.
9pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 30, Episode 1Daisy May Cooper is joined by Nile Rodgers and Russell Howard, whilst Noel Fielding and Jamali Maddix welcome singer-songwriter Mae Muller.
9pm
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James Acaster - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
A recording of James Acaster's 2019 tour show.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series H, Episode 8 - HypotheticalWith Sandi Toksvig, Johnny Vegas, and the creator of QI John Lloyd.
9:40pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Christmas 2013, New Year Special - Who's A Pretty Mammy?Agnes is determined that, despite his parents' wishes, grandson Bono will not be attending the infamous local primary. But she's also got her annual New Year's Eve party on her mind.
9:45pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 30, Episode 2Greg Davies welcomes singer James Bay and comedian Roisin Conaty to Daisy May Cooper's team, whilst Noel Fielding is joined by series regular Jamali Maddix and Brighton rapper ArrDee as everyone revels in the joys of hats, witchcraft and Jamali's 'beef' with Dave Benson Phillips. The teams start by discussing infamous rock and roll rivalries including the questionable method that New Order chose to show their disdain for Spandau Ballet before the panel try their best to identify UK garage legends Monstaboy and Platnum.
9:45pm45 min
Live At The Apollo
Series 18, Episode 6 - Stephen Bailey, Lara Ricote, Glenn MooreStephen Bailey introduces comedians Lara Ricote and Glenn Moore to the Apollo stage where they perform their stand-up acts in front of a live audience in Hammersmith.
10pm
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Jack Whitehall Gets Around Live From Wembley Arena
A television broadcast of Whitehall's 2014 DVD-released show, Jack Whitehall Gets Around.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 64, Episode 7Gary Neville hosts, with Maisie Adam and TV presenter Richard Madeley set to join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.
10pm
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Plebs
Series 2, Episode 7 - The PhallusThe boys bump into old school friend Fabianus, who is now a hot shot lawyer living the high life in Rome. Through him, Stylax reconnects with old flame Cordelia. Meanwhile, Grumio finds something unusual hiding in their wardrobe.
10:30pm
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Plebs
Series 2, Episode 8 - The RaceMarcus is stressed because the girls will soon be deported unless they raise 3,000 denarii. Stylax suggests they bet their savings on him winning an underground chariot race. Grumio visits Landlord in prison through a sewage pipe.
10:35pm
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The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The New SofaInspired by Nigella, Denise tries to cook Christmas dinner for the family. To Jim's dismay, Dave's Mum and Dad are invited.
10:40pm30 min
The Scotts
Series 3, Episode 5Laura is thrilled to be throwing a murder mystery party. Everyone in the family embraces role play - Jason's a butler, Vonny's a maid and Darren's a genius. Before too long, the secrets pour out and this night of enjoyable escapism has everybody at each other's throats.
10:50pm
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Dara O Briain: Voice Of Reason
Highlights from comedian Dara O Briain's 2019 stand-up show.
11pm
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 7 - Law And OrderKarl claims not to have any interest in law and order, but he still has strong opinions on noise pollution, and astounds Ricky and Stephen with his views on shoplifting.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 64, Highlights Special - Have I Got 2022 For YouTeam captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a variety of guest hosts and panellists in this compilation edition revisiting the big news stories of 2022.
11:10pm45 min version
Have I Got News For You
Series 66, Episode 9BBC Breakfast's Naga Munchetty takes up the reins as host. Guest panellists Richard Osman and Maisie Adam join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to poke fun at the week's headlines.
11:30pm
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 8 - MedicineIn this edition, topics include Karl's thoughts on medical advancements, sickness, and an idea for a machine that would enable physicians to feel their patients' pain.
11:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 18, Episode 7Romesh, Jamie, Micah and Jill are joined by this week by the sharp-tongued and squeaky-laughed Jimmy Carr and wonky haired mirth merchant Maisie Adam.
11:30pm
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Breeders
Series 4, Episode 9 - No Matter What: Part 1Paul and Ally find they have very different ideas about the best way forward.
11:55pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Christmas Special - Jingle B***s!Flat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
11:55pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 66, Episode 9BBC Breakfast's Naga Munchetty takes up the reins as host. Guest panellists Richard Osman and Maisie Adam join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to poke fun at the week's headlines.
11:55pm
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Man Up
Modern romantic comedy about a couple who meet on a blind date and a case of mistaken identity.
11:55pm
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Such Brave Girls
Episode 5 - Such Friendly GirlsOver one long night, Deb, Billie and Josie find their own ways to process death after visiting their nan in hospital.
Midnight
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The Football's On
Series 11, Episode 3A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests.
Midnight
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Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 9Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker, Ed Gamble and Mark Simmons and regular panellist Hugh Dennis. As usual, stand-up and improvisation are the name of the game as the contestants try to get one up on one another.
12:25am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 12In tonight's final Brian and Emma are the last loved up couple to get grilled by dynamic duo Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan in a bid to win thousands of pounds. The couple put their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces...but will they choose love or money?
12:25am
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Such Brave Girls
Episode 6 - Such Daddy's GirlsPreparing to see their dad again, Josie writes a speech to tell him how she feels, and Billie's got newfound confidence that all men eventually come crawling back.
12:40am
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Man Up
Modern romantic comedy about a couple who meet on a blind date and a case of mistaken identity.
12:40am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 14, Episode 7Host Rob Brydon and captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack welcome Joel Dommett, Sindhu Vee, Alex Horne and AJ Odudu to the comedy panel show on which the teams reveal extraordinary stories about themselves.
12:55am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
1996 Specials, Christmas Special - The Christmas Lunch IncidentIt's the Vicar's second Christmas in Dibley, and she has to make her sermon a good one "or you've lost them to Satan till next December". An arguably greater worry, however, is the three Christmas dinners Geraldine's agreed to eat. But she can pull it off - right?
1am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 4, Episode 5Jordan Stephens hosts as Darren Harriott, Eddie Kadi, Yinka Bokinni and Nella Rose join captains Maya Jama and Lady Leshurr to compete in rap battles, dance-offs and hip-hop karaoke challenges.
1:55am
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Christmas 2013, New Year Special - Who's A Pretty Mammy?Agnes is determined that, despite his parents' wishes, grandson Bono will not be attending the infamous local primary. But she's also got her annual New Year's Eve party on her mind.
2am
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Jonathan Pie: Back To The Studio
A broadcast of the live show in which Tom Walker plays news reporter Jonathan Pie.
2am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 18, Christmas SpecialIn this Christmas special, Romesh and the gang are joined in the studio for festive fun and games by Manchester United and French International legend Patrice Evra as well as award-winning comedian Rob Beckett. Together, the gang make a special visit to Brentford FC to cook up a Christmas lunch for the players...
2am
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Meet The Richardsons
Series 3, Episode 3Jon and Lucy reluctantly agree to look after their new neighbours' hamster. But with Lucy away filming a game show, Jon's left with sole responsibility for the mini pet. Jon tries out new stand-up material at a gig with fellow comedian Joel Dommett, and he grabs the chance to do a Leeds United podcast, recorded with Gabby Logan.
2:30am
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Meet The Richardsons
Series 3, Episode 4Lucy jets off to LA to launch her Hollywood career leaving Jon on his own with a plan to prank his best mate, Matt Forde, and a potentially career defining audition with a genuine TV legend. Jessica Knappett makes a guest appearance.
2:50am
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Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
2:50am
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People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 5 - ClubnightIt's the opening night of Chabuddy's new club, the Champagne Steam Rooms. The Kurupt FM crew prepare for their headliner set, while Miche sweats over a life-changing decision.
3am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 1, Episode 8Sara Pascoe is joined by Dane Baptiste, Jen Brister and Joel Dommett.
3:20am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
3:30am
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 4TV presenters Marvin and Rochelle Humes both hand over their phones in the first ever double Send To All and there's music from pop rockers The Vamps. Plus whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of Midnight Gameshow? Plus new comedy material from Michael himself and an extra in an advert finds himself centre stage as the Unexpected Star of the Show.