Television
TV schedule Thursday 2nd November 2023
6am
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The Larkins
Series 4, Episode 2 - Little Big BrotherHetty's brother comes to visit and quickly has the Larkins household's women in a twist. Shown up and irritated, Alf, Jeff and Eddie hatch a plan.
6:05am
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 1 - Rocky Eight And A HalfArthur uses all his persuasive powers to cajole a reluctant Terry into donning his boxing gloves once more. And Dirty Harry lives up to his name.
6:50am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Easter Special - Ground Hog DayIt's almost time for the ice cream van to pay its daily visit and Bitzer has his heart set on a well-earned treat. However, his work is not done - there's a whole list of chores standing in his way and he needs his wits about him to get the job done in time.
7:05am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sad NewsDesmond and Porkpie learn that Sweetsticks, a friend who came to England with them, has died.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 34 - Half The World Is Not EnoughDanger Mouse's antics cost Professor Squawkencluck her job. Is this the end of all those wonderful gadgets, or can the world's greatest secret agent get the Professor her job back?
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 10 - BertiesittingEager to prove her babysitting ability, Gran is on the hunt for a baby stand-in.
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 28 - The Aqueduct of Segovia, SpainGrandmaster Glitch turns Segovia Aqueduct into a giant water slide and the Go Jetters must stop it toppling to the ground.
7:45am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
8:10am
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Bless This House
Series 6, Episode 5 - Remember Me?Thanks to a little of Mike's typically selfless handiwork, Sid suffers a concussion and loses his memory. Jean's understandably distressed her husband doesn't recognise her, but none of the family are above using the situation to their advantage!
8:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 5, Episode 4 - MaydayIt's Bank Holiday Monday and, having ditched plans for a day away, Ben's doing some DIY upstairs. Jenny's boyfriend's due round to meet the family with his grandmother too - and then Bette arrives.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 12 - The JustinosaurusJustin decides to dig up a dinosaur and turn Justin's House into a dinosaur museum.
8:40am
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Bless This House
Series 6, Episode 6 - Something Of ValueThe death of Sid's one-legged uncle seems to promise a small windfall for the Abbotts. They're less than prepared for the non-financial reward that arrives though!
9am
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Guessable?
Series 2, Episode 11Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Rick Edwards, Big Zuu, Joanne McNally, and Aaron Simmonds into the loft.
9am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 5 - Only The BraveAs a birthday treat, the staff take April to the cinema to see Bambi - only to find themselves watching a 1940s war film.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 3 - More About Up And DownThe Robot visits the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat. The Twirlywoos take turns to turn the Robot's key which causes the Robot to shoot up and down, taking Chickedy and Chick with it!
9:40am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn.
10am
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Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 2, Episode 3 - ArgentinaJoel and Nish will have 4 days to prove themselves to the Gauchos that they aren't one trick ponies by mastering horse riding and learning how to lasso, herd and move cattle from across the Argentinian plains. Will they have to buck up their ideas? Or can they be whipped into shape?
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 3, Episode 4 - Wild Wild WestIt's cowboy festival time at Slaters but the actor playing Big Bad Pete has not turned up for the water pistol shootout. Guest starring Peter Andre.
10:25am
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Mr Stink
TV adaptation of the kids' book written by David Walliams. It's a story about a tramp... who stinks.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 4 - The Genuine Outdoors Robin Hood BarbiBilly takes the boys out for a barbecue in the "real" outdoors ... if only he could light the fire.
11:05am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 13 - Double Doughnut RescueSupertato almost quits being a superhero when he can't save two friends at the same time.
11:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 32 - The Law Of BeveragesBaron Greenback brews a plot to steal every beverage on the planet, mix them all together, making an un-drinkable disgusting sludge.
11:40am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
12:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
12:20pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 10 - First Aid WaffleWaffle's paw is hurt in Poodles Class, so vet Jess trains Mr Nolan in doggy first aid.
12:25pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 43 - Failing To RegisterDetermined to prove he can accomplish a task without getting distracted, Dennis takes on the simple job of bringing the class register to the school office. He instantly distracts himself on an epic scale.
12:35pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 36 - School Of CrocWhen Walter leaves his pampered pet croc, Crunchzilla, to fend for itself, Dennis and the gang help him to get in touch with its wild side. Walter does his best to prevent them, as he needs to keep the croc tame in the hope of getting back his father's limo keys, which Crunchzilla has accidentally swallowed.
1pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn.
1:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 5 - Number EngagedGuarding a vital telephone link, the platoon are horrified to wake up the morning after an air raid to discover a bomb tangled in the wires right outside their hut.
2:10pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 8, Episode 8 - SpleenEli visits his poorly nan and finds hospitals are more fun for patients than visitors.
2:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 6 - Never Too OldJones has done it - after years of on-off courting, he's asked Mrs. Fox to marry him and is absolutely delighted when she accepts. But on the wedding day, there's an invasion alert.
2:25pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 5 - Operation JewelEvil Pea steals Tomato's precious jewel. Supertato ventures to get it back by secretly lifting the jewel from Evil Pea's crown and defeating a crowd of rampaging Mini Peas.
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 29 - Rio de Janeiro, BrazilSomeone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
2:35pm
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Nova Jones
Series 3, Episode 4 - Vote For NovaTo avoid tidying her room, Nova runs for President of the Universe.
3pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 5 - Only The BraveAs a birthday treat, the staff take April to the cinema to see Bambi - only to find themselves watching a 1940s war film.
3:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 15 - Gold FlingerQuark tricks Danger Mouse into transporting a ticking timebomb back to earth.
3:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
4:20pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn.
4:40pm5 min
Supertato
Series 2, Episode 26 - Broccoli's Movie NightBroccoli screens Supertato: The Movie, but Evil Pea has plans to change the story.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
4:50pm
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 2 - Senior Citizen CaineArthur's ambition to own a Rolls are jeopardised when Terry has to protect a widowed garage owner.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
5pm
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GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 12 - Ann Teak's Antique WandAnn Teak is convinced that an antique magic wand is a conductor's baton.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 11 - Waffle Misses DougDoug's mum, Zoe, brings surprises for the Brooklyn-Bells, but Waffle is sad because Doug is going to stay with her for a few days. Mrs Hobbs watches Waffle with new spy equipment.
5:25pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 12 - Big Bad BurrowsCharlie goes rather pale when he is asked to put his toughness to the test in a charity boxing match. He may go even paler when Caroline offers to be his coach.
5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 4 - The Genuine Outdoors Robin Hood BarbiBilly takes the boys out for a barbecue in the "real" outdoors ... if only he could light the fire.
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Nouvion OarsAs the airmen continue to attempt their escape under an upturned bathtub, the river estuary suddenly becomes incredibly crowded.
6:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 6 - Deviations With DavenportThe three friends try to help a guide-book writer who is lost.
7pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 2 - Home BrewWhile searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 7 - According To The Prophet BickerdykeCompo, Clegg and Foggy hear some world-shattering information from Gunnershaw.
7:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 7 - AnniversaryNobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.
8pm
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 5, Episode 3 - CruftsDog owners Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan enter their pets in Crufts to see if their new best friends can learn a thing or two. Seven-time Crufts champion and Britain's Got Talent star Ashleigh Butler acts as their guide as they training their dogs and teach them the key principles of dog training ahead of competing in the agility tournament at the event.
8pm
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Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 3, Episode 9 - O Thou Invisible Spirit Of WineWhen paranormal activity is reported in a Tudor pub, old family feuds are brought to a head and it looks like Frank and Lu have another mystery on their hands.
8:20pm
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 1 - Plough Your Own FurrowOn his 40th birthday Tom Good decides to drop out of the rat-race in order to do something meaningful with his life. He, along with supportive wife Barbara, attempts to become self-sufficient in Surbiton.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show.
9pm
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Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 3, Episode 10 - Teach Me, Dear CreatureFrank and Lu delve into the world of private tutoring, while a reunion with an old RADA mate presents Sebastian with a choice about his future which could change everything for the agency.
9pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 6 - Never Too OldJones has done it - after years of on-off courting, he's asked Mrs. Fox to marry him and is absolutely delighted when she accepts. But on the wedding day, there's an invasion alert.
10pm
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Scot Squad
Series 7, Episode 3Fletcher and McLaren uncover a crafty criminal at a murder mystery party. Mindful of their duties, they bring in the bad guy without killing anyone's evening. Elsewhere, there is a reunion of partners as PC Charlie McIntosh and PC Jane Mackay catch up in court.
10pm60 min
Brassic
Series 5, Episode 6 - Caravan Of CourageCarol & Ashley's Great Gran's battered caravan has been nicked and Francis is offering £10k for its return. The gang suspect that Francis must keep his cash stash on there, explaining why he's so desperate to get it back (it can't just be because Great Gran misses her cherished taxidermy cat). Now they've got double reason to find the heap of old junk before anyone else does. Turns out the McGuigans have it, a rival Traveller clan that mean business.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 3 - KangarooJanet insists that Jonny formally ask her parents for her hand in marriage. Jonny agrees, on one condition - Janet must write him a poem about a turtle. Meanwhile Gaz has spent the night shackled to his bed by bondage gear.
10pm60 min
Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 7 - I'm Off To Find A RobinThere are some tricky dilemmas for the quintet of courageous contestants as the race to win Greg's shiny skull hots up. Lucy Beaumont wonders if she should risk flicking a forbidden switch. Julian Clary wonders if he needs more than one pie. Sue Perkins wonders if a deer head is preferable to a boundary line. Alex Horne wonders if the Taskmaster will ever respect him. And, faced with all this wonderment, Sam Campbel rips off his own head.
10:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 5 - ArtIn an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his 'knowledge' of the art world.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 4 - BeastialityMunch is slowly driving Gaz mad through his total failure to ever, ever go away. Meanwhile the preparations for the wedding go from bad to worse when the two bridesmaids decide they can't stand the sight of each other.
11pm
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Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 18, Episode 2Romesh Ranganathan hosts as James Maddison and Maisie Adam join regulars Jamie Redknapp, Micah Richards and Jill Scott, playing a wizard-themed shooting game and seeing the return of Popstar Penalties.
11pm
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The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 6There's a look at war films in the sketch 'Scenes from the Movies'.
11:15pm
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Breeders
Series 4, Episode 1 - NoëlFive years later, Paul and Ally are on the verge of splitting; Jim and Jackie are in turmoil; Luke and his girlfriend, Maya, drop a bombshell at Christmas dinner that will change everyone's lives forever.
11:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
11:30pm
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Gary: Tank Commander
Series 2, Episode 2 - Missing TankThe boys decide to play a trick and pretend the tank has been stolen. However the joke's on them when the tank actually does go missing.
11:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 1 - Plough Your Own FurrowOn his 40th birthday Tom Good decides to drop out of the rat-race in order to do something meaningful with his life. He, along with supportive wife Barbara, attempts to become self-sufficient in Surbiton.
11:45pm
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Breeders
Series 4, Episode 2 - No AlternativeThe reality of Luke's announcement hits; Paul and Ally worry about the decision he and Maya made and whether they should support them; as a new year starts, the Worsley family gather together with Maya's family, united in their love and worry.
11:45pm
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Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 3, Episode 4Jimmy Akingbola hosts as he invites Eddie Kadi, Kae Kurd, Shaun Wallace, Yuriko Kotani, Variety D and Jack Barry to join regular panellist Chizzy Akudolu to answer questions about black British history.
Midnight
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 3Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.
12:20am
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Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 7 - I'm Off To Find A RobinThere are some tricky dilemmas for the quintet of courageous contestants as the race to win Greg's shiny skull hots up. Lucy Beaumont wonders if she should risk flicking a forbidden switch. Julian Clary wonders if he needs more than one pie. Sue Perkins wonders if a deer head is preferable to a boundary line. Alex Horne wonders if the Taskmaster will ever respect him. And, faced with all this wonderment, Sam Campbel rips off his own head.
12:20am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
12:35am
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Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 4Dara O Briain and the team skilfully pass around the week's news before shooting on goal with guests Rob Beckett, Susan Calman, Hal Cruttenden and Romesh Ranganathan.
1am
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 5 - ArtIn an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his 'knowledge' of the art world.
1:20am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show.
1:35am
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Mean Machine
Vinnie Jones plays a footballer banged up for throwing a crucial game. Inside, the football-loving warden gets him to coach a team of prisoners.
1:40am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 7 - Exploitin'Saffy's feeling the stress of motherhood, and taunted by Patsy as to her tired emotional and physical state, agrees to allow Eddy to look after Jane for the day. Unfortunately, the wayward grandmother doesn't have entirely honest intentions for the young one.
2:15am
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The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 6There's a look at war films in the sketch 'Scenes from the Movies'.
2:45am
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Andy Parsons: Slacktivist
Andy Parsons returns to the stage with his one man stand-up show Slacktivist.
2:50am
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Hypothetical
Series 4, Episode 2This week's guests are Dara O Briain, Roisin Conaty, Phil Wang and Ninia Benjamin.
3am
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The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 1 - Peter SellersThe fascinating life story of Peter Sellers, who became famous on radio as one of The Goons, and then in the movies too.
4:15am
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It's A Wonderful World
Two struggling composers hit on a novel way of producing music - backwards.