Television
TV schedule Thursday 19th October 2023
The Larkins
Series 3, Episode 5 - Operation NeighbourHetty and Ada have a falling out, which causes great ructions for both households. Alf, Sam and the rest of the families attempt to engineer a make-up between the two women, but only succeed in making everything much, much worse.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 4 - Looking For MickeyWhen Mad Micky goes on the run to protest his innocence, Terry has to look after him and Arthur sees his chance of a scoop.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 10 - The SpiderBitzer decides to pamper himself with a relaxing bath while the Farmer is away from the farm. However, his plans are rudely disturbed by a persistent intruder. Will Shaun be able to out-smart the tenacious bug?
Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 5 - Love LettersBeverley is distraught when she finds some love letters written by Cuthbert.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 24 - Escape From Big HeadSquawkencluck reboots the Big Head base computer, which immediately locks up everyone in a maximum security prison.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 52 - Growing PainsThe kids of Beanotown decide that they can run the town far better than the grown-ups. However, they discover it isn't nearly as easy or fun as they had hoped.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 19 - Amazon Rainforest, South AmericaGlitch wants a picnic so he stops the rain in the rainforest, upsetting the local tree frogs.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
Bless This House
Series 3, Episode 12 - A Girl's Worst Friend Is Her FatherAfter lending some 'support' on a job interview that leads to her failing to get the position she would have otherwise been a shoo-in for, Sid's shocked when Sally announces she has now found her perfect career - as a nun!
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 6 - Whoopee, We're All Going To DieFinally enjoying their Floridian holiday, the Porters find themselves suddenly caught in the path of Hurricane Bill. Fleeing to Miami in a bid for safety, could their dream holiday be their last?
Justin's House
Series 6, Episode 18 - Mrs Wilson House-SitsAliens crash-land at Justin's House, and Mrs Wilson has to help them get home!
Bless This House
Series 4, Episode 1 - Money Is The Root Of...Money's tight at the Abbotts' so news of an inheritance from an old friend is met particularly warmly by Sid. However, whilst the rest of the family are delighted to spend their shares, he's far less enthusiastic about the conditions attached to his £300!
Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 8The regulars welcome EastEnders' Natalie Cassidy, Phil Wang, Cariad Lloyd and Larry Dean into their loft to play an array of games.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 1 - It's MurderThe drunken antics of Mr Partridge cause Yvonne and Barry to start a petition to get him sacked. Unfortunately, Mr Partridge goes missing...
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 23 - More And MoreThe Twirlywoos learn more and more when they watch a shopkeeper build up a display of apples. Back in the boat, the Twirlywoo Screen creates a tree which gives more and more bananas every time the Twirlywoos touch it.
Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all. A visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile Eric is not getting on with his wife and seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.
Lagging
Series 2, Episode 4 - Choose Your CharacterWizard, warrior, hero, hamster - it's all change for Team SMoRCLe as new Zaag Avatars drop. Time for everyone to get their game faces on and work out who they really are.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 3 - SporesClegg, Truly and Billy find Lionel's abandoned wife.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 2A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cheese MoonIt's a space race as Supertato helps Carrot fly her baguette rocket to become the first Veggie on the cheese moon, but halfway there Evil Pea makes them crash land.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated sequel.
2point4 Children
Series 3, Episode 6 - Whoopee, We're All Going To DieFinally enjoying their Floridian holiday, the Porters find themselves suddenly caught in the path of Hurricane Bill. Fleeing to Miami in a bid for safety, could their dream holiday be their last?
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 16 - School Dog WaffleThe Brooklyn-Bells take Waffle to school to ask the headteacher if Waffle can visit class.
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Christmas Special - The Green Eyed MonsterFowler is battling Grim for promotion, who tells him that he needs to be married to be promoted. Raymond proposes to Patricia but in such an unromantic way that she leaves him. Goody and Boyle take Fowler for a night on the town to cheer him up but they choose the same place that Habib has taken Patricia.
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 5A light switch, fortune cookie, traffic lights and a bottle are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Godiva AffairJones is worried that Mrs. Fox is falling in love with the town clerk, Mr. Gordon, so he asks Captain Mainwaring if he can help. Meanwhile, Hodges and Gordon are casting for the role of Lady Godiva in the town parade.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 7, Episode 12 - Nanina MurphyFleur and Eleesha get out of a boring trip with Polly by inventing Fleur's fake nanna. But when Polly realises they're lying, she decides to take her revenge.
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Captain's CarThere is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French General and Mainwaring is to get a staff car - a Rolls-Royce, no less. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 19 - Hiccup HavocSupertato harnesses the power of his hiccups to save Tato Tower from Evil Pea's jam attack.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Dead Sea, Middle EastThe Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster!
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 1 - It's MurderThe drunken antics of Mr Partridge cause Yvonne and Barry to start a petition to get him sacked. Unfortunately, Mr Partridge goes missing...
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ernest Penfold And The Half-Price WandThe streets of are London teeming with hundreds of wannabe wizards, all brandishing identical wands. After discovering that the wands are mass-produced shavings from Merlin's legendary staff, DM and Penfold set out to stop Quark's latest money-making scheme by reuniting the staff with its rightful owner.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Christmas Special - The Green Eyed MonsterFowler is battling Grim for promotion, who tells him that he needs to be married to be promoted. Raymond proposes to Patricia but in such an unromantic way that she leaves him. Goody and Boyle take Fowler for a night on the town to cheer him up but they choose the same place that Habib has taken Patricia.
Supertato
Series 2, Episode 17 - Pea RepeatsSupertato is due to receive the Best Hero Award, but Evil Pea decides she should get it. Carrot tells her she needs to defeat herself to win the award.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 25 - Komodo National Park, IndonesiaWhen Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 5 - DreamhouseTerry finally gets the chance to taste the high life when he has to mind a singing star's dream home. Arthur, as usual, has other ideas.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 3 - SporesClegg, Truly and Billy find Lionel's abandoned wife.
GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 10 - Professor Muddles' Brain BusterProfessor Muddles invents a machine to try and improve his team's brainpower.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 2 - Night Night, WaffleThe Brooklyn-Bells spend their first night together as a new family, only to be kept awake by Waffle, whose constant barking upsets Mrs Hobbs, their cat-obsessed neighbour.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go OffMichelle orders René to store 1,000kg of high explosive in his café - disguised as Christmas puddings! Herr Flick, meanwhile, is dealing with land mines.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 4 - Sweet SorrowThe pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 4 - Once In A Moonlit JunkyardJunkyard. The arrival of a sinister-looking motorcyclist fills Compo with fear.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.
Carry On Spying
Four trainee spies are put on the trail of the subversive organisation STENCH as they try to track down the secret Formula X.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 5 - The Space AceWhen alcohol interrupts the rigorous programme of Yorkshire's first trainee astronaut, Foggy knows just the man to take over.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Happy EventWhen Pinky the pig goes into labour in the middle of the night, it's all hands on deck.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 3, Episode 5 - Thy Fury SpentA simple missing person's case takes a dramatic turn as Frank and Lu find themselves in the middle of a dispute over the opening of a new Shakespeare Centre where it's clear that no one is what they seem.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Tug Of The ForelockIn order to pay for fuel for their new 'transportation' the Goods offer to work for the Leadbetters as cleaners while theirs are away. The arrangement does not operate smoothly as Margo has no time for the Goods sense of humour during work hours. However after a swift sacking and a drawn out rehiring, things improve.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 8With guests Seann Walsh, Adrian Chiles, June Brown and Aisling Bea.
Breeders
Series 3, Episode 9 - No More - Part 1Jim and Jackie are both struggling. Luke has a choice to make. Ally meets someone new.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 3, Episode 6 - Reputation, Reputation, Reputation!Frank and Lu enter the competitive world of hairdressing and find themselves combing through a tangled web of backstabbing and deceit.
Detectorists
Series 3, Episode 1Lance's flat isn't his own any more and Andy's staying with the mother-in-law. But at least they have their old faithful permission to escape. Or do they? The dark cloud of a solar farm threatens the tranquillity.
Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 5 - Skateboard DivisionSusan Wokoma finds something hidden in a flower, Lucy Beaumont gets handy with loo roll, and Julian Clary makes some kitchen receptacles look a bit sinister. Meanwhile, Alex Horne gets intimidated by Sam Campbell.
Breeders
Series 3, Episode 10 - No More - Part 2A furious argument is interrupted by Ava's news about Jim. Paul and Ally need to decide - is this it?
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Captain's CarThere is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French General and Mainwaring is to get a staff car - a Rolls-Royce, no less. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted.
Scot Squad
Series 7, Episode 1Traffic cops PC Surjit Singh and PC Hugh McKirdy duet to cook-up a rhyme that bites. Elsewhere, Detectives Megan Squire and DC Andrea McGill pose undercover at a high-class spa frequented by gangster's wife, Maxine McCarrison.
Brassic
Series 5, Episode 4 - Sweet SixteenThe last time Erin saw her dad was 15 years ago, before he ran off for good. Now he's dead he's re-entered Erin's life being as big a nuisance as ever. He's left Erin his seaside flat and a 10 grand debt to the local honchos. Billy and Betty Baileaf are not people you want to mess with, they give Erin 48 hours to cough up and take Ronnie hostage until she does.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 5 - KidKate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mo Mo And PigsyDonna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 31, Episode 9Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Danny Goffey and Freya Ridings join regulars Noel Fielding, Daisy May Cooper and Jamali Maddix for the pop culture panel show, hosted by Greg Davies.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 5 - Skateboard DivisionSusan Wokoma finds something hidden in a flower, Lucy Beaumont gets handy with loo roll, and Julian Clary makes some kitchen receptacles look a bit sinister. Meanwhile, Alex Horne gets intimidated by Sam Campbell.
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 3 - Just Need Some CompanyFeeling in need of some company of the opposite sex, Tracey agrees to go to a party along with Boy Tracy in attempt to find someone who thinks she's attractive.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 4 - OrlandoTracey is tired of having to spend time with Connor and his new girlfriend. Puppy love is the way forward.
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 24 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The DecadeJimmy Carr presents this super-sized edition of the annual quiz, looking back over the past 10 years. Claudia Winkleman, Nish Kumar, Joe Lycett, Alan Carr, Stacey Solomon and Jonathan Ross battle it out to prove who can remember the most about the decade, with questions including why was lasagna big news in 2013? Who squeezed through a hole in the wall in 2015? And what are Pikachu's friends called? Big Fat regulars Jon Snow and Charles Dance help set the questions.
Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 6Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on events around the world along with guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Rhys James, Nish Kumar and Suzi Ruffell.
Detectorists
Series 3, Episode 1Lance's flat isn't his own any more and Andy's staying with the mother-in-law. But at least they have their old faithful permission to escape. Or do they? The dark cloud of a solar farm threatens the tranquillity.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 8With guests Seann Walsh, Adrian Chiles, June Brown and Aisling Bea.
Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 5 - KidKate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky.
British As Folk
Episode 3 - East Yorkshire: Is It Really Grim Up North?Darren, Ivo and Fern are shown the sights by the friendliest bus drivers in Hull. While Darren takes their advice and disembarks at a legendary local chip shop to find out the truth about the famous Hull Pattie, Ivo fulfils a lifelong dream of meeting footballing legend and Hull ambassador, Dean Windass, while Fern gets to grips with the local grime scene.
Jimmy Carr: Being Funny
A live performance of Jimmy Carr's 2011 stand-up show from Birmingham Symphony Hall.
Breeders
Series 4, Episode 1 - NoëlFive years later, Paul and Ally are on the verge of splitting; Jim and Jackie are in turmoil; Luke and his girlfriend, Maya, drop a bombshell at Christmas dinner that will change everyone's lives forever.
Breeders
Series 4, Episode 2 - No AlternativeThe reality of Luke's announcement hits; Paul and Ally worry about the decision he and Maya made and whether they should support them; as a new year starts, the Worsley family gather together with Maya's family, united in their love and worry.
Ellie & Natasia
Episode 4Characters in this episode include a pair of vaping dominatrixes, and the Greek-Cypriot entrepreneurs make their own James Bond movie.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Tug Of The ForelockIn order to pay for fuel for their new 'transportation' the Goods offer to work for the Leadbetters as cleaners while theirs are away. The arrangement does not operate smoothly as Margo has no time for the Goods sense of humour during work hours. However after a swift sacking and a drawn out rehiring, things improve.
Sliced
Series 2, Episode 5 - Graham?When Naheema goes on the hunt for a sugar daddy she's fifty percent successful, which causes no end of grief for Ricky. Naomi, meanwhile, is having trouble with some greedy paramedics.
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 3 - Just Need Some CompanyFeeling in need of some company of the opposite sex, Tracey agrees to go to a party along with Boy Tracy in attempt to find someone who thinks she's attractive.