Television
TV schedule Thursday 28th September 2023
6am
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The Larkins
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Fiddle In FrothAlf's win of twelve crates of beer but is aghast when Ada orders him to return the lot. Determined not give up such a prize, he and Jeff decide the only option is to stage a robbery.
6am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 12 - Friends In High PlacesThe canteen's cook, Mrs. Webb, is worse than awful and when confronted about her culinary skills promptly quits, leaving Blakey in the lurch. He recommends Mrs. Butler as her replacement to the area manager - and when she comes for an interview, it seems the two are old friends...
6:05am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 2 - Whose Wife Is It Anyway?Terry turns his hand to selling antiques when Arthur's friend Alex is hospitalised.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 14 - The PianoThe Farmer is playing the piano and torturing everyone with his musical inability. When the Flock discover that Bitzer on the other hand is a virtuoso, they decide it's time for a party. They devise a plan to 'borrow' the piano when the Farmer goes to bed - however things don't quite go to plan...
7:05am
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 9 - Can't Buy Me LoveIn a desperate bid to improve his social standing, Michael falls for glamorous nightclub owner Rochelle Jackson.
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 48 - Lost In ExaggerationQuark's Exaggerator device makes Danger Mouse fame-mouse.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 28 - Chez BashWhen Olive surprises herself and everyone around her by actually becoming a good cook, Dr Pfooflepfeffer tries to cash in by turning the school canteen into an exclusive and super-expensive dining experience.
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Sahara Desert, AfricaGlitch makes a sandcastle around an oasis in the Sahara. Can the Go Jetters save the day?
7:45am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Art ExhibitionHyacinth's passion for art coincides with Daddy's desire to join the Foreign Legion.
8:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 4 - Love And MarriageBill's mother comes to stay, and is just as difficult as ever. Meanwhile, Bill's also finding it increasingly difficult to communicate and reason with Jenny - could daughter be turning into mother?
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 6, Episode 3 - Little Monster HibernatesIt's Socky Sort Day in Justin's House, but when Little Monster takes all the socks, it leads everyone to think that she's hibernating - but can they stay quiet so she can sleep?
8:40am
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Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 5 - Horrid Henry VIIIWe meet the young Henry as he struggles with his boring dad Henry VII, before becoming King himself, and going through wives like most people go through toothbrushes! Meanwhile across the world we meet the great Ottoman leader Suleiman the Magnificent in Turkey, and the mad, bad, and very dangerous to know Emperor Zhengde in China.
8:45am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 13 - Gardening TimeAt his wife's suggestion, the depot manager has instigated a gardening competition amongst the staff. Blakey's been keeping his own plants around his office for a while so is quick to sign up, but the only other entrant is Jack. With a prize at stake, their rivalry soon heats up!
9am
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Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 4 - Darren And His BigfootSara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Ivo Graham, Rachel Parris, Stevie Martin and Eshaan Akbar to play another round of absurd guessing games.
9am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 9 - The Society EntertainerJeffrey Fairbrother decides that a change of voice would be a good idea on Radio Maplin. In the meantime Spike meets his femme fatale which results in a dramatic change in his outlook. Ted has other ideas!
9:30am
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Come Back Peter
Pandemonium is created in a country house when various relatives come to stay.
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 8 - CleaningThe Twirlywoos watch a window cleaner and get the idea to do some cleaning of their own. Meanwhile, Peekaboo's spring cleaning is interrupted by the Stop-Go Car, who leaves muddy tyre tracks all over the Boat!
9:40am
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
10am
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Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 4 - Food PoisoningIt's Carol's birthday, but the treat she brings in gives the entire school food poisoning and the side effects aren't pleasant!
10:15am
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Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 9 - Box Office SmashDanny and Mick have heard about Joy's new office chair and are excited to try it out. However, Joy accidentally locks them in her office, and the boys need to work out an escape - or survival plan!
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 3 - The Missing Bus Of Mrs AveryThe ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic, which becomes more a mystery tour.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 20 - The New PosterRichard is set to lose his job if business doesn't improve. Sooty and Sweep decide to make some new posters to advertise Slater's Holidays - but this means tricking Richard into having his photograph taken at the worst possible moment. What will the guests think of the disastrous results?
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big VendorWesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.
11:05am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 26 - Super SecretEvil Pea traps Supertato to discover the secret of his superstrength.
11:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Art ExhibitionHyacinth's passion for art coincides with Daddy's desire to join the Foreign Legion.
11:55am
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Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated sequel.
12:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 4 - Love And MarriageBill's mother comes to stay, and is just as difficult as ever. Meanwhile, Bill's also finding it increasingly difficult to communicate and reason with Jenny - could daughter be turning into mother?
12:30pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Highlights Special - Waffle So FarSimon and Waffle are home alone. Simon recalls the first time he met Waffle as a pup, and the pair share memories of the Wonder Dog becoming part of the Brooklyn-Bell family.
1pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 7 - The RecruitWhile Captain Mainwaring is in hospital, the Vicar and the Verger decide to join the Home Guard. Mainwaring is not pleased about it, but there is nothing he can do, so he sends them out to patrol with Jones's men.
1:30pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
1:35pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
2:15pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 13 - So Long FarewellMartha is offered a place at Greatacre, the boarding school her mother once went to. Ollie can't cope with the idea of Martha leaving.
2:20pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
2:25pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 4 - Treasure In The Plant AisleIn the perilous plant aisle, Supertato and Evil Pea team up to find treasure as they have half a map each, but she tricks him and steals the map to find the treasure for herself.
2:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sydney Opera House, AustraliaGlitch turns the Opera House into an opera boat to enter a race around Sydney Harbour.
3pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 9 - The Society EntertainerJeffrey Fairbrother decides that a change of voice would be a good idea on Radio Maplin. In the meantime Spike meets his femme fatale which results in a dramatic change in his outlook. Ted has other ideas!
3:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 36 - Masters Of The TwystyverseDanger Mouse faces double trouble, when a strangely familiar new villainous tyrant plants evil doubles in key positions around the globe, as part of a plot to suck earth through a portal into the Twistyverse so he can be master of both dimensions.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 3 - The Missing Bus Of Mrs AveryThe ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic, which becomes more a mystery tour.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big VendorWesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 16 - Winter WonderlandEvil Pea thinks the Veggies won't like it when she covers the supermarket in ice, but instead they have the best snow day ever, so she creates a giant snowball to ruin their fun.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Great Wall of ChinaGlitch and his grimbots have a long race on a very long wall - the Great Wall of China!
5pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Art ExhibitionHyacinth's passion for art coincides with Daddy's desire to join the Foreign Legion.
5pm
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GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 7 - Rapids Johnson's Quizzly BearGail gets carried away when she helps Rapids Johnson search for the Quizzly Bear.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 1 - Waffle Tries To Be StillWaffle ends up in Evie's class, when he must be still so the headteacher doesn't see him.
5:25pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 12 - The AnniversaryCharlie and Caroline celebrate his first anniversary as her housekeeper with a romantic meal.
5:40pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Dreaded Circular SawIn the confusion of the chateau 'fire', René and LeClerc - now in full German uniform - are captured by the Communist Resistance and held captive in an old sawmill. Meanwhile, the Colonel is distraught to learn that the original Fallen Madonna and van Gogh have gone missing.
6:20pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 8 - The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier ImpressionCompo realises that he must become a celebrity if he is going to impress Nora Batty.
7pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 1 - Captain CookWith a bit of trickery and abuse of George's sole talent, Blackadder has himself appointed Official War Artist and hopes to be sent to Paris accordingly; however, Field Marshal Haig's plans don't quite tally with the Captain's expectations...
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 9 - Roll OnFoggy refuses to accept that they are too old for barrel rolling.
7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 7 - The RecruitWhile Captain Mainwaring is in hospital, the Vicar and the Verger decide to join the Home Guard. Mainwaring is not pleased about it, but there is nothing he can do, so he sends them out to patrol with Jones's men.
8pm
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 3, Episode 4 - Andy MurrayRob and Romesh hang out with British sporting legend Sir Andy Murray. They catch up with him as he models his new sports wear range, before being pushed to their limits in a tennis training session and Andy's favourite hobby, road cycling. Their mission is to try to get to know what makes the greatest British tennis player of all time really tick.
8pm
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Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 9 - The Envious CourtFrank and Lu investigate a death threat at Runningbrook, an exclusive tennis club which hides a toxic threat.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
8:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Man Of ActionJournalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 4Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Matt Dawson, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Dermot O'Leary.
8:30pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
9pm
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Breeders
Series 3, Episode 5 - No Can DoAn ambitious Ally sets out to save the company. Paul wonders if he ever had any ambition to start with.
9pm
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Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 2, Episode 10 - Too Cold For HellTracking a local conman, Frank and Lu make some unlikely allies when they encounter a pair of deadly gangsters.
9pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 5Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.
9pm60 min
The Lovers
Episode 4At last, the day has come... the affair is on! But when Seamus and Janet both realise they've 'caught feelings', things take a different turn.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 2 - Hell Is HereJulian Clary finds a former Taskmaster champion hiding behind a door, Susan Wokoma does something unexpected with mice and fish, and Sue Perkins demonstrates her love of portcullises.
9:30pm
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Breeders
Series 3, Episode 6 - No ShowPaul is forced by his new boss to make funding cuts. After Ally's attempt to impress Ava, she tells Paul some home truths.
9:40pm
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Dreamland
Episode 4Clare can't bear to be around Mel, so sets off early from the flat for the Heroes of Margate Awards ceremony, which she is covering for her paper.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 1 - SeriousLee tries to find his serious side by going on a date with an author.
10pm
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Scot Squad
Series 6, Episode 3PC Jack McLaren and PC Sarah Fletcher deal with a delivery driver in distress; Bobby and Officer Karen are locked in down at the station; and PC McKirdy is gobsmacked when an old flame urgently needs roadside assistance.
10pm60 min
Brassic
Series 5, Episode 1 - EddieA chaotic 24 hours as the gang takes an unlikely hostage and escorts him on his bizarre round of errands.
10pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 6, Episode 4 - Crucian Carp (Sutton Lake, Shropshire)Paul and Bob fish for crucian carp at a sequestered lake in Shropshire. In the hopes of guaranteeing success, they'll be staying lakeside in overnight bivvies.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 23 (Channel 4: Series 24), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts the game show mash-up, as Jonathan Ross and Joe Wilkinson take on Roisin Conaty and Ahir Shah. Catherine Cohen joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Dr Anne-Marie Imafidon looks after the numbers and letters.
10:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 2 - DeathTim's grandmother dies, bringing him and Kate closer together, much to Lee's concern.
10:30pm
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Gary: Tank Commander
Series 1, Episode 5 - In The FieldGary complicates a training exercise by agreeing to pick up a cooker for his Dad. Collecting it with a tank is one thing - hiding it from the sergeant is another.
10:40pm
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Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ugly BabiesJonny is fed up with his dull, dull life, and wants excitement. Nothing satisfies... until Janet tells him she might be pregnant.
10:50pm
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Back To Life
Series 1, Episode 1Just released from prison after eighteen years and trying to nudge her way back into society, Miri is the ultimate Adult Beginner.
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 3, Episode 6With Jeff Green, Lauren Laverne, Math Priest, Tom Robinson, David Fenton, Dean Friedman.
11pm
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The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 1Old favourites return, joined by characters like Swiss Toni, Chip Cobb and Dave Angel.
11pm
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Two Doors Down
Series 4, Episode 4 - Graham & SandraGordon's parents Graham and Sandra visit Scotland from Yorkshire, and Ian and Gordon bring them to Latimer Crescent to meet Beth and Eric.
11:15pm
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Back To Life
Series 1, Episode 2Miri is undeterred as she prepares for her first day of work at Nathan's Fish & Chip shop, intent on making a success of her fresh start. But how will the locals react to her new role at the already unpopular shop?
11:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.
11:40pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 5Nana's round again, and Antony's planning a trip to London. Jim's none-too complimentary about his dreams, but Denise has had enough of their father's harsh comments.
Midnight
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 6The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
12:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 1 - SeriousLee tries to find his serious side by going on a date with an author.
12:40am
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Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 4Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis check out the week's news from around the globe in the company of guests Angela Barnes, Desiree Burch, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Glenn Moore.
12:50am
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Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 2 - Hell Is HereJulian Clary finds a former Taskmaster champion hiding behind a door, Susan Wokoma does something unexpected with mice and fish, and Sue Perkins demonstrates her love of portcullises.
1am
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Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 2 - DeathTim's grandmother dies, bringing him and Kate closer together, much to Lee's concern.
1:20am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 4Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Matt Dawson, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Dermot O'Leary.
1:30am
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Ellie & Natasia
Episode 4Characters in this episode include a pair of vaping dominatrixes, and the Greek-Cypriot entrepreneurs make their own James Bond movie.
1:40am
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The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 1Old favourites return, joined by characters like Swiss Toni, Chip Cobb and Dave Angel.
1:45am
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Blame It On The Bellboy
A repeat of this 1992 film.
1:50am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
1:55am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 23 (Channel 4: Series 24), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts the game show mash-up, as Jonathan Ross and Joe Wilkinson take on Roisin Conaty and Ahir Shah. Catherine Cohen joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Dr Anne-Marie Imafidon looks after the numbers and letters.
2am
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Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs in this TV edit of his 2015 show.
2am
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The Island
Episode 5The islands are finally getting theme parks, but what theme will they choose? Also, toast.
2:15am
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The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 3 - Frankie HowerdThis episode combines Frankie Howerd's chat show appearances with archive material to tell his story in his own words.
2:20am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
2:50am
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The Island
Episode 6It's time for our comedians to put their forgery skills to the test as they recreate classic works of art. They also get to choose what footwear they want.
3am
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Frank Skinner: Man In A Suit
TV broadcast of Frank Skinner's 2014 stand-up DVD.
3:20am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 1 - The French LessonShirley takes up French lessons at a night school, and Desmond fears that her teacher is becoming too fond of her. Meanwhile, Louise and Gloria are interested in finding 'male order' men.