Television
TV schedule Wednesday 27th September 2023
6am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 1 - National PelmetArthur and Terry join the horsey set when Arthur tries to offload some pottery figures on to an antiques dealer with a passion for racing.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 13 - The SkateboardShaun decides he wants to have a go at skateboarding and sets about building a skatepark from scrap he finds in the dump. Before too long he gets carried away and suddenly discovers it's a bit riskier than he first thought. Bitzer to the rescue.
7:05am
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 8 - Susu AgainPorkpie is bitten by the lovebug when an old flame from the West Indies turns up at the shop.
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Highlights Special - The SupiesDuckula is hosting The Supies awards show and the danger agents are all in attendance.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 27 - The Bash Street BogeymanIn the run-up to the school play, spooky goings-on around the school make the gang wonder if the mythical Bash Street Bogeyman might be real, and still stalking the corridors.
7:40am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Stonehenge, EnglandCan the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?
7:45am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
8:10am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 10 - What The Stars ForetellThe Butler household is thrown into chaos when the stars foretell marital success for Mum and Olive - and they both set their eyes on Blakey! Meanwhile, the Luxton & District is being subsumed into a national company, so change is afoot at the depot.
8:20am
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 3 - When The Going Gets ToughAs Ben receives notification of an "interview" with the tax inspector, Bill gets into a spot of bother at the supermarket. Meanwhile, there's the small matter of a note and phone number to resolve, and Jenny's going vegetarian.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 6, Episode 2 - Pizza The ActionCherry makes a new pizza that no-one likes, but when they try to be polite, she wants to make the pizza for the whole of Justin Town. They must stop her or tell the truth.
8:40am
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Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 4 - Naughty NapoleonWe follow Napoleon as he rises from humble beginnings to be the Emperor of France, bashing most of Europe along the way, and ultimately meeting his Waterloo at, well, Waterloo! Meanwhile across the world we meet the Indian traveller who brought Shampoo to the world.
8:45am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 11 - The AllowanceA new clippie arrives at the depot, but she is no ordinary woman! A committed feminist, it's not long before Jack's turned her to his advantage in the never-ending war against the Inspector, as all the clippies demand extra pay for public convenience visits on their routes.
9am
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Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 3 - Oh Wait There's More Clues?Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Sophie Duker, Rosie Jones, Fatiha El-Ghorri and Jamie Laing to play another round of absurd guessing games.
9am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 8 - It's A Blue WorldTed Bovis is offered the chance to hire an artistic but explicit film to show to the male adult campers.
9:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 7 - In And OutThe Twirlywoos cause confusion at the stables when they keep letting a horse out. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoos have fun bouncing in and out of the Box.
9:40am
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
10am
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Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 3 - Crank!Vlogger and history teacher Miss Crank pulls out all the stops to prank the students, and in French class the new teaching assistant proves to be a bit of a handful.
10:15am
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Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 8 - No Sweat!With Joy having been let down by the builders, Danny and Mick step up and offer to build the leisure centre's new sauna themselves. But can they follow flat-pack instructions? And will their antics get Joy hot and bothered!
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 19 - Beach PatrolMr Slater has put Richard in charge of the beach and the gang decide to join him. After jumping on the bouncy castle Sooty, Sweep and Soo meet a friendly sand sculptor and have a sandcastle-building competition - but poor Richard ends up in deep water. With special guest star Frank Bruno.
10:25am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 5A light switch, fortune cookie, traffic lights and a bottle are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
11am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 25 - Not So SupertatoEvil Pea tricks Supertato into thinking that he's lost all of his superpowers.
11:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
11:55am
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Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated sequel.
12:20pm
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2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 3 - When The Going Gets ToughAs Ben receives notification of an "interview" with the tax inspector, Bill gets into a spot of bother at the supermarket. Meanwhile, there's the small matter of a note and phone number to resolve, and Jenny's going vegetarian.
12:30pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 14 - Waffle's Sort Of BirthdayIt's Waffle's birthday and Mr Willow throws a huge party for him. As the Brooklyn-Bells prepare a surprise for Waffle, Connie and Ruby's dog, Jelly, leads the Wonder Dog astray.
1pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things That Go Bump In The NightThe van runs out of petrol in the middle of a huge storm, so the platoon have to take shelter in a large, dark and gloomy house.
1:30pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
1:40pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 5 - Amy And AmiabilityThe Prince is bankrupt. In order to secure funds, Blackadder suggests that his only option is to find a bride and marry into a moneyed family. Beautiful Amy Hardwood, daughter of a cotton magnate, seems a prime candidate.
2:15pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 12 - Cranmede FeverLily is determined that this year she and Jas will beat Martha and Ollie in the school's general knowledge quiz.
2:20pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
2:25pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cheese MoonIt's a space race as Supertato helps Carrot fly her baguette rocket to become the first Veggie on the cheese moon, but halfway there Evil Pea makes them crash land.
2:30pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Niagara Falls, Canada and USAGlitch blocks Niagara Falls to give Grim HQ a mud bath. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
3pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 8 - It's A Blue WorldTed Bovis is offered the chance to hire an artistic but explicit film to show to the male adult campers.
3:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 35 - Send In The ClonesDanger Mouse and Penfold come up against themselves as Quark creates cheap copies of our heroes in his latest money-making scheme.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
4:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
4:40pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 15 - Super BirthdaySupertato is delighted when Evil Pea comes to his birthday party, but Carrot is suspicious. Soon Evil Pea unleashes the Mini Peas, who try to steal Supertato's birthday present.
4:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Chichen Itza, MexicoGrandmaster Glitch's giant ball game threatens El Castillo. Can the Go Jetters bounce back and save it?
5pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 16 - School Dog WaffleThe Brooklyn-Bells take Waffle to school to ask the headteacher if Waffle can visit class.
5:25pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 11 - She's My GirlAfter accusing Charlie of stealing his girlfriend, Tom decides to move out.
5:40pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Dinner With The GeneralRené is sent back to Gruber's bedroom, in the guise of a fireman and accompanied by LeClerc, tasked with blowing open the safe. Unfortunately for him, it seems that everyone else is at the chateau too...
6:10pm
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For The Love Of Ada
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Honeymooners ReturnAda and Walter are back from a happy honeymoon in Blackpool. Wedded bliss is short-lived, however, when his love of the wireless clashes with Ada's love of Coronation Street!
6:20pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 5 - Amy And AmiabilityThe Prince is bankrupt. In order to secure funds, Blackadder suggests that his only option is to find a bride and marry into a moneyed family. Beautiful Amy Hardwood, daughter of a cotton magnate, seems a prime candidate.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 6 - Das (Welly) BootCompo finds a new way to Nora's heart.
7pm
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Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 6 - Duel And DualityThe Prince has seduced and 'soiled' the Duke of Wellington's two nieces. When the triumphant war hero hears of George's indiscretion, he swears to have his revenge - can Blackadder get him out of this one, or will the Royal meet his maker?
7:15pm
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Johnny English Strikes Again
Third spy film starring Rowan Atkinson as bumbling agent Johnny English.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 7 - The Empire That Foggy Nearly BuiltFoggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.
7:40pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things That Go Bump In The NightThe van runs out of petrol in the middle of a huge storm, so the platoon have to take shelter in a large, dark and gloomy house.
8pm
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Jonathan Creek
Special - The Grinning ManCould a madman who preys upon human flesh really be to blame for 70 years worth of disappearances in an attic called 'The Nightmare Room'? Can Jonathan solve the mystery, or will fearlessly sceptical Joey Ross get there first?
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
8:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 7 - The RecruitWhile Captain Mainwaring is in hospital, the Vicar and the Verger decide to join the Home Guard. Mainwaring is not pleased about it, but there is nothing he can do, so he sends them out to patrol with Jones's men.
8:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 3Joan Bakewell, Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood and Jason Manford are the guests in this episode.
8:30pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 1, Episode 4Strictly Come Dancing judge Bruno Tonioli plays Michael's favourite game 'Send To All', which sees Michael sending a text to Bruno's phone book. This week's Unexpected Star is a handyman, who gets the shock of his life when his ambition is realised. There is also music from Years and Years, comedy from Rob Beckett and an astonishing acrobatic performance from one of Cirque du Soleil.
9pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 4Nana's friend Elsie has died. Norma's distraught; enough to need to stay at the Royles' for a couple of nights, but apparently not too upset to plan what of Elsie's belongings she should take from her home.
9pm45 min
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 31, Episode 6Roisin Murphy, Dermot Kennedy and Billy Porter join the regulars for the legendary pop culture panel show's revival, hosted by Greg Davies.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:35pm
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 7 - MagicWhen Lucy's god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her twenty-four hours before the girl's birthday party, it is left up to Lee to decide on an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year olds.
10pm80 min
Ahir Shah: Dots
Ahir Shah performs his stand-up show Dots for a live audience.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
10pm
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Cardiac Arrest
A repeat run of the entire second series of the medical comedy drama.
10:10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 8 - BoatLee's father, Frank, buys himself a boat after a big win on the horses and invites Lee down for a long weekend with Lucy and Daisy. Despite the fact that Lucy is terrified of water, Lee persuades her to come along in the hope that he can manipulate her into sharing a double bed.
10:45pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 3 - Frankie Boyle, Simon Evans, Aisling BeaFrankie Boyle hosts, with performers Simon Evans and Aisling Bea.
11:15pm
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Breeders
Series 3, Episode 3 - No ComfortA back injury leaves Paul high on Leah's supply, as he raids her collection of heavy-duty painkillers. As Luke and his dad get closer, Ally and Ava drift further apart, and Ally looks for someone to blame.
11:20pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 5, Episode 4Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Greg Davies, Thanyia Moore and Josh Pugh to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed?
11:45pm
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Breeders
Series 3, Episode 4 - No BodyAlly and Paul each learns the truth about a thing that has been terrifying them - for Ally, her job and for Paul, his MRI result. Ava and Luke both feel frozen out by the people they care most about.
11:45pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 4Nana's friend Elsie has died. Norma's distraught; enough to need to stay at the Royles' for a couple of nights, but apparently not too upset to plan what of Elsie's belongings she should take from her home.
Midnight
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Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 3Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine another week's news from around the globe in the company of guests James Acaster, Tom Allen, Ari Eldjarn, Ed Gamble and Ellie Taylor.
12:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 7 - MagicWhen Lucy's god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her twenty-four hours before the girl's birthday party, it is left up to Lee to decide on an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year olds.
12:35am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 1 - National PelmetArthur and Terry join the horsey set when Arthur tries to offload some pottery figures on to an antiques dealer with a passion for racing.
12:35am
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Juice
Episode 3 - The Jamma ShowGuy is eager to meet Jamma's parents, but Jamma faces a challenge in getting his mum to agree to the introduction. Hegets theatrical to try and uncover the truth behind Farida's actions - but is he prepared for what he'll discover?
12:35am
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Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 1 - The Natural FriendsIn the opening episode, Greg slaps Alex because of peas, Lucy marvels at a canned blindfold, and everyone tries to put a big duck in a lake.
12:40am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 6, Episode 7Pulling up a chair at Alan's table this week are Joel Dommett, Rosie Jones, Sophie Duker and John Kearns who swap stories about pulling, proposals and being unapologetic, plus insider secrets about the Houses of Parliament.
12:55am
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 8 - BoatLee's father, Frank, buys himself a boat after a big win on the horses and invites Lee down for a long weekend with Lucy and Daisy. Despite the fact that Lucy is terrified of water, Lee persuades her to come along in the hope that he can manipulate her into sharing a double bed.
1am
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Juice
Episode 4 - A Saif SpaceJamma struggles to balance work, family, friends and Guy. He's bitten off more than he can chew, and he finds himself preoccupied by something lurking beneath the floorboards.
1:30am
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Dreamland
Episode 4Clare can't bear to be around Mel, so sets off early from the flat for the Heroes of Margate Awards ceremony, which she is covering for her paper.
1:30am65 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
1:30am
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Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 2, Episode 2Maya Jama, Sabrina Washington and London Hughes go up against Lady Leshurr, Sophie Duker and Ms Banks in another rap and hip-hop battle.
1:40am
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Big Zuu's Big Eats
Series 4, Episode 1 - Jonathan RossThis week, making his way down the drive in the bespoke Big Eats Bimmer is the king of chat shows, Jonathan Ross.
2am
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Brassic
Series 5, Episode 1 - EddieA chaotic 24 hours as the gang takes an unlikely hostage and escorts him on his bizarre round of errands.
2am
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The Lovers
Episode 4At last, the day has come... the affair is on! But when Seamus and Janet both realise they've 'caught feelings', things take a different turn.
2:15am
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The Island
Episode 4This week the comedians are choosing a mode of transport, a national sport and a national anthem to sing right before kick-off.
2:35am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Family WayPearl's unwell and Samuel heads to the doctor to collect the results of some tests she's recently had done. It's soon him feeling under the weather when he discovers she's pregnant!
2:50am
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Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 1 - The Natural FriendsIn the opening episode, Greg slaps Alex because of peas, Lucy marvels at a canned blindfold, and everyone tries to put a big duck in a lake.
2:55am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
3:05am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 13 - The House GuestIs the flat haunted? After some odd bumps in the night, Sonny certainly thinks so. Vilma arranges for one of their neighbours, Mrs. Pugh, a medium, to talk to them...
3:05am
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Sneakerhead
Episode 3When Mulenga gets in a scuffle with a customer and the incident goes viral, Russell faces his biggest managerial challenge yet - firing his best mate.
3:25am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
3:35am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Surprise For PorkpieMichael's marketing plans for the shop backfire a little and send Porkpie into hiding on his birthday. Gloria, Louise and Matthew are intent on raising his spirits.
3:50am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 5Jimmy Carr hosts the words and numbers game show mash-up, with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson play against Jon Richardson and Nabil Abdulrashid. David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner.