Television
TV schedule Sunday 24th September 2023
6am
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Sailors Don't Care
A repeat of this 1940 film.
6am
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Guessable?
Series 3, Episode 10 - Fictitious CheeseSara Pascoe with team captains Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and loyal aide John Kearns welcome comedians David Baddiel, Olga Koch and Donna Preston, and presenter Ranvir Singh for another array of guessing games.
6am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 1 - Olive's DivorceOlive is in trouble - Arthur has left her for good and she has to face the divorce court. Afterwards she's almost inconsolable and doesn't feel like being alone, but Mum's off to Aunt Maud's and Stan has a date.
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 19 - BalancingThe Twirlywoos are at a gym hall where they watch a gymnast practicing a routine on a balance beam.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pyramids of Giza, EgyptGlitch creates big trouble with a little pyramid when he and the Go Jetters visit Egypt.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 11 - The KiteWhat's more fun than a kite on a windy afternoon? Nothing when Shaun and pals are concerned.
7:05am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 3 - FuneralTragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 2Eggs, sausages, a freezer and toilet roll are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment!
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Special - A Fear To RememberDanger Mouse faces the Queen of Weevils in a fearful Halloween special.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 28 - Were-WalterThere's a werewolf-type creature on the prowl and suspicion falls on Gnasher. Dennis has to prove his best pal's innocence as the full moon shines down on Beanotown...
7:50am
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 5 - CalypsoDesmond meets a ghost from his past and thinks it's the end of his marriage
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Stonehenge, EnglandCan the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?
8:20am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 4 - Scab's ParentsMr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy', Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 6 - Cake CalamityBitz has created a super strawberry, dreamy creamy, nicely icely, bake-a-licious cake that is so tasty Bob suggests she makes more so she can sell them to the whole world.
9am
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Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 3 - Oh Wait There's More Clues?Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Sophie Duker, Rosie Jones, Fatiha El-Ghorri and Jamie Laing to play another round of absurd guessing games.
9am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the David Jason sitcom.
9:55am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Darling Buds Of May (Part 1)When a tax collector arrives at the Larkins' farm, it appears to spell trouble for Pop and the family. But the young man is soon under the spell of their utopian lifestyle - and Mariette's charms.
9:55am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 4 - Treasure In The Plant AisleIn the perilous plant aisle, Supertato and Evil Pea team up to find treasure as they have half a map each, but she tricks him and steals the map to find the treasure for herself.
10am
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Guessable?
Christmas SpecialSara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and sidekick John Kearns invite James Acaster, Roisin Conaty, Kemah Bob and Gyles Brandreth to play some festive guessing games.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 16 - Down The DrainThere's no water at the Park! The gang's shower has stopped working, and Richard is covered in mud. It is down to plumbers Sooty and Sweep to put things right in time for the opening of the new picnic area - but not everybody will stay dry!
11am
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Arthur's Hallowed Ground
Comedy drama about an octogenarian and his love of cricket.
11am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Darling Buds Of May (Part 2)Things don't quite go 'perfick' when Charley decides to play truant from his office at the Inland Revenue and go strawberry-picking with Mariette and the rest of the Larkin family. Suddenly it seems that his future is in doubt.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 11 - Sinking FeelingWhen heavy things are put on soft surfaces like sand, they sometimes sink. Spreading the weight across a bigger surface area can help to stop that sinking feeling, so we're making sand shoes from cardboard and ribbon.
1pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 3 - Ridiculous RomanticsThis week Horrible Histories charts the path towards true love - and some of history's biggest and most ridiculous romantics are in the spotlight.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 23 - Go Jet Academy: Hurricane RescueGrim HQ struggles through the sky above the Atlantic Ocean, fighting against the powerful winds of a hurricane.
1:30pm
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Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated sequel.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 24 - The Valley Of Balls, KazakhstanThe Go Jetters travel to the Valley of Balls in Kazakhstan, where they find thousands of rocks which are almost perfectly round. Meanwhile, Grandmaster Glitch is seeking the ideal ball to use to practice his bowling - something big and heavy.
2:15pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
2:30pm
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The Larkins
Series 5, Episode 3 - Darts & FlowersAlf has organised a crucial, high-stakes darts match at the pub - and scheduled it on the night of his wedding anniversary! With Osgood's help he attempts to find a way around the very tricky situation.
2:50pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 2, Episode 8 - The HeiressCharlie and Caroline look for clues in the attic when Laura is mysteriously named in a billionaire's will.
2:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 18 - Return To SenderThe Farmer receives a mystery gift from his antipodean cousin. Unimpressed with the present, he attempts to throw it away, only for it to keep reappearing. He becomes convinced it has magical powers.
3pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 19 - Cone Of ShameBitzer is an all-too willing volunteer when he has to wear the cone of shame and is happy to let the flock wait on him. That is, until Shaun rumbles his malingering and plots the pooch's comeuppance.
4:30pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 9 - Veggies Gotta DanceSupertato and Evil Pea face each other in a dance-off so Supertato can rescue his friends.
4:50pm
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Johnny English Strikes Again
Third spy film starring Rowan Atkinson as bumbling agent Johnny English.
4:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 18 - Sheep Sheep GooseA baby goose wants to live with the sheep but doesn't quite fit in.
5pm
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Miranda
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
5:20pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 14 - Waffle's Sort Of BirthdayIt's Waffle's birthday and Mr Willow throws a huge party for him. As the Brooklyn-Bells prepare a surprise for Waffle, Connie and Ruby's dog, Jelly, leads the Wonder Dog astray.
7pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Lake DistrictBob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse are in the Lake District to fish at some of the UK's best-loved beauty spots in the form of Derwentwater and Watendlath Tarn. In a change from the norm, this time Bob has chosen where they go fishing in a poignant trip down memory lane as this was where he used to come on camping holidays with his mates, away from parents for the first time.
8pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.
8:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 2 - My British BuddyThe Americans have joined the war - finally - and some of them are coming to Walmington. It is decided to celebrate their arrival with a darts match in one of the local pubs. The plan does not go well.
8:25pm
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A Hole Lot Of Trouble
Half-hour comedy short centring around workmen digging a hole.
8:40pm
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QI
Series S, Episode 10 - SmörgåsbordSandi and Alan are joined by Jimmy Carr, Jen Brister and Chris McCausland to cover a general smorgasbord of facts beginning with S.
9pm
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Bridget Jones's Diary
Film based on Helen Fielding's novel about an unlucky-in-love Londoner who decides to take control of her life and start a diary.
9pm
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Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 3, Episode 3 - DragFor the final show of the series, Rob and Romesh will become Drag Queens. They'll be getting a full make from the stars of Drag Race - The Vivienne and Baga Chipz. They meet icon Michelle Visage to find their drag personas. Before each of them perform their very own drag routine in front of live audience.
9pm
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Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 5The duo hit South Yorkshire to join a top brass band, visit a cave surely named for Ricky (The Devil's Arse), eat high-end Yorkshire pudding, and busk with unique local hero John Shuttleworth.
9pm30 min
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 6, Episode 4 - Crucian Carp (Sutton Lake, Shropshire)Paul and Bob fish for crucian carp at a sequestered lake in Shropshire. In the hopes of guaranteeing success, they'll be staying lakeside in overnight bivvies.
9:20pm
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10pm
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Taskmaster
Series 16, Episode 1 - The Natural FriendsIn the opening episode, Greg slaps Alex because of peas, Lucy marvels at a canned blindfold, and everyone tries to put a big duck in a lake.
10pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Curious Tale Of Mr SpearfishLenny Spearfish wasn't having a good life until he agrees to sell his soul to the devil - now he's unbelievably rich and seemingly immortal.
10pm
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All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 4, Episode 3Agnes and the family are joined on the show by Spice Girl and girl power icon Mel B, and comedy actor and Little Britain star Matt Lucas, with his mother Diana Lobatto. Plus, a special musical performance from Jax Jones and Raye.
10pm
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Still Game
Series 5, Episode 5 - All The BestWinston's had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside. Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day and get to meet a Ken Dodd look-a-like.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 17, Episode 7 - Tez Ilyas, Spring Day, Ignacio LopezHost Tez Ilyas welcomes Spring Day and Ignacio Lopez to the stage at London's Hammersmith Apollo where they each offer their unique views of life.
10:30pm
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Two Doors Down
Series 4, Episode 4 - Graham & SandraGordon's parents Graham and Sandra visit Scotland from Yorkshire, and Ian and Gordon bring them to Latimer Crescent to meet Beth and Eric.
10:40pm
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Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 5, Episode 3Olga Koch, Michael Odewale and Dermot O'Leary roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed?
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 31, Episode 5Paloma Faith, Benji Webbe and Judi Love join captains Noel Fielding, Daisy May Cooper and regular panellist Jamali Maddix for the comedy music quiz, hosted by Greg Davies.
11pm
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Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Quality Of MercyThere's money to be made investing in cargoes from the New World: but while Marlowe invests in tobacco and potato products, Will would rather invest in building a new theatre. When Will's savings go missing he's forced to make a rather unusual bargain with his rival Robert Greene. Meanwhile Kate's frustration with the lack of roles for women leads her to make a rather dramatic intervention.
11pm
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QI
Series S, Episode 12 - Silly SeasonSandi and Alan are joined by Holly Walsh, Stephen K Amos and Ivo Graham as they take part in a silly season edition.
11:05pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Eyes Of TiresiasA 73-year-old widow's dreams are foretelling deaths. Is it just coincidence? Is she psychic? Or is it just something in the goldfish food...?
11:40pm
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Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues
Young Scottish stand-up comic Kevin Bridges performs his second live tour in front of a packed-out Glasgow arena crowd.
11:40pm
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Upstart Crow
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Green-Eyed MonsterAn African Prince is in town and Will decides that befriending him is the perfect opportunity to make his way into smarter social circles. But somebody is trying to turn Prince Otello against him.
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 21, Highlights Special - The History Of... Part 1In the first of two special episodes commemorating the end of the long-running topical comedy series, a chance to see again some of the finest moments from the first half of its 17-year history.
11:45pm
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East Is East
Comedy drama about a Pakistani immigrant who, along with his wife, is trying to run a fish-and-chip shop while coping with their 7 children.
11:45pm
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Man Like Mobeen
Series 1, Episode 1 - BagpussMobeen receives a surprise visit from the armed police, who arrest his friend Eight on suspicion of supplying drugs to school children in Small Heath.
12:05am
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Man Like Mobeen
Series 1, Episode 2 - Wifey RiddimWhen Mobeen learns that his little sister Aks has been suspended from school for fighting, he realises that he might not be the best role model to parent her.
12:20am
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The Fast Show
Series 2, Christmas SpecialThe Jazz Club puts a new spin on 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'.
12:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 21, Highlights Special - The History Of... Part 2The second of the two special episodes looking back at the 17-year history of the show as it comes to an end, featuring some of its funniest moments from recent years.
12:30am
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Juice
Episode 1 - CakeSitcom, written by and starring Mawaan Rizwan, following the misadventures of an attention-seeking young man whose imagination runs away with him. In an attempt to impress his boss, Jamma sneakily uses his brother for market research at work, but his plan backfires. Meanwhile, mum's fixation with divorcing dad shifts Jamma's attention to saving their marriage, and Guy makes a surprising confession.
12:40am
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Iain Stirling: Failing Upwards
Stand-up from comedian and TV presenter Iain Stirling.
1am
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Red Dwarf
Series VII, Episode 5 - BlueMuch to the surprise of the crew, Lister finds himself actually missing Rimmer now that he's left Red Dwarf!
1am
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Juice
Episode 2 - Helluva ViewNow that Jamma's in a committed relationship, everyone starts to fancy him. However, instead of focusing on his own issues, he ends up playing therapist to his parents. At work he attempts to bond with Isaac to land the next big project.
1:20am
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Morecambe & Wise In America
Episode 2After their first performances on America's top rated Sunday night broadcast The Ed Sullivan Show in 1963, Eric and Ernie are invited back to New York the following year and appear on the same night as The Beatles and are seen by over 70 million viewers.
1:25am
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Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 2, Episode 3Jimmy Akingbola hosts the panel show, with Curtis Walker, James Acaster, Humza Arshad and Sikisa joining team leaders Chizzy Akudolu and Judi Love to answer questions about black history.
1:35am
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Red Dwarf
Series VII, Episode 6 - Beyond A JokeKryten is fed up. He cooks the crew a delicious lobster meal, and they'd rather go in the artificial reality suite with Kochanski and play the 'Pride & Prejudice' game.
2:15am
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Morecambe & Wise In America
Episode 3This episode looks at Eric and Ernie's first work in colour on American television and how they were invited to perform on a major TV special alongside stars like Bing Crosby and Bob Hope.
2:15am
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Henpocalypse!
Episode 5 - Don't Tell The BrideOn the eve of her wedding day, Zara finds herself in emotional turmoil. With the future of the group at risk, she's forced to pick a side, but will her faith be rewarded?
2:15am
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Lake DistrictBob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse are in the Lake District to fish at some of the UK's best-loved beauty spots in the form of Derwentwater and Watendlath Tarn. In a change from the norm, this time Bob has chosen where they go fishing in a poignant trip down memory lane as this was where he used to come on camping holidays with his mates, away from parents for the first time.
2:45am
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The Island
Episode 1Sara Pascoe, Johnny Vegas, Ninia Benjamin and Ahir Shah have to set up their brand new nations, give their islands a name, choose a chief of police and, most importantly, a desert island drink. Tom Allen hosts with the help of Kemah Bob and Jason Forbes.
3:05am
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The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 10 - Who Needs Friends?An old school friend of Samuel's, Charley, pays a visit and makes his presence keenly felt. The Fosters feel they have to warn the woman he's hoping to marry.
3:20am
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Man Like Mobeen
Series 1, Episode 1 - BagpussMobeen receives a surprise visit from the armed police, who arrest his friend Eight on suspicion of supplying drugs to school children in Small Heath.
3:40am
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Mobility
Comedy short about three disabled teenagers from Huddersfield who must catch the same mobility bus to school each day.
4:15am
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Comedy Game Night
Episode 10Featuring Tamzin Outhwaite and Kiell Smith-Bynoe, West End star Denise Van Outen, singer Alexandra Burke, dancer Giovanni Pernice and Celebs Go Dating's Tom Read Wilson.
5:15am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Perfect ClippieWithout Arthur's share of the housekeeping, Mum just can't afford three good meals on Stan's income alone so he insists Olive get a job. After some grovelling Blakey agrees to trial her as a clippie again - and she soon turns out to be the best in the depot!