Television
TV schedule Monday 11th September 2023
Strictly For The Birds
A repeat of this 1964 film.
Minder
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bury My Half At Waltham GreenArthur farms out Terry's services to a newly-released con. Unfortunately for Terry he's none-too-bright, and has some old associates really rather keen on getting back in touch.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 5 - Relative StrangersPorkpie is earning a little pin money by helping out at the barber shop and the first customer he meets turns out to be his long lost daughter Denise, now a medical student, who hasn't seen her father for twenty years.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Stand OffIt's breakfast time and The Farmer discovers he has no fresh milk for his morning cup of tea. He sets off in great haste, only to become ensnared in a 'rush hour' traffic jam. Shaun and The Flock are too impatient to wait for breakfast and take matters into their own hands.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 34 - Force Of NatureDanger Mouse's over-reliance on gadgets prompts Colonel K to send his top agent on a tech-free nature retreat.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 15 - Boarding BeanoDoctor Pfooflepfeffer's first act as head of governors is to turn Bash Street School into a boarding school. However, the pupils devise a series of daring attempts to escape.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 3Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 42 - Go Jet Academy: Waterspout WipeoutA race between Xuli, Lars and Glitch gets serious when a tornado hits the Academy Island.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Busmen's BallThe annual Busmen's Ball comes round once again and Arthur has decided that he and Olive will not be attending such a low-brow affair. Then he discovers what this year's cabaret is going to be...
2point4 Children
Series 5, Episode 3 - The DeepLife at the Porters' appears to have taken on a relative level of normality. Stressful of course, but normal. Then Ben lets slip that he's agreed to watch the Grimes' house again.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 7The Roman emperor Caesar Augustus reveals the lazy secret of his success, TV's most excitable reporter Bob Hale explains the very, very complex history of World War Two, we meet Georgian England's most forgetful vicar, and Welsh hero Owain Glyndwr takes on the English in battle.
Justin's House
Series 6, Episode 8 - Sensible TrainingRobert's old robot teacher Mrs Sprocket is coming to Justin's House for a check-up, so Mrs Wilson and Gary need to train them to be sensible as soon as possible!
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 2 - Peggy's Big ChancePeggy, the chalet maid, has a burning ambition to become a Yellowcoat. Jeffrey arranges an interview.
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Monsters Of Flamingo LagoonMysterious monsters are rumoured to be lurking in Flamingo Lagoon and keeper Pete Smallbones is on a mission to prove to the zoo that the monsters are real.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 15 - CoveringThe Twirlywoos see a tablecloth covering a table and decide to cover some things of their own. Back in the Boat everyone gets covered in spots! How will they get rid of them?
Still Open All Hours
Series 6, Episode 1Arkwright's protégé finds an old mangle in the yard, meanwhile Beth continues to pressure Leroy to find a date for her best friend.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 1 - Back To SchoolIt is the first day of term and as Billy, Tahj, Emily and Jasmine get used to life in Year 10, Mr Capp reveals he has had a life-changing experience over the holidays. Mr Christopher teaches another important life lesson and trumping teacher Miss Davis is back with some gusto!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 7 - Perfection - Thy Name Is RidleyCompo is suffering from hearing an abundance of praise for a widower across the valley which is only made worse when Nora comes to clean for him.
Danny & Mick
Series 4, Episode 6 - Invention TensionIt's the Invention of the Year awards, and everyone at the leisure centre has ideas they are hoping to pitch. Business mogul Jacqui Williams turns up to judge and isn't impressed with what she sees. Danny's invention of a chair that does everything might turn her head, however.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 4 - Squeaky CleanMr Slater is coming for tea! Sooty is cleaning Richard's room, Sweep is in charge of the dishes, and all is set for a great evening. But with a crazy vacuum cleaner on the loose and Richard covered in paint, their plans for a dream tea look set for disaster!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 8 - Nowhere ParticularThings go awry when Compo insists on being the first to test Howard's new acquisition, an old van customised for him by Wesley.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 13 - Double Doughnut RescueSupertato almost quits being a superhero when he can't save two friends at the same time.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 3Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.
Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated sequel.
2point4 Children
Series 5, Episode 3 - The DeepLife at the Porters' appears to have taken on a relative level of normality. Stressful of course, but normal. Then Ben lets slip that he's agreed to watch the Grimes' house again.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 2 - Waffle Is UnwellWaffle is unwell. He's in his pyjamas and under strict orders to stay in bed and rest.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 11 - A. Wilson (Manager)?Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.
The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 6 - Kids TodayFowler plans a camping trip for some young offenders, whereas Grim is keener for them to have a short sharp shock. Patricia has to take care of an abandoned infant and becomes broody. Habib is harrassed by some fascists and unfortunately Goody steps in to help her...
Still Open All Hours
Series 6, Episode 1Arkwright's protégé finds an old mangle in the yard, meanwhile Beth continues to pressure Leroy to find a date for her best friend.
So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 3 - Science ChicA business studies competition is announced at school, and both Lily and Martha desperately want to be project manager.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 5 - Operation JewelEvil Pea steals Tomato's precious jewel. Supertato ventures to get it back by secretly lifting the jewel from Evil Pea's crown and defeating a crowd of rampaging Mini Peas.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 44 - Cave Train Trouble, SloveniaLars zooms to the rescue when Glitch and Tala go off the rails in search of a baby dragon.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 2 - Peggy's Big ChancePeggy, the chalet maid, has a burning ambition to become a Yellowcoat. Jeffrey arranges an interview.
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 4 - Double Edged SwordTough businessman Frank Whymark hires Lovejoy to recover a priceless Samurai sword stolen from his home.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 22 - Happy Boom Day!Danger Mouse's plan to hold a surprise party for Professor Squawkencluck is undone when the Baron releases killer birthday presents into the world.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 7 - Perfection - Thy Name Is RidleyCompo is suffering from hearing an abundance of praise for a widower across the valley which is only made worse when Nora comes to clean for him.
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 1A drinks can, blender, pillows and skittles are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
Laughter In Paradise
Comedy about four people who face tough challenges as set out in a relative's will.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 8 - Nowhere ParticularThings go awry when Compo insists on being the first to test Howard's new acquisition, an old van customised for him by Wesley.
Supertato
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cheese MoonIt's a space race as Supertato helps Carrot fly her baguette rocket to become the first Veggie on the cheese moon, but halfway there Evil Pea makes them crash land.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 49 - Puffin Patrol, IcelandThe Go Jetters are going to Westman Islands, Iceland, where the world's largest colony of Atlantic puffins gathers every year.
Minder
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Smaller They Are...When an old friend comes asking for help with tale of a large stash of stolen money, Arthur is only too happy to volunteer his and Terry's services. Unfortunately, the previous owners are keen to reclaim their cash.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 3Hyacinth has arranged one of her candlelight suppers at which she plans to impress Emmet with her singing. Rose interrupts proceedings when she's too embarrassed to be picked up by one of her boyfriends at her own messy home.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Legend Of Sir WaffleWaffle has accidentally flooded Mrs Hobbs' kitchen and she's furious. Jess and Simon mop up while Waffle, with Doug and Evie's help, makes George a special new bed to say sorry.
The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 12 - First KissA seemingly forgotten birthday leads Caroline to become rather sozzled, and Charlie ends up a little worse for the drink himself; with dropped inhibitions, a kiss is on the cards. But anything more...?
Still Open All Hours
Series 6, Episode 1Arkwright's protégé finds an old mangle in the yard, meanwhile Beth continues to pressure Leroy to find a date for her best friend.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Sausage In The WardrobeMaria is - along with the Fallen Madonna - being held in his room at the chateau by General Von Klinkerhoffen. Hidden inside a sausage, the General hangs the painting up to cure - but their unromantic trist is about to be interrupted!
The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 6 - Kids TodayFowler plans a camping trip for some young offenders, whereas Grim is keener for them to have a short sharp shock. Patricia has to take care of an abandoned infant and becomes broody. Habib is harrassed by some fascists and unfortunately Goody steps in to help her...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 7 - Set The People FreeClegg and Compo are well used to the sight of Wally and Howard carrying out routine domestic chores under the close scrutiny of their wives - it's a sort of tradition. Unable simply to accept their plight, Seymour decides to help them escape for a few moments of freedom. All he needs is a good, well-thought-out plan.
The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Christmas Special - Yuletide SpiritGrim is on the search for a group of dangerous carol singers, and the politics of Christmas workplace gift-giving throw the station into disarray when Goody buys Maggie some sexy lingerie. Fowler, meanwhile, has am-dram panto on his mind...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 8 - Go With The FlowDespite Clegg's disturbing experience with two young evangelists, Seymour decides it's time to do something worthwhile and puts his talents at the disposal of the local vicar.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 11 - A. Wilson (Manager)?Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.
There's Something About Movies
Series 1, Episode 2Alan Carr, Micky Flanagan and Michael Sheen are joined by Lily Collins, Rupert Everett, Jonathan Ross and Nish Kumar.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 12 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 7David Mitchell is joined by Mackenzie Crook and Chris Packham, while Lee Mack is joined by Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 31, Episode 3Sam Campbell, Calum Scott and CMAT join regulars Noel Fielding, Daisy May Cooper and Jamali Maddix for the pop culture panel show, hosted by Greg Davies.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 6Denise and Dave's wedding day has finally arrived, and the family are busy readying themselves for the ceremony - and drinking - ahead.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 5, Episode 2Rhod is joined by guests Jack Dee, Sophie Ellis-Bextor and KG Tha Comedian, who revisit embarrassing moments from their teenage years.
QI
A selection of episodes from the 12th and 13th series of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 3In Yorkshire, Ricky joins Ralf for a boxing and fitness session at a men's community health group in Leeds - the results aren't pretty.
Brassic
Series 4, Episode 3 - Lost In The WoodsA fun, lads-only camping trip to the local woods, turns out to be a nightmare when the gang end up horrendously lost.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 5Dave and Denise arrive home late, arguing loudly and threatening to call off the wedding - now just a week away. Soon the whole family are up and smoothing over the cracks of the evening.
Starstruck
Series 3, Episode 5Tom prepares for his wedding, and while his house is taken over by wedding staff, he comes clean about a secret he's been hiding from fiancée Clem. Meanwhile, Ian tries to make amends with Jessie, who is having a crisis of confidence when her 33rd birthday celebrations don't go as planned.
Starstruck
Series 3, Episode 6Kate is in labour while Ian has a meltdown. Tom takes the opportunity to smooth things over with Jessie. Is it too late for the former lovers to reconnect years after the breakup?
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 1 - Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe, Trevor NoahEddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.
Brassic
Series 4, Episode 4 - Exotic ZooDavey McDonagh invites Vinnie, Dylan and Tommo to a lavish party at the home of his distributor.
Ellie & Natasia
Episode 1Comedy sketch show written by and starring Ellie White and Natasia Demetriou, with characters including Busybody Mums and Trustafarian Teenagers.
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
Gary: Tank Commander
Series 1, Episode 2 - Green GodsGary swaps the tank for a Green Goddess as the army covers a firefighters' strike. The boys prepare for their first fire, but when it finally comes, it's their people skills that face the ultimate test.
Dreamland
Episode 1When Trish, Clare and Leila's other sister, Mel, makes an unexpected reappearance back into their lives, her return threatens to destabilise the entire family.
Limmy's Show!
Series 1, Episode 1Jacqueline McCafferty goes shopping for good gear in Versace, Falconhoof has a difficult caller to deal with, Mr Mulvaney the silver haired businessman with delinquent tendencies raises the alarm - and Limmy gets himself a new girlfriend.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 6Denise and Dave's wedding day has finally arrived, and the family are busy readying themselves for the ceremony - and drinking - ahead.
Roast Battle
Series 4, Episode 3Actor, comedian and all round multi-hyphenate Richard Ayoade is our guest judge this week. Ed Night battles Huge Davies, who has prepared a musical rendition for his comedy. Then the hilarious Richard Herring and Sara Barron go head to head.
Mock The Week
Series 20, Episode 4Dara O Briain and series regular Hugh Dennis excavate the treasures of the week past with the help of guests Maisie Adam, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Kae Kurd.
Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 3In Yorkshire, Ricky joins Ralf for a boxing and fitness session at a men's community health group in Leeds - the results aren't pretty.
Roast Battle
Series 4, Episode 4It's a battle of the North as Adam Rowe and Maisie Adam go in on each other's appearances. Don't underestimate the next battlers, when softer spoken Phil Wang takes on feisty Fern Brady. Joe Lycett is the guest judge.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 7David Mitchell is joined by Mackenzie Crook and Chris Packham, while Lee Mack is joined by Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert.
Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 4, Episode 8 - Craig Revel Horwood and Fleur EastKeith goes shopping in Blackpool with Strictly judge Craig Revel Horwood and heads down to Camden Market with pop star and presenter Fleur East.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley play against Jonathan Ross and Maisie Adam. Huge Davies is in Dictionary Corner.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 1 - Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe, Trevor NoahEddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 4 - Double Edged SwordTough businessman Frank Whymark hires Lovejoy to recover a priceless Samurai sword stolen from his home.
Starstruck
Series 3, Episode 5Tom prepares for his wedding, and while his house is taken over by wedding staff, he comes clean about a secret he's been hiding from fiancée Clem. Meanwhile, Ian tries to make amends with Jessie, who is having a crisis of confidence when her 33rd birthday celebrations don't go as planned.
Minder
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bury My Half At Waltham GreenArthur farms out Terry's services to a newly-released con. Unfortunately for Terry he's none-too-bright, and has some old associates really rather keen on getting back in touch.
Starstruck
Series 3, Episode 6Kate is in labour while Ian has a meltdown. Tom takes the opportunity to smooth things over with Jessie. Is it too late for the former lovers to reconnect years after the breakup?
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Buy Now Pay LaterThe Foster family finances are already over-stretched. But when blind door-to-door salesman Andrew Henderson offers them the 'History of the Black People' in 10 volumes, they are sorely tempted.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 5 - Relative StrangersPorkpie is earning a little pin money by helping out at the barber shop and the first customer he meets turns out to be his long lost daughter Denise, now a medical student, who hasn't seen her father for twenty years.
Screw
Series 2, Episode 3Leigh is reeling after a corrupt officer is discovered on her team and an accident in the prison workshop leads the inmates to going on strike. Rose is faced with a terrifying decision and Jackie confesses to Gary.
Live At The Moth Club
Episode 2Moth Club regulars Cardinal Burns, Seb and Dustin, have had a blazing row and refuse to go on stage as a duo. George feels like they might reconcile and bond if they do an escape room together, so he builds them one in the club. Things don't go entirely to plan and when an unfortunate incident befalls headliner Tom Davis, an unlikely hero emerges in City Boy.
The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 10 - The WindfallSamuel discovers a paper bag full of thousands of pounds, apparently dumped after a local supermarket robbery. The community is incensed at his decision to return £12,000 to the shop - but he's not so bothered.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 4, Episode 1 - Miserable MammyAgnes is feeling down in the dumps. The house is a mess, she can't seem to get any sleep and - to make things worse - Maria's home remedies end in disaster. Will the family show her some much-needed and long overdue appreciation?